Books published by publisher Crimson Myth Press

How exactly do you kill someone who's already dead?Playboy Police Chief Ian Dex didn't believe in zombies...until now.An old necromancer has been summoning the dead. His goal is to overrun the world, one city at a time. Too bad he started in Vegas.With the horde of zombies heading in from the old cemeteries, Ian and his crew soon realize they can't handle this threat alone. They need the help of the Vegas community. The problem is how to convince the people to shoot at zombies while not letting them know they're actually shooting zombies!To make matters worse, the Directors want the job done, his mages are being drained, and there's a succubus who's dying to play a game of no-no with him. Okay, maybe that last bit isn't so bad.But no matter how you look at it, battling zombies sucks.

The fae queen is beautiful. Too bad it's only skin deep...Temperance is the queen of the fae. After tasting true power at the hands of an evil mage, she's bent on ruling the Netherworld. She wants it all...and she wants it now.The chief of the Netherworld PPD calls all hands on deck to fight this new threat. But there's a problem. Piper and Payne are Retrievers, which means they have no jurisdiction in the Netherworld. Worse, their trainees, Officers Brazen and Kix, have been kidnapped by the fae. Even more fun, they get assigned a stoned wizard who has a serious case of the munchies.Piper & Payne have to break the rules and sneak into Faeland if they're to stop all of this. Getting caught is not an option, and failure means the end of the Netherworld as they know it.It's a shame there's a psychopathic torturer who has other plans for them...The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of readers with action, adventure, outrageous (and often offensive) comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more...THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME WITH THE PARANORMAL POLICE DEPARTMENT. GET YOUR BADGE TODAY!

She hates asking for backup...Officers Piper Shaw and Reaper Payne are at it again. This time in San Fransisco. Lucien Bane wants blood. After turning from a mild-mannered wolf into a near-uber who is bent on dominating the city, he's now taken up shop in Alcatraz. And he's not alone. He's convinced a number of wolves to follow him by claiming he's descended from a god.Fun.With the fate of San Fransisco in their hands, Piper and Payne must pull out all the stops. They'll dig deep as they fight through Fisherman's Wharf, deal with difficult hotel clerks, and even play dress-up to entice Bane's minions out of a seedy nightclub. But none of that can prepare them for the ferocity of what's to come.When push comes to shove, will Piper finally admit she needs the one thing she hates to ask for? Namely...backup.The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of readers with action, adventure, outrageous (and often offensive) comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more...THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME WITH THE PARANORMAL POLICE DEPARTMENT. GET YOUR BADGE TODAY!

A depressed zombie. An unemployed dwarf. A thief looking to clear her name.Bob is a zombie who struggles daily to avoid broken bones, smelling offensive, and to keep his flesh intact. He's also depressed, though he's been seeking treatment for that. But when a band of thieves steal his hand so they can make a batch of Elfagra (for men who need a little lift), Bob has to either give up or go after them....Now he must work with his only friend, a cosplay-loving dwarf named Perkder, to chase after the thieves. The problem is that they have to get into the Upperworld to do it, and they don't have proper authorization. This means they need to play dress-up in order to fool portal security. Bob ends up looking like a pimp and Perkder thinks to play the role of Bob's daughter. Unfortunately, Perkder's beard and mustache make that more than a bit far-fetched. But they have to do their best to stop the thieves, who are planning to drop Bob's hand into one of three lava pits. If they get the wrong one, it'll cause a cosmic rift that will destroy Bob instantly…Bob the Zombie is the fun-filled third book in the Ononokin comedic fantasy series. If you enjoy interesting characters, odd fantasy worlds, and seeing standard tropes turned upside down, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s humorous fantasy adventure. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series.Buy Bob the Zombie to join the quest today!

A middle-aged vampire. A newly infected werewolf. An assassin who wants his payday.Paulie Vergen is an overweight, balding vampire with only one fang. He longs for adventure, but has always been too afraid to go anywhere. But then a newly infected werewolf shows up at his door. In doggie form, the werewolf is constantly soiling everything and causing trouble, and in human form he has no idea who he is...Paulie names him Burt Biscuits (or Mr. Biscuits when he's in doggie form).Due to the local vampire police learning that Paulie is harboring a werewolf, he has to get out of town quick or he'll end up in jail. Therefore, he decides to help Burt get to the land of the werewolves so that the man can get his memories back. But the gnomes are at war, the portal system is erratic at best, the werewolves are less than cooperative, and riding in an ogre-run trolley isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. Worse, somebody has hired an assassin to make sure that they never reach their destination at all…The Full Moon Event is the uproarious second book in the Ononokin comedic fantasy series. If you enjoy lovable characters, original worlds, and seeing fantasy tropes turned upside down, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s humorous fantasy adventure. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series.Buy The Full Moon Event to tag along on the the fun-filled journey today!"Overall, an entertaining read with great skills ... fantastic voice! Really enjoyed it." -Judge, 22nd Annual Writer's Digest Self-Published Book Awards.

