Books with author Tim Johnson

Tyrus Canard and Kari Quinn managed to save Stephen Brightflame from being hanged in the castle courtyard. Unfortunately, while making their getaway, the three find themselves trapped and surrounded by the Shadow Prince and hundreds of the monsters that helped attack Celestial.Escape from Celestial picks up right where Heroes of the Siege left off as Steve and Prince Silas engage in a violent swordfight. After the duel, the heroes embark on an adventure to distant lands. They battle against vicious new monsters, but also make powerful new friends. Steve, Ty, and Kari will also begin to learn surprising details about the mysterious person who led the assault on Celestial – the Hooded Phantom.

This little book will save your life one day.This little book is a small collection of funny thoughts, amusing anecdotes, and telling quotes about Woman, or to be more specific, the subject is this: Man's Superiority to Woman.(To the politically correct girly men reading this: You read it correctly: S-U-P-E-R-I-O-R-I-T-Y)I know what you are thinking. You are asking yourself: How can a little book of amusing anecdotes and funny thoughts and so on and so forth about man’s superiority to woman save my life?Answer: It will save your life the same way that it saved mine.One day, not that long ago, a certain lady whose name I choose to forget, was driving me insane … making me angry and furious and pissy too … well, then, what did I do? Did I kick her in the butt, good and hard? Did I slap her in the face? Did I … do her great violence?Did I end up in jail doing 20 to life?No!Instead of doing great violence, instead of ruining my life, I picked up this little book that I had just finished writing. I read several of the anecdotes and quotes in this book. It made me laugh. It cooled me off.I survived to live another day.One day, dear sir, you too will be driven to near insanity by a woman of the female sex! Your wife! Or your mom! Or you sister, or whatever! Don’t off the biatch! Don’t slap her! Don’t kick her! Don’t rip her pretty little head from her shoulders! Don’t do it, dude!Pick up this book instead. Read a few of the quotes and anecdotes in this book.It will make you laugh. It will make you think. It will make you say, “Yes, sir, it’s true. Man is better than woman!” And you will feel better.It will save your life.Okay?You may thank me now.— H.H. JOHNSON

Mish The Mushroom Man is story for young children about self worth and what we think of ourselves, regardless of what others may think of us. Mish tries to be accepted by the other mushroom men in the forest, with the help of his loyal side kick Sidley the snail. His efforts are unsuccessful. It takes a forest catastrophe to make the other mushroom men see Mish for who he really is, a very brave and wonderful friend to all.

Mikey Sanchez is headed back to the Outer Banks of North Carolina to spend another summer with his Aunt and Uncle in their beautiful beach-front home. He is also looking forward to another year of summertime fun with his good friends Skip and Danni. The trio, who call themselves the Beach Club, will spend their days hanging out on the beach, learning to surf, and helping authorities nab a band of fiendish pirates. Mikey will even come face to face with a terrifying ghost in a creepy, haunted lighthouse. Follow the Beach Club through their second summer adventure as they solve the mystery of The Haunted Lighthouse of Ocracoke Island.

After escaping Celestial, the heroes of the siege traveled north to Serendale. Along the way, they were joined by two warriors and a Dwarf named Grizz. During a battle against Sabertooth, Grizz gained control over the element of earth. In addition to the element, he, Steve, Ty, and Kari saw a vision of the Hooded Phantom’s past. As the group continued their journey, they were attacked in the lair of the Spider Queen, where Ty sacrificed his life so the others could escape. With broken hearts, the heroes arrived in Serendale, only to find that it had been destroyed and all its civilians killed. Finding his family dead, Grizz ingested a lethal number of poisonous berries. In Three Visions, what’s left of the group of companions who set out from Hunters’ Den head further north to Casanovia to make a stand against the Hooded Phantom’s advancing army. They will unlock the abilities of three more elements as well as the visions that come along with them. It is through these visions the heroes will finally learn the shocking answers to many of the mysteries from their pasts.

Though Hana the dog has only lived on the farm for a short time, she has adopted several young animals: Tigger the kitten, Yowly the coyote pup, Twirly the squirrel, plus Tappy the young woodpecker. She has also been saving all the treats that have been given to her by her new humans to be presents for her babies for Christmas. She has buried each present in the ground in different places all over the farm. It is now the day before Christmas, and Hana goes to dig up all the presents for her babies. Though she searches all over the farm, Hana cannot find the presents. It is winter, there is snow, and the ground is frozen. Along comes Lokee, her adopted big brother, hoping she will come help him chase a possum. Though after hearing about her problem, Lokee tries to assure her Santa will bring her babies presents. But Hana is afraid Santa won't be able to find all her babies. Lokee then offers to help her find those presents because, after all, that is what families do for each other. Besides that, Lokee is trying to make sure he is on Santa's nice list.

Mikey Sanchez is an 11 year old 5th grader from the inner city. Like most kids his age, he looks forward to summer vacation. However, he had no idea this summer would be one he would never forget. While spending time at his Aunt and Uncle's beach house in North Carolina, Mikey would meet two new friends, Skip and Danni. Together the trio would form "The Beach Club". During the summer they would spend time riding body boards, camping out on the beach, visiting the local water park and solving a magical mystery that would shake the entire town. "Magic Beach" is the first volume in the "Beach Club" series by author T. Johnson. Look for additional volumes and other titles by this author in the future.