The Rabbit Ate My ... Books 1-3
Rachel Elizabeth Cole
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(Tangled Oak Press, June 12, 2018)
This boxed set contains the first three books of The Rabbit Ate My ... series, which follows the adventures--and misadventures--of Drew Montgomery as he navigates bullies, weird girls, summer vacation, middle school, and the hijinks of one mischievous rabbit named Tiny.Book 1: The Rabbit Ate My HomeworkEleven year-old Drew Montgomery has not, does not, and will not ever want a stupid old rabbit. All they do is sit in their cages, eat carrots, and poop. Then his annoying little sister blackmails him into hiding a bunny in his closet. She knows what really happened to his "stolen" bike and she's threatening to tell. Now Drew’s in a real jam. If his "No pets!" parents find the rabbit or, worse, his sister blabs the truth, he'll be grounded till grade seven for sure.And if that’s not enough trouble, two girls at school drag him into a prank war that goes from bad to worse--and it's all the rabbit’s fault. Plus, the weirdest girl in his class wants to be his science partner. If she tells him she wants to be his girlfriend, he just knows he’s gonna die.Drew must find a way to outwit the mean girls, wiggle out of the blackmail deal, and get rid of the rabbit before it destroys his bedroom and his life.Book 2: The Rabbit Ate My Flip-FlopsYou can’t bring a rabbit camping. That’s what eleven-year-old Drew Montgomery’s grandparents say when his annoying little sister wants to bring their pet rabbit, Tiny, along on the trip. And Drew agrees. It's bad enough that he will miss the release of the coolest video game of the year while he's stuck in a cramped travel trailer for a week with his grandparents and sister. But Tiny is certain to cause trouble. Plus there are bears and eagles in the woods. And what if Tiny gets lost?But Libby smuggles the rabbit into the trailer anyway. Now Drew’s got to keep Tiny out of trouble. And that’s not easy to do with Libby always letting him out of the cage and a pair of rabbit-hating bullies ready to let their dog chomp him if he gets too close. Top it off with never-ending rain, bloodthirsty mosquitos, a broken toilet, stinky outhouses, angry squirrels, terrible food, and an eye-gougingly boring “schedule of activities.” Drew is about ready to take the rabbit and hitchhike home before disaster really strikes.Book 3: The Rabbit Ate My Hall PassDrew Montgomery is starting grade seven. New school. New kids. He can finally be cool. At least that’s what his best friend Quentin promises. He’s got a whole set of rules for how to be cool in middle school. Trouble is, one of them is "No rabbits!" Now Drew has to pretend his pet rabbits, Tiny and Parsley, don't exist or risk being uncool forever.And if navigating the complexities of middle school isn't hard enough, his annoying little sister, Libby, has started a campaign to prove that rabbits are the best pets ever. And Drew's other best friend, Tabitha, is helping her. Now Drew must choose between his two friends, between lying and telling the truth, and between being "cool" and just being himself. All while staying out of the vice-principal's office.