The Watch That Could Do Anything
R. J. Bucchianeri
language
(Lucky Bat Books, Dec. 9, 2012)
When time means nothing, and wishes rule, watch out! The quest for a magical watch lures Nicholas and his father into the land of a cruel King and his brave, bumbling knights. Will naughty wood elves, wily wizards, and giant amphibians put an end to a young boy’s dreams? Father and son fight all, plus singing lightbulbs and fierce librarians; meanwhile, The Watch rules and every creature morphs at its touch.WARNING: If your bones creak just a tiny bit when you rise from your easy chair I would suggest that you read the sample before spending your hard-earned peezles on this story, my friends. Some readers who have gained maturity have found delight in the tale, but by sampling the whimsical prose you can determine whether it is your particular cup of cranberry cider. The Watch That Could Do Anything, as innocent as it seems on its lovely cover, is not for every reader.First of all, you must be of a certain age to read this book.No less than 9 years of age and no more than 94 years of age.That is my rule.And you know what they say about rules.My second rule: You must, even should you fall within these restricted ages, be of a certain bent of mind. The man of 94 years should – in at least one quadrant of his mind – still feel and think much the same as he did when he was 9, while the 9-year old must carry in him some of the wisdom and wit, obstinacy and idiocy of the 94-year old.I must admit that in this meandering tale I have dared to include, through no conscious intent, nearly all that I know about the universe and how to live in it. Specifically, (for that is what all of us want, is it not?) what is peculiar to us as living creatures. I say nearly all that I know, because I do not know all that I know or do not know.There is also a lot foolish word play in this tale. But remember, Readers, words have power. Words can heal, destroy, or mutilate.Finally, I would not call this a dangerous book. Let others do that. Rather, I would say it is a lively book, a book that must be taken with a grain of salt and perhaps, if you are of that sort, a dollop of cranberry cider.Be careful though. If you should read the words contained within the covers of this tale at a particularly sensitive time in your life, there is no telling what might happen.One more caution.Do not . . . I start again. Do not read certain sections of this book after midnight or on the night of a full moon.You’ll have to decide which sections for yourself.After all, I can’t do all the work for you.