Books with title Vampire Jokes: Funny Jokes for Kids

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Packed with over 1000 funny jokes for kids this book will give the entire family a belly full of laughs. From Q & A style jokes to the famous knock knock jokes this book will be keep any child entertained for hours. With enough jokes to last an entire year this is by far one of the biggest, funniest and best value bumper childrens joke books on the market. Clean and wholesome jokes suitable for all ages (even the adults will find these jokes funny!)

Funny Mouse Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about mice! Also includes vibrant and cute illustrations for early readers.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny mouse joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Funny and hilarious mouse jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersVery colorful and cute illustrations for viewingLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudThis book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Q: How does a mouse feel after taking shower?A: Squeaky clean!HAHA!Q: How did the mouse make gold soup?A: She puts in 14 carrots!LOL!Q: Why do mice have long tails?A: Because they would look funny with long legs!HAHA!Q: How do mice celebrate a new home?A: Mouse warming party!LOL!Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?A: When it is raining cats and dogs!HAHA!This funny joke book is full of hilarious mouse jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about mice and rodents will have you rolling in laughter for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the hilarious joke collection!

Funny Fish Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny fish jokesCute and colorful illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersPuzzles and mazes includedLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: Why do fish dislike basketball?A: They don’t like to get too close to the net!HAHA!Q: Which fish costs the most?A: Goldfish!LOL!Q: Why do penguins eat fish?A: Because donuts get too soggy in the water!HAHA!Funny Fish Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. With cute and silly illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Funny and Hilarious Jokes!This funny joke book is full of jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about fish will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Some of the best jokes are animal jokes! Featuring illustrated jokes about elephants, dogs, cats, birds, lions, tigers, and more. Each joke has a shortness and simpleness that allows an individual of virtually any age to get a good laugh and put a smile on their face. Every joke features two illustrations; one for the question and one for the answer, to be able to guess the riddle and joke before seeing the answer on the following page. Telling a joke is like having a great gift in your pocket. Jokes make people laugh and help set them at ease. Kids can learn the jokes in this book and share them with their family and friends.

The Funniest Vampire Jokes in the World!This book is excellent for early and beginner readers, long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book.Share a funny joke with a friend today!Funny vampire jokes for kidsCute and silly jokes to keep kids entertainedGreat for early and beginning readersHilarious jokes, puns, comedy, and Halloween humorExcellent for text messages and funny status updatesWith this collection of funny vampire jokes you can make everyone laugh! This book full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book.Q: Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?A: Because they are always out for blood!LOLQ: Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?A: The girl necks door!HAHAQ: What is Dracula’s favorite cartoon?A: BatmanLOLQ: How does a witch say “goodbye” to a vampire?A: So long sucker!The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, silly jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all!Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

Zombie Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean halloween zombie jokes for children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!Funny zombie jokesCute and colorful monster illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersFun games and puzzles includedLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: Where do zombies go swimming?A: The Dead Sea!~HAHA!~Q: What kind of vehicle did the zombie purchase?A: A monster truck!~LOL!~Q: What did the zombie say after he ate a comedian?A: This tastes funny!~HAHA!~Q: On which day do zombies eat people?A: On Chewsday!~LOL!~Q: Where’s the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?A: The LIVING room!Cute and Hilarious Jokes About Zombies!This funny joke book is full of zombies, monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly monsters will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Funny Bug Jokes!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean bug jokes for children.Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningKids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about bugs and insects. With cute and silly bug illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny Bug Jokes for Kids!Cute and colorful bug illustrationsExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudQ: What did the woodworm say to the chair?A: It has been nice gnawing you!~HAHA!~Q: Why was the mother glow worm unhappy?A: Her children were not bright!~LOL!~Q: Why was the centipede dropped from the basketball team?A: He took too long to put his shoes on!~HAHA!~Q: Which bees are the smartest?A: Spelling bees!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Jokes for Very Funny Kids (Big and Little) provides children aged 9 -12 (and up) many hours of fun and laughter. Great for precocious younger kids too."Laughter helps your child deal with potential anxiety, the stress of bad weather storms or other stressful situations...Laughter improves social connection and creates bonding. When we laugh, we send a message, 'I like you, and I am willing to play with you.'" - Dr. Amit Sood, Chairman of the Mind-Body Medicine Initiative, Mayo Clinic, Rochester.This book features: One-linersLEGO JokesQ & A jokesShort set up jokesMedium set up jokesPun jokes (Paronomasia - double meanings of words for humorous effects)Tongue Twisters including the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's "The World's Toughest Tongue Twister" and other tough tongue twistersCorny jokesEasy riddlesHard riddles (for the whole family to solve)Knock knock jokesBrain teasers, and much more. The book is mainly designed to make children laugh and create lots of laughter. The jokes are spaced out well for easy reading. Throughout the book, a few of the jokes have slightly advanced words to improve your child's vocabulary as in the joke below (e.g. recruit, evaluated, situation), "The police recruit was being evaluated and asked in a police exam, "Let me ask you about obeying the law. If you had to arrest your own mother, how would you handle the situation? What exactly would you do?"He replied, "I would call for backup."It has been scientifically proven laughter is conducive to learning. Look inside and check out the contents.It makes a wonderful and happy gift for any child - big or little!

Funny and Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children. Also included: fun mazes and puzzles!Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny knock knock joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Knock knock!Who’s there?Garden!Garden who?I’m garden the door for you!HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Arfur!Arfur who?Sorry! Arfur got!LOL!Knock knock!Who’s there?Vanna!Vanna who?Vanna go see a movie tonight?HAHA!Knock knock!Who’s there?Ari!Ari who?Ari-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me!This funny joke book is full of funny knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These knock knock will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.Best-Selling Joke Book Author, Johnny B. LaughingThe Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and a very successful joke website.Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

Funny Dracula & Vampire JokesYou don't want to be the person that everyone thinks has no sense of humor. Imagine making everyone laugh so hard that they are gasping for air, crying, and possibly peeing in their pants! This funny joke book is the weapon you need to add to your arsenal.Funny Dracula & vampire jokes with hilarious Halloween humorHilarious short jokes, puns, and laugh-out-loud comedyWitty puns - great for text messages and status updatesDid you know?Jokes, humor, comedy, laughter, and smiling have positive effects (mental and physical) on the body!Lowers blood pressureLightens tense situationsCreates a sense of bond amongst othersReleases "feel-good" hormones in the bodyCreates memories, friendships, and relationshipsScroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing now!