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Books in NEVER ASK... Children's Bedtime Story Picture Books series

  • Never Ask A Wizard: Funny Read Aloud Story Book for Toddlers, Preschoolers, Kids Ages 3-6

    Melinda Kinsman

    Paperback (Independently published, April 3, 2020)
    Are you looking for a funny children’s story to read aloud at bedtime? Find out what happens when one young girl asks a wizard to help her bake a cake. She might be hoping for chocolate cake, but the wizard has very different ideas...Never Ask A Wizard is recommended for ages 3-6 and includes:Bright, full page illustrations that kids will love.Flowing rhymes - making it ideal for reading aloud.A silly story that will have little ones giggling.Short snippets of text - suitable for beginning and early readers.Extra puzzles and activities after the story.BUY IT NOW and share some bedtime giggles!Note: Spellings and terms in this print book are suitable for both US and British English readers.=======To find other books by the author - including the Top of the Wardrobe Gang series of 17 rhyming picture books - type “Melinda Kinsman” into the Amazon search box, or go to https://topofthewardrobegang.weebly.com=======This series so far:Book 1 - Never Ask A DragonBook 2 - Never Ask A PorcupineBook 3 - Never Ask A Christmas ElfBook 4 - Never Ask A DinosaurBook 5 - Never Ask A FrogBook 6 - Never Ask A Wizard=======Praise by readers for Never Ask A Dragon:“This book is hilarious! ...It’s a little like Cat in the Hat, but funnier.”“My two year old immediately asked to hear the story again...It's definitely a keeper!”“perfect, flowing, funny rhymes...”
  • Never Ask A Porcupine: Funny Read Aloud Story Book for Toddlers, Preschoolers, Kids Ages 3-6

    Melinda Kinsman

    Paperback (Independently published, Sept. 11, 2019)
    Are you looking for a funny children’s story to read aloud with your kids at bedtime? Join one young girl as she finds out about all the things that can go wrong if you decide to ask a PORCUPINE to help you clean your room! Never Ask A Porcupine is recommended for ages 3-6 and includes:Bright, full page illustrations that kids will love.Flowing rhymes - making it ideal for reading aloud.A silly story that will have little ones giggling.Short snippets of text - suitable for beginning and early readers.Extra puzzles and activities after the story.BUY IT NOW and share some bedtime giggles!Note: Spellings and terms in this print book are suitable for both US and British English readers.=======To find other books by the author - including the Top of the Wardrobe Gang series of 17 rhyming picture books - type “Melinda Kinsman” into the Amazon search box, or go to https://topofthewardrobegang.weebly.com=======This series so far:Book 1 - Never Ask A DragonBook 2 - Never Ask A Porcupine=======Praise by readers for Never Ask A Dragon:“This book is hilarious! ...It’s a little like Cat in the Hat, but funnier.”“My two year old immediately asked to hear the story again...It's definitely a keeper!”“perfect, flowing, funny rhymes...”
  • Never Ask A Dragon: Funny Read Aloud Story Book for Toddlers, Preschoolers, Kids Ages 3-6

    Melinda Kinsman

    Paperback (Independently published, Aug. 9, 2019)
    Are you looking for a funny children’s story to read aloud with your kids at bedtime? Join one curious youngster as he finds out about all the things that can go badly wrong if you decide to ask a DRAGON to come for tea!Never Ask A Dragon is recommended for ages 3-6 and includes:Bright, full page illustrations that kids will love.Flowing rhymes - making it ideal for reading aloud.A silly story that will have little ones giggling.Short snippets of text - suitable for beginning and early readers.Extra puzzles and activities after the story.BUY IT NOW and share some bedtime giggles!Note: Spellings and terms in this print book are suitable for both US and British English. =======To find other books by the author - including the Top of the Wardrobe Gang series of 17 rhyming picture books - type “Melinda Kinsman” into the Amazon search box, or go to https://topofthewardrobegang.weebly.com=======Praise for this book by readers:“This book is hilarious! ...It’s a little like Cat in the Hat, but funnier.”“My two year old immediately asked to hear the story again...It's definitely a keeper!”“perfect, flowing, funny rhymes...”=======This series so far:Book 1 - Never Ask A DragonBook 2 - Never Ask A Porcupine
  • Never Ask A Monkey: Funny Read Aloud Story Book for Toddlers, Preschoolers, Kids Ages 3-6

