The Mummy Dick
William Moyer
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(William T. Moyer, May 17, 2012)
I had many adventures when I was young. Running from the police, wild women, egging houses, breaking windows, getting away, getting caught, winning fights, losing fights, making out with girls, skipping school, sneaking out at night, discovering the joys of gunpowder, friends dying, friends moving away, getting stabbed, getting shot, thumbing rides everywhere, a brick in the head, summer camp for New York City troubled youths, more gunpowder, leeches, outhouses, falling in love, falling out of love, first striptease show at the fair, wild women, wilder women, getting thrown out of the Boy Scouts, being a kid all alone in New York City, driving cars, smoking cigarettes, drinking beer, making money, going to night clubs and then I turned thirteen.