Buster the Talking Dog
Neil McFarlane
language
(, Feb. 16, 2015)
Hector and Buster are back for more crazy adventures!**** Read On Your PC, Mac, Smartphone, Tablet Or Kindle! ****After his earlier adventure, Hector Dumble is determined to get his dog Buster talking again. So he sets up a laboratory in his bedroom and starts mixing and boiling and evaporating and condensing ...Unfortunately things don't quite go according to plan. Will Hector's hard work pay off in the end? Find out in this shaggy dog story for kids aged 6 to 13.EXCERPTWhen Hector and his father arrived at the park, it looked like a bomb had dropped. There were feathers scattered around the duck pond, there were chairs and tables overturned at the café, there were ice cream cones scattered across the ground near the ice cream truck, there were kids crying by the swings, there were squirrels crying in the trees … It was a mess and no mistake.A police van was parked by the gate and a bunch of policemen were standing around. One of them was having his hand bandaged. Hector and his father approached them.“Excuse me, officer,” said Mr Dumble. “You haven't seen a dog, about so high, brown, with sticky-uppy ears, have you?”“Are you kidding?” said one of the police officers. “That's the canine who caused this salmagundi of discombobulation,”“Pardon?” said Mr Dumble.“The canis domesticus who instigated this cornucopia of pandemonium.”“Eh?” said Mr Dumble.The police chief came over. “Don't mind Larry,” said the chief. “He always uses big words when he's traumatized. What's the problem, sir?”“Well, um, you see, the thing is, it's like this …” said Mr Dumble.Look inside to find out how to get the first book in the series Me Tawk Funny Book One FOR FREE!tags: bedtime story, talking dog, talking animal, short stories for kids, short stories for children, bedtime stories for kids, funny bedtime story, kids ebook, free children's ebook, kindle kids book, dog chapter books, animal chapter books, school stories for kids, animal stories fiction in kids