Pardon Me, You're Stepping on My Eyeball!
Paul Zindel
language
(Graymalkin Media, Nov. 3, 2016)
Fifteen-year-old Marsh thinks the whole world hates him, including his own mom whom he nicknamed, Schizoid Suzy. Then he meets fellow outcast, Edna Shinglebox, in his school’s group therapy class led by the cranky Mr. Meizner. Even though Marsh writes hate letters, carries around a raccoon in his coat pocket, and tells outlandish lies, Edna finds herself getting deeper and deeper involved with Marsh as more and more insane things start to happen. And then things quickly spiral out of control. After embarking on an incredible and dangerous adventure to unlock Marsh’s dark secret, Edna and Marsh are surprised by what they learn about themselves and each other. Will what they learn only tear them apart?