An industrious gnome. A human-raised orc. A halfling mafia boss looking to sell protection.Gappy Whirligig is an industrious gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. He's 42. All he wants to do is build a flying contraption. Unfortunately, building such a device requires a fuel source that may make him explode, and the gnome town of Hubintegler has strict rules against inhabitants blowing themselves up prior to the age of 50. But when Gappy finds himself suddenly alone in the world, he decides to leave Hubintegler's rules and regulations behind as he seeks to make his mark in the seedy city of Planoontik...Now he must find a place to set up shop, manage governmental bureaucracy, use the Rent-A-Friend service, and wrestle with the local halfling mafia (known as the Halfia) as they incessantly try to destroy his business. On top of that, Gappy ends up hiring an oversized orc who has a fierce appetite for pizza, and that ain't cheap. Even worse, Gappy has fallen for a beautiful—but ruthless—owner of a competing engineering firm, and she has a strong reputation for crushing her competitors...Gappy's Gadgets is the heartwarming fourth book in the Ononokin comedic fantasy series. If you enjoy fun characters, satirical fantasy worlds, and seeing standard tropes turned upside down, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s humorous fantasy adventure. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series.Buy Gappy's Gadgets to follow Gappy's journey today!

What do an old wizard, a balding vampire, a zombie named Bob, and a headstrong gnome have in common? They make for wonderfully hilarious characters!If you like humorous adventures, original characters, and seeing fantasy tropes turned upside down, then get this FOUR STORIES IN ONE OMNIBUS at a reduced price and start your laughs today...A Quest of UndoingA drunk wizard. A lizard starting a nudie magazine. A former apprentice seeking revenge.After hundreds of years of wizardry, Master Whizzfiddle wants nothing more than to sit back and relax for the rest of his cursedly long life. His vindictive ex-apprentice has other plans. With a legal challenge out for his cushy guild membership, Whizzfiddle has 30 days to undertake a near impossible quest…To get the eternal rest he craves, the lazy wizard must travel with a band of creatures cursed to live out their worst qualities. Returning the ugly elf, the huge dwarf, and the terrified knight to their former glory will take courage. It’ll take perseverance. And for Whizzfiddle’s magic to keep him from a lifetime of hard labor, it’ll take a whole lot of booze…The Full Moon EventA middle-aged vampire. A newly infected werewolf. An assassin who wants his payday.Paulie Vergen is an overweight, balding vampire with only one fang. He longs for adventure but has always been too afraid to go anywhere. But then a newly infected werewolf shows up at his door. In doggie form, the werewolf is constantly soiling everything and causing trouble, and in human form he has no idea who he is...Paulie names him Burt Biscuits (or Mr. Biscuits when he's in doggie form).Due to the local vampire police learning that Paulie is harboring a werewolf, he has to get out of town quick or he'll end up in jail. Therefore, he decides to help Burt get to the land of the werewolves so that the man can get his memories back. But the gnomes are at war, the portal system is erratic at best, the werewolves are less than cooperative, and riding in an ogre-run trolley isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. Worse, somebody has hired an assassin to make sure that they never reach their destination at all…Bob the ZombieA depressed zombie. An unemployed dwarf. A thief looking to clear her name.Bob is a zombie who struggles daily to avoid broken bones, smelling offensive, and to keep his flesh intact. He's also depressed, though he's been seeking treatment for that. But when a band of thieves steal his hand so they can make a batch of Elfagra (for men who need a little lift), Bob has to either give up or go after them....Gappy's GadgetsAn industrious gnome. A human-raised orc. A halfling mafia boss looking to sell protection.Gappy Whirligig is an industrious gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. He's 42. All he wants to do is build a flying contraption. Unfortunately, building such a device requires a fuel source that may make him explode, and the gnome town of Hubintegler has strict rules against inhabitants blowing themselves up prior to the age of 50. But when Gappy finds himself suddenly alone in the world, he decides to leave Hubintegler's rules and regulations behind as he seeks to make his mark in the seedy city of Planoontik...

