Books with title Don't Blame the Music

‘Everyone farts and everyone blames the dog,’ Ripper grumbled, scratching his black-and-brown head. ‘If the Queen farted, then farting would be a Royal Event and no dog would be blamed for farting ever again, especially not this dog, the one you see here, in front of you, with his tail between his legs because he’s unhappy, because he doesn’t like being blamed unfairly.’

Yearning for friends and family, 12-year-old Torma impulsively makes a promise. She takes on a quest to find the heart of a country and a lost penguin. Along the way, it also becomes a vital secret mission to protect the planet from Shady Forces. She hikes across the high mountains of Nepal into the alluring land of myth and magic—Tibet—now full of dangerous Invaders. But she is being hunted. If caught, she will be put in prison and "disappeared." And she is all alone. Help is at hand from her best friend, who is a voice in her head. But can he be trusted?

‘Everyone farts and everyone blames the dog,’ Ripper grumbled, scratching his black-and-brown head. ‘If the Queen farted, then farting would be a Royal Event and no dog would be blamed for farting ever again, especially not this dog, the one you see here, in front of you, with his tail between his legs because he’s unhappy, because he doesn’t like being blamed unfairly.’

Hang on to your seat as Pat G'Orge-Walker spins a side-splitting novel of sin and salvation, heartache and love. . .Appearances mean everything to Delilah Dupree Jewel. So after hearing of her daughter-in-law's sudden death, Delilah decides that coming to the rescue of her long-estranged son, Jessie, and her granddaughter, Tamara, would be a good look. . .though Lord knows she'll have to dig hard to find her maternal instincts.But Delilah quickly discovers Jessie wants nothing to do with her. And Tamara, who's following in Delilah's musical footsteps, isn't interested in her career advice, especially since Delilah got ahead using the singing couch. And Delilah's old flame, Deacon Pillar, an ex-convict who's traded in his gangster ways for a Bible, is stirring up a past that's sure to shock..."Hilarious faith-based romp. . .Walker shines a little light on a wacky family reunion with her usual inspirational, knee-slapping style." --Publishers Weekly "A comic novel about mistakes and second chances." --Library Journal