    Melinda Kinsman

    Paperback (Independently published, May 12, 2020)
    Are you looking for a funny children’s story to read aloud at bedtime? Find out what happens when one kid asks a monkey to take him to the zoo. After narrowly escaping from lions, elephants, a polar bear and a snappy crocodile, will he be keen to make the same mistake ever again?Never Ask A Monkey is recommended for ages 3-6 and includes:Bright, full page illustrations that kids will love.Flowing rhymes - making it ideal for reading aloud.A silly story that will have little ones giggling.Short snippets of text - suitable for beginning and early readers.Extra puzzles and activities after the story.BUY IT NOW and share some bedtime giggles!Note: Spellings and terms in this print book are suitable for both US and British English readers.=======To find other books by the author - including the Top of the Wardrobe Gang series of 17 rhyming picture books - type “Melinda Kinsman” into the Amazon search box, or go to https://topofthewardrobegang.weebly.com=======This series so far:Book 1 - Never Ask A DragonBook 2 - Never Ask A PorcupineBook 3 - Never Ask A Christmas ElfBook 4 - Never Ask A DinosaurBook 5 - Never Ask A FrogBook 6 - Never Ask A WizardBook 7 - Never Ask A Monkey=======Praise by readers for Never Ask A Dragon:“This book is hilarious! ...It’s a little like Cat in the Hat, but funnier.”“My two year old immediately asked to hear the story again...It's definitely a keeper!”“perfect, flowing, funny rhymes...”
  • Never Ask A Dinosaur: Funny Read Aloud Story Book for Toddlers, Preschoolers, Kids Ages 3-6

    Melinda Kinsman

    Paperback (Independently published, Dec. 15, 2019)
    Do you know a young kid who loves dinosaurs? Are you looking for a funny children’s story to read aloud with your kids at bedtime? Join one young boy as he finds out why it’s a really bad idea to ask his dinosaur friend to come to school with him. He knows his human friends will love meeting the dinosaur, but there are a few things that could go wrong with this plan...Never Ask A Dinosaur is recommended for ages 3-6 and includes:Bright, full page illustrations that kids will love.Flowing rhymes - making it ideal for reading aloud.A silly story that will have little ones giggling.Short snippets of text - suitable for beginning and early readers.Extra puzzles and activities after the story.BUY IT NOW and share some bedtime giggles!Note: Spellings and terms in this print book are suitable for both US and British English readers.=======To find other books by the author - including the Top of the Wardrobe Gang series of 17 rhyming picture books - type “Melinda Kinsman” into the Amazon search box, or go to https://topofthewardrobegang.weebly.com=======This series so far:Book 1 - Never Ask A DragonBook 2 - Never Ask A PorcupineBook 3 - Never Ask A Christmas ElfBook 4 - Never Ask A Dinosaur=======Praise by readers for Never Ask A Dragon:“This book is hilarious! ...It’s a little like Cat in the Hat, but funnier.”“My two year old immediately asked to hear the story again...It's definitely a keeper!”“perfect, flowing, funny rhymes...”
  • Never Ask A Frog: Funny Read Aloud Story Book for Toddlers, Preschoolers, Kids Ages 3-6

    Melinda Kinsman

    Paperback (Independently published, Feb. 3, 2020)
    Do your kids love fairy tales? Are you looking for a funny children’s story to read aloud at bedtime? Find out what happens when one young girl asks a frog to be her Valentine. Is kissing a frog really likely to make him turn into a prince? If not, then there could be a few problems...Never Ask A Frog is recommended for ages 3-6 and includes:Bright, full page illustrations that kids will love.Flowing rhymes - making it ideal for reading aloud.A silly story that will have little ones giggling.Short snippets of text - suitable for beginning and early readers.Extra puzzles and activities after the story.BUY IT NOW and share some bedtime giggles!Note: Spellings and terms in this print book are suitable for both US and British English readers.=======To find other books by the author - including the Top of the Wardrobe Gang series of 17 rhyming picture books - type “Melinda Kinsman” into the Amazon search box, or go to https://topofthewardrobegang.weebly.com=======This series so far:Book 1 - Never Ask A DragonBook 2 - Never Ask A PorcupineBook 3 - Never Ask A Christmas ElfBook 4 - Never Ask A DinosaurBook 5 - Never Ask A Frog=======Praise by readers for Never Ask A Dragon:“This book is hilarious! ...It’s a little like Cat in the Hat, but funnier.”“My two year old immediately asked to hear the story again...It's definitely a keeper!”“perfect, flowing, funny rhymes...”
  • Dont Feed the Monster: Help Kids Overcome their Fears

    Sigal Adler

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 31, 2018)
    One day Billy Monster to his great surprise,Found out he’d won the most fabulous prizeAn awesome new home to live in and shareWith his very own kid to pester and scare!
  • Never Ask An Octopus: Funny Read Aloud Story Book for Toddlers, Preschoolers, Kids Ages 3-6

    Melinda Kinsman

    Paperback (Independently published, June 24, 2020)
    Are you looking for a funny children’s story to read aloud at bedtime?When a kid is swept out to sea in his rowing boat, he asks a passing octopus for help. This soon proves to be a very bad idea... Join in with his crazy ocean adventures, as the boy tries to stay afloat while waiting for someone more suitable to rescue him!Never Ask An Octopus is recommended for ages 3-6 and includes:Bright, full page illustrations that kids will love.Flowing rhymes - making it ideal for reading aloud.A silly story that will have little ones giggling.Short snippets of text - suitable for beginning and early readers.Extra puzzles and activities after the story.BUY IT NOW and share some bedtime giggles!Note: Spellings and terms in this print book are suitable for both US and British English readers.=======To find other books by the author - including the Top of the Wardrobe Gang series of 17 rhyming picture books - type “Melinda Kinsman” into the Amazon search box, or go to https://topofthewardrobegang.weebly.com=======This series so far:Book 1 - Never Ask A DragonBook 2 - Never Ask A PorcupineBook 3 - Never Ask A Christmas ElfBook 4 - Never Ask A DinosaurBook 5 - Never Ask A FrogBook 6 - Never Ask A WizardBook 7 - Never Ask A MonkeyBook 8 - Never Ask An Octopus=======Praise from readers for Book 1 in this series:“This book is hilarious! ...It’s a little like Cat in the Hat, but funnier.”“My two year old immediately asked to hear the story again...It's definitely a keeper!”“perfect, flowing, funny rhymes...”
  • The Snail Who Forgot The Mail: CHILDREN BEDTIME STORY PICTURE BOOK

    Sigal Adler, Adi Rino, Pandu P. Lintang

    Hardcover (Sigal Adler, May 9, 2017)
    "You forgot the mail?!?!" The king yelled at the snail. But the snail stayed as calm as could be. He was not afraid of the king, you see. He knew where the gift was; he knew what to do. The monsters learned that patience pays off too.We are all familiar with the phenomenon of children wanting everything "here and now". This story describes just such a situation. I hope you and your children will enjoy it and learn from it.
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  • Never Ask A Christmas Elf: Funny Read Aloud Story Book for Toddlers, Preschoolers, Kids Ages 3-6

    Melinda Kinsman

    Paperback (Independently published, Oct. 27, 2019)
    Are you looking for a funny children’s Christmas story to read aloud with your kids at bedtime?Join a group of kids as they find out why it’s a really bad idea to ask a Christmas Elf to join your snowball fight. There’s snow all year at Santa’s North Pole Workshop, and elves have some serious snowball skills! Even Rudolph will tell you NOT to ask them...Never Ask A Christmas Elf is recommended for ages 3-6 and includes:Bright, full page illustrations that kids will love.Flowing rhymes - making it ideal for reading aloud.A silly story that will have little ones giggling.Short snippets of text - suitable for beginning and early readers.Extra puzzles and activities after the story.BUY IT NOW and share some Christmassy giggles!Note: Spellings and terms in this print book are suitable for both US and British English readers.=======To find other books by the author - including the Top of the Wardrobe Gang series of 17 rhyming picture books - type “Melinda Kinsman” into the Amazon search box, or go to https://topofthewardrobegang.weebly.com=======This series so far:Book 1 - Never Ask A DragonBook 2 - Never Ask A PorcupineBook 3 - Never Ask A Christmas Elf=======Praise by readers for Never Ask A Dragon:“This book is hilarious! ...It’s a little like Cat in the Hat, but funnier.”“My two year old immediately asked to hear the story again...It's definitely a keeper!”“perfect, flowing, funny rhymes...”
  • I Don't Want To Sleep: CHILDREN BEDTIME STORY PICTURE BOOK

    Sigal Adler

    Hardcover (Sigal Adler, June 12, 2017)
    Teaching Kids the Importance of Sleep * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * At night when most kids were dozing so deep, Michael could never quite manage to sleep. His mother would read him one book, or two, His father would sing ‘till his face turned blue, All day Michael ran and played and kicked ball, But then he’d just shrug: “I’m not tired at all.”
  • You're Not My Monster: CHILDREN BEDTIME STORY PICTURE BOOK

    Sigal Adler

    Hardcover (Sigal Adler, Dec. 15, 2017)
    Help Kids Overcome their Fears **************************** When little Dan started to sleep on his own His parents were proud of how much he’d grown They gave him a monster, a sweet little doll To prove to the world – he was not scared at all!
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