Books with author Thomas H. Johnson

This little book will save your life one day.This little book is a small collection of funny thoughts, amusing anecdotes, and telling quotes about Woman, or to be more specific, the subject is this: Man's Superiority to Woman.(To the politically correct girly men reading this: You read it correctly: S-U-P-E-R-I-O-R-I-T-Y)I know what you are thinking. You are asking yourself: How can a little book of amusing anecdotes and funny thoughts and so on and so forth about man’s superiority to woman save my life?Answer: It will save your life the same way that it saved mine.One day, not that long ago, a certain lady whose name I choose to forget, was driving me insane … making me angry and furious and pissy too … well, then, what did I do? Did I kick her in the butt, good and hard? Did I slap her in the face? Did I … do her great violence?Did I end up in jail doing 20 to life?No!Instead of doing great violence, instead of ruining my life, I picked up this little book that I had just finished writing. I read several of the anecdotes and quotes in this book. It made me laugh. It cooled me off.I survived to live another day.One day, dear sir, you too will be driven to near insanity by a woman of the female sex! Your wife! Or your mom! Or you sister, or whatever! Don’t off the biatch! Don’t slap her! Don’t kick her! Don’t rip her pretty little head from her shoulders! Don’t do it, dude!Pick up this book instead. Read a few of the quotes and anecdotes in this book.It will make you laugh. It will make you think. It will make you say, “Yes, sir, it’s true. Man is better than woman!” And you will feel better.It will save your life.Okay?You may thank me now.— H.H. JOHNSON

Seventy-five ready-to-use puzzle activities based on American Presidents from 1789-1994. The crossword puzzles--based on the Presidents, First Ladies, and their quotations, events, and trivia--will help students enjoy learning about history. Organized in easy-to-find chronological order and sprinkled with pictures, the book will send kids to the encyclopedia for answers.

About the book The Rock is story of inspiration, patience and perseverance. Join the Rock as he journeys through life's challenges to find out his purpose in life. About the author John Thomas (JT) is also the author and creator of the Little Kingdom Builder workbooks series. The Little Kingdom Builder workbooks series was created to help teach children of all ages learn basic educational skills. Visit www.littlekingdombuilder.com to find out more about them. John Thomas was born in Columbia, Missouri but was raised and grew up in St.Louis, Missouri. He now lives in the Atlanta Georgia area. He has spent the last several years using his creative mind given to him to help create new and fun ways to teach children of all ages basic learning skills and showing them how to apply goal setting objectives in their day to day lives.

Seventy-five ready-to-use puzzle activities based on American Presidents from 1789-1994. The crossword puzzles--based on the Presidents, First Ladies, and their quotations, events, and trivia--will help students enjoy learning about history. Organized in easy-to-find chronological order and sprinkled with pictures, the book will send kids to the encyclopedia for answers.