Sometimes you just need to blow things up...Keller wants to take over the Netherworld PPD. After decades of waiting, he's finally weakened the precinct enough to take his shot. Now is the time to strike.It'll take everything the PPD has to stand their ground and stop him. But sometimes numbers just aren't enough. They've been depleted pretty badly. Worse, there are far more rookies than veterans at this point. Even more fun, Reaper's beloved turtle, Agnes, has ended up in a bit of a pickle, which is only slightly better than becoming the main ingredient in a bowl of soup. She's trapped in the PPD building with Keller and his goons.Piper & Payne have to find a way to get into that building, save Agnes, and destroy Keller's plans. Easier said than done.If they fail, Keller will finish what Temperance started...taking over the Netherworld. Do Piper & Payne have what it takes to save the precinct a second time?The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of readers with action, adventure, outrageous (and often offensive) comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more...THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME WITH THE PARANORMAL POLICE DEPARTMENT. GET YOUR BADGE TODAY!

Some truths you just don't want to know...After Keller decimated the Netherworld PPD, Piper and her crew take it upon themselves to bring the fight to him.But is there a traitor in their midst?Only time will tell...They head topside to New York City and the fun begins. Battling drones in Central Park kicks off a string of events that pits all of Keller's goons against the squad. They're completely overwhelmed until the entirety of the NY PPD gets involved...but even that may not be enough to take down the evil mage and his powerful entourage. They'll need to give everything they've got if they're to even have a chance of dethroning the bastard. The bottom line is that if Keller survives this time, the world falls.Fortunately, Piper & Payne have a heroic turtle on their side...The Paranormal Police Department has delighted thousands of readers with action, adventure, outrageous (and often offensive) comedy, and tons of snark. Grab your badge and join the legion of fans who keep begging for more...THOUSANDS OF READERS HAVE FOUND A HOME WITH THE PARANORMAL POLICE DEPARTMENT. GET YOUR BADGE TODAY!

Drunk trolls. Undead wizards. Faerie cannibals. Just another Tuesday for Simon Sharp. Simon is a teen orphan, living on the streets of New York City. He steals for food. He's worn the same clothes for two weeks straight. He's invisible to the world.But Merlin isn't of this world, and the wizard is keeping an eye on Simon. New Camelot is in danger. The birds speak of soldiers gathering in a hidden kingdom. The rumbling landscape tells him the dragon is awake. And hungry after his 1007 year nap.Soon it will be time to bring the boy from the big city to Scotland. In the meantime, Merlin will tend to the 149 other smelly, hormonal descendants of the Knights of the Round Table. He hates teenagers. That's fine. They hate him back. He thinks he can handle it.Until he meets Simon Sharp.Get swept away on an adventure in a world both familiar and fantastic. Get your copy of The Camelot Kids!

A missing prince who's a hemp farmer. An orc full of cliches. A wizard apprentice starting his first Fate Quest.Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard. Unfortunately for him, Whizzfiddle isn’t one who takes well to his apprentices pushing him around. But when the Fates decide to give one of their infamous quests to Gungren, it leaves Whizzfiddle with little choice but to lend his support. Unbeknownst to Whizzfiddle, though, the quest is only part one of three.They must travel to the Underworld in order to find and save the prince. But getting there isn't easy, especially since they have to bring along Princess Jill Henroot, who is the fiancée of the missing prince, and who happens to be quite a pain in the rump. Worse, the Fates have decided to film the entire adventure, making for one problem after another.It also seems there was something more to the original spell that had transformed Gungren from a dumb giant into the smart, squat, wizard wanna-be, and this set of quests may be the only thing to save him from reverting to what he once was...The Kidnapped Prince is the fun fifth book in the Ononokin comedic fantasy series. If you enjoy great characters, fantasy worlds that don't take themselves too seriously, and seeing standard tropes turned upside down, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s humorous fantasy adventure. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series.Buy The Kidnapped Prince to join Gungren's quest today!

A persnickety major. A giant mole who wants to play games. A war over a contractual dispute.Just as Gungren begins to complain about his time running out, he gets called in to do the second leg of his three-part Fate Quest. But when Whizzfiddle complains that the quest is far too dangerous, the two argue. Then, due to a mixup, Gungren thinks his master has commanded that he just go off and handle the mission on his own...The tiny giant must join the military and find a major by the name of Wilbur Wiggles, an annoying fellow who thinks that war is managed by officers while drinking tea as lowly foot soldiers are moved around on a map. But the army has lost contact with the major and nobody knows where he is. Worse, General Lee Starvin has assigned Private Lostalot to lead Gungren through the field of battle, and it's soon learned that the private has more than earned the right to keep his surname...Saving Major Wiggles is the adventure-filled sixth book in the Ononokin comedic fantasy series. If you enjoy lovable characters, fun fantasy worlds, and seeing standard tropes turned upside down, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s humorous fantasy adventure. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series.Buy Saving Major Wiggles to watch over Gungren's shoulder today!