Books with author j phillips

Monkey Ono is not exactly a real monkey, but he really, really wants to go to the beach! So when Beach Day arrives, and the children who own him forget the bag he's in, Monkey Ono does not take this lying down, like most stuffed animals would. Oh no, he's got a plan. In fact he's got many, many plans. From riding the family dog to ricocheting through the sky to diving down the water pipes. All end with hilarious results, but not exactly according to plan. Will Monkey Ono ever get to the beach?? Only if the beach comes to him...J.C. Phillipps’s spirited text and stunning illustrations, done in colorful cut paper collage, deliver a humorous story with a great message—try and try again!

The next time a child proclaims "I'm bored!" the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes.When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of "mundane complain" is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls.Knock, KnockWho's there?BooBoo who?No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection!This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction . . . and more explosive!Author/educator Phil Kent is trying to finish his latest novel—in a secluded area in Nova Scotia. Kent and his wife love the setting: peaceful, idyllic, perfect . . . . . . Until it was not! A body found on the shore; a gold coin discovered nearby. Elements similar to his stories, Kent’s natural curiosity and thirst for adventure kick in and he calls his SEAL friend Bill Lander to help solve the mysteries. Kent and Lander, along with Kent’s wife Cyndi, start making connections that spread from ancient Knights Templar and the Oak Island treasure to intended targets all over the world. Follow this trio as they tackle a devious plan that threatens western civilization as we know it. Can they thwart the terrorists? Can they crack the code? Can they save millionsOr will it be another catastrophe that Kent can write about?Lee Gimenez, the award-winning author of 13 books, including several bestsellers, reviewed Comes the Awakening "An excellent novel. This thriller is a great read. Good plotting, pacing, and characters, with plenty of mystery elements throughout. I recommend this novel to people who enjoy fast-paced thrillers. I'm looking forward to reading more books by this author." Yvonne says: "The relationship between Phil and Bill is really strong and you can sense that they trusted each other with their lives. Whilst I felt I knew everything about Phil, Bill was another matter and I was still finding things about him the further I got into the story. One of my favourite characters was Cyndi, Phil’s wife as whizz on a computer and an essential part of the team as her research skills were the best. She understood the importance of the mystery and let Phil go off and investigate.While there may be some comparisons to Dan Brown’s novels, this story was so much better, . . . "

Love never dies.Or so they say… Since escaping the clutches of our enemies, Guy and I find help from a group of rogue souls in their mountain sanctuary. With a target on both of our heads, it’s a perfect place to lay low and start a new life together.Or so we thought… Our forbidden bond is frowned upon, forcing us to keep our love secret while preparing for the fight of our lives.With my past back to test me and my enemies stronger than ever, I risk losing it all. Love’s supposed to last an eternity. But how can it last forever if we all might die in the process?Discover the truth to eternal love now. The Underworld is waiting. The Unfortunate Souls Series:Unfortunate Souls (Book 1)Broken Souls (Book 2)Rogue Souls (Book 3)Kindred Souls (Book 4)Beautiful Souls (Coming Soon!)

All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books.Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest.The Cologne Ranger.Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.

Introducing a brand-new middle-grade graphic novel series with attitude that's just right for fans of Babymouse and Real Friends, and for anyone who loves--or hates!--unicorns!Pacey's little sister, Mina, has always said her stuffed unicorn, Slasher, is real--but seriously? He's a stuffed toy! Then again, he does seem to be leading Mina outside her room and to . . . some kind of weird magical unicorn land? Pacey may not believe in unicorns, but she's not about to let her little sister be kidnapped, so she does the only thing she can: follows them to unicorn land (that she totally does NOT believe in). And for the record, it's NOTHING like the stories. First off, what's up with Slasher's attitude? It's not Pacey's fault he's trapped in a ridiculous stuffed body. And that Alpha Unicorn guy? NOT. Nice. Pacey will just be grabbing Mina and taking her home, thankyouverymuch . . . that is, if she can work with the grumpiest unicorn stuffy ever to outsmart the Evil Alpha Unicorn and find the way out--preferably without stepping on any poisonous killer flowers. (WHAT IS WITH THIS PLACE ANYWAY?!)

A crown may break.But blood is forever… After the death of my father and a shocking sacrifice that turns Guy into a vampire, I’m thrust into a position I never thought possible…… Queen of the Underworld.My new title carries more than just money and a magical castle— I’m expected to lead a group of rogue castaways into a war that has been brewing for centuries. But filling my father’s shoes proves difficult when Guy’s bond to me is called into question and a secret stalker tries to kill me. With a murderer on the loose and the secrets of my past locked up tight, I’m finding it hard to trust the ones I love the most. How am I supposed to wear a royal crown when my heart is full of stone?Get Kindred Souls now and help Ruby to unlock the mystery. The Underworld is waiting. The Unfortunate Souls Series:Unfortunate Souls (Book 1)Broken Souls (Book 2)Rogue Souls (Book 3)Kindred Souls (Book 4) Beautiful Souls (Book 5) Coming Soon!