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Books with author T.G. JOHN

  • Humping Animals Adult Coloring Book: Hilariously funny coloring book of animals gone wild! Color, laugh, and relax!

    John T

    Paperback (Independently published, Oct. 19, 2018)
    ★ 2019 GAG GIFT OF THE YEAR! ★Surprise every adult you know with the gift of non-stop laughter and fun!The Humping Animals Coloring Book is jam-packed full of FUNNY adult coloring pages featuring animals gone wild from around the world. You have never seen anything like it until now!Let's be honest, we have all seen animals getting down. Maybe it was in a park, in a neighbors yard, or watching our own pets shag each other in the comfort of our living rooms. But no matter where - or how often it happens - you have to admit it's F*CKING HILARIOUS! This adult coloring book recreates those moments while showcasing some that you may have never seen before!★ Features a variety of animals getting lucky from around the world★ The last page alone may be worth the price of the coloring book★ Designed to help relax, relieve stress & laugh★ Be the star of this year's white elephant & secret santa gift exchangesAdult Coloring Book Fun!Not only is the Humping Animals Coloring Book a silly gag gift, it's also designed to help you to relax and relieve your stress, anxiety, and depression. Much in the same way that swear word adult coloring books help. This coloring book makes a great gift for any grown up who has a sense of humor and loves animals. It also makes an good present for all occasions such as Christmas, Mother's Day, college graduation birthdays, retirement, & more.
  • Make Life Your Bitch: Motivational adult coloring book. Turn your stress into success!

    John T

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Nov. 24, 2016)
    ★ Turn Your Stress Into Success! ★Motivational adult coloring book to help you relax and relieve your stress!This swear word coloring book adult coloring book is jam-packed with motivational and inspirational coloring pages to help you relax, relieve your stress, and do a little bit of ass-kicking! Designs are made up of positive swear word quotes surrounded by cool and fun patterns.★ Coloring pages designed to help you relieve stress and promote relaxation★ Edgy motivational quotes help inspire you to achieve success★ Printed single-sided so your colors don't bleed through and ruin designs on the back of the page★ Printed on black backgrounds so your bright colors will pop★ Makes a perfect gift for all occasions - think Mother's Day and White Elephant gift exchanges!Adult coloring book fun!As you know, life isn’t exactly easy. In fact, some days, weeks, months, and even years are tough. With such a constant and exhausting whirlwind of chaos, sometimes it's a wonder that moments of bliss still exist.But life doesn’t have to be this way. If there is only one life to live, you might as well take the hand you are dealt and do something with it. Right? Introducing Make Life Your Bitch. This adult coloring book is designed to help you color away your stress, take control of your life, and do a little bit of a**-kicking!From the Creator of Humping Animals Coloring Book and the Rage Page Journal!John T is the author and creator of an assortment of swear word adult coloring books, puzzle books, and journals. These books are designed and illustrated to help you escape everyday stress and relax.
  • Swear 'N' Search!: Word Search for Adults - Not Your Gramma’s Puzzles!

    John T

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Nov. 26, 2017)
    ★ Not Your Grandma's Word Search Puzzles! ★Did you ever think it was possible to laugh so hard while trying to solve a word find?The Swear n' Search word search book is jam-packed with a variety of hilarious sweary word search puzzles. These word searches contain hundreds of cuss words along with many different funny sweary topics. Some of these swear words you will be familiar with but there are some that you probably didn't even know existed. In fact, you may expand your swear word vocabulary by the time you finish the book. One thing for sure, these are NOT your Grandma's word searches!★ Hundreds of cuss words and many sweary topics★ Expand your vocabulary with curse words you never heard of★ Makes a great gag gift for White Elephant & Santa gift exchanges★ Great way to relieve stress & relax★ Great way to pass the time on road trips, flying on airplanes & in waiting roomