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  • Zombie Jokes: Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

    Uncle Amon

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 5, 2016)
    Funny Zombie Jokes!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about zombies and Halloween.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny and hilarious zombie jokesCute illustrations and picture for young readersExcellent for early and beginner readersGreat to read aloud at home, in waiting rooms, or travelingKids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny Halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Q: Why did the zombie go see the psychic?A: To get his horrorscope read!HAHA!Q: What did the zombie say to his long lost friend?A: I’ve been dying to see you!LOL!Q: What did the zombie eat for dinner when he was late?A: The cold shoulder!This funny joke book is full of funny zombie and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about zombies and Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing now!
  • Ghost Jokes: Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids!

    Arnie Lightning

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 22, 2016)
    Funny Ghost and Halloween Jokes!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean ghost jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about ghosts. With cute and silly ghost illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny ghost jokesCute and colorful ghost illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersGames and puzzles includedLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: What did the little ghost eat for lunch?A: A booloney sandwich!~HAHA!~Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle?A: One with no spooks on it!~LOL!~Q: Did you hear about the ghost comedian?A: He was booed off stage!~HAHA!~Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?A: Day-scare centers!Cute and Hilarious Jokes About Ghosts!This funny joke book is full of ghouls, ghost, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about ghosts will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
  • Monster Jokes: Halloween Jokes for Kids!

    Arnie Lightning

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 22, 2016)
    Funny Monster Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean halloween monster jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about monsters. With cute and silly monster illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny monster jokes for kidsCute and colorful monster illustrationsFun games and puzzles includedExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: What do they have for lunch at Monster School?A: Human beans, boiled legs, and eyes-cream!~HAHA!~Q: Have you heard about the monster with five legs?A: His pants fit him like a glove!~LOL!~Q: Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?A: He was exceeding the feed limit!~HAHA!~Q: What is the hardest thing about making monster soup?A: Stirring it!~LOL!~Cute and Hilarious Jokes About Monsters!This funny joke book is full of monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly monsters will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
  • Vampire Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 16, 2016)
    Funny and Hilarious Halloween and Vampire Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about vampires and Halloween.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny vampire and Halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Jokes from this funny book...Q: What is Dracula's car called?A: A mobile blood unit!HAHA!Q: What is the best way to talk to a vampire?A: By long distance!LOL!Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?A: Coffin syrup!HAHA!Q: Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?A: The girl necks door!LOL!Q: What type of people do vampires like?A: Type O positive people!HAHA!Q: Where is Dracula's American office?A: The Vampire State Building!Funny vampire and Halloween jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudThis funny joke book is full of funny vampire and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to sink your teeth into these Halloween laughs!
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  • Halloween Jokes: 101 Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

    Arnie Lightning

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 19, 2016)
    101 Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean Halloween jokes for children.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about Halloween. With cute and silly jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids! Over 100 funny halloween jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudGames and puzzles includedQ: What vampire loves sweets?A: Snackula!~HAHA!~Q: Where do ghosts get their mail?A: The ghost office!~LOL!~Q: How does Dracula like to have his food served?A: In bite-sized pieces!~HAHA!~Q: What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?A: Run through the back door as fast as you can!~LOL!~Cute and Hilarious Jokes About Halloween!This funny joke book is full of monsters, ghouls, werewolves, vampires, and lots of other Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
  • Zombie Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids!

    Arnie Lightning

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 22, 2016)
    Zombie Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean halloween zombie jokes for children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!Funny zombie jokesCute and colorful monster illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersFun games and puzzles includedLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: Where do zombies go swimming?A: The Dead Sea!~HAHA!~Q: What kind of vehicle did the zombie purchase?A: A monster truck!~LOL!~Q: What did the zombie say after he ate a comedian?A: This tastes funny!~HAHA!~Q: On which day do zombies eat people?A: On Chewsday!~LOL!~Q: Where’s the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?A: The LIVING room!Cute and Hilarious Jokes About Zombies!This funny joke book is full of zombies, monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly monsters will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
  • 100+ Monster Jokes: Monster Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 16, 2016)
    Funny and Hilarious Monster and Halloween Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about monsters, goblins, and Halloween.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny monster and Halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny monster and Halloween jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersHours of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudJokes from this funny book...Q: What can a monster do that you can’t do?A: Count up to 25 on his fingers.HAHA!Q: Did you hear about the monster that sent his picture to a lonely-hearts club?A: They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely!LOL!Q: What is the hardest thing about making monster soup?A: Stirring it.HAHA!Q: Have you heard about the monster with five legs?A: His pants fit him like a glove.LOL!Q: How do you stop a monster from smelling?A: Cut off the monster’s nose.HAHA!This funny joke book is full of funny monster and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about monsters and Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to sink your teeth into these Halloween laughs!
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  • The Perfectly Horrible Halloween

    Nancy Poydar

    Paperback (Holiday House, Sept. 1, 2002)
    Fearing that his Halloween at school will be ruined because he has left his pirate outfit on the bus, Arnold uses his imagination to come up with a new costume. Reprint.
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  • Witch Jokes: Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

    Uncle Amon

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 5, 2016)
    Funny Witch Jokes!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about witches and Halloween.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny and hilarious witch jokesCute illustrations and picture for young readersExcellent for early and beginner readersGreat to read aloud at home, in waiting rooms, or travelingKids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny Halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Q: What happened to the naughty little witch at school?A: She was ex-spelled!HAHA!Q: What was the witch’s favorite TV show?A: Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!LOL!Q: What has handles and flies?A: A witch with love handles!HAHA!Q: What do you call two witches who share a room?A: Broom-mates!This funny joke book is full of funny witch and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about witches and Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing now!
  • Witch Jokes: Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 20, 2016)
    Funny Witch JokesJoke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about witches and Halloween.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny witch and halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny witch and Halloween jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersIncludes fun mazes and puzzlesLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudJokes from this funny book...Q: What is a witch's favorite show?A: Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!HAHA!Q: What did the young witch ask her mother?A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?LOL!Q: What has handles and flies?A: A witch in a garbage can!HAHA!Q: What's the favorite subject of young witches in school?A: Spelling!LOL!Q: Why does a witch wear a black pointed hat?A: To keep her head warm!HAHA!Q: What do you call two witches that share a room?A: Broom-mates!This funny joke book is full of funny witch and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these Halloween laughs!
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  • Halloween Glow: Going Batty!

    Charles Reasoner

    Board book (Price Stern Sloan, Sept. 4, 2000)
    Last year's Halloween Glow Books were an instant sell-out! So this year we've added three new titles to the series. These board books are extra chunky with clever die-cut shapes and charming rhyming texts. But that's not all! As an added treat, glow-in-the-dark eyes peek out from the first page and through the cover, providing a real touch of Halloween magic for the youngest of trick-or-treaters! These books go fast, though, so don't let the trick be on you! This bat has gone batty as he flaps through the air, but he's a little too goofy to cause much of a scare!
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  • Witch Jokes: Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

    Arnie Lightning

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 19, 2016)
    Funny Witch Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean witch and Halloween jokes for children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny halloween witch jokesCute and silly illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGames and puzzles included for extra funBest-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Q: What happens if you see twin witches?A: You cannot tell which witch is which!~HAHA!~Q: Why was the student witch so bad at essays?A: Because she could not spell properly!~LOL!~Q: What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?A: Every time she sneezed she blew her hat off!~HAHA!~Funny Witch Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about witches. With cute and silly Halloween illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This funny joke book is full of witches, vampires, monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly witches will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!