Books with title A Dark and Stormy Night

It’s the writer’s life for Snoopy!The world’s most talented beagle has found a new career—as a writer, of course! The Literary Ace works feverishly on his typewriter, day and night, atop his doghouse. And while Snoopy is busy writing the next great American novel, you can be sure that the rest of the Peanuts gang will try to get in on the action—especially that “round-headed kid,” Charlie Brown. ’Cause it just wouldn’t be a story without some great characters—the ones right under our favorite doggy virtuoso’s nose!

It's Hallowe'en and private investigator Mike Flye is beset by problems. His daughter needs her chakra realigned, his ex-wife is chasing him for late alimony payments, the police want to charge him with malicious damage and he's drowning in a sea of bills. All seems lost until fate bring him a new client in the shape of horror movie legend Howard Orloff. The actor is throwing his annual Edgar Allan Poe dinner party after which he intends to sign a new will. But Orloff believes that one of his guest is a potential murderer and the actor is the potential victim. The stage is set for an evening of mayhem, murder and some ghoulish fun at Blackwood Manor. Oh, and it's a dark and stormy night.

Twas a Dark and Stormy Night is a story of a bisexual professional woman’s life. She is a very different woman, one who murders 7 people in her life, believing herself a savior, not a murderer. This story describes how she went about these murders, how different people in her life led her to commit them. She is a lonely person, looking for love with both men and women, often confusing sex with love. Her only true love is with her boat, which plays a major role in her life. I hope you will enjoy this tale of joy and woe.

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is a tongue-in-cheek contest that takes place annually where entrants are invited to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels. Attracting up to 10,000 entries every year, the competition spawns an embarrassment of dire fiction that is both horrifying and hilarious to read. It Was a Dark and Stormy Night collects and presents the worst of this bad fiction in one stunningly awful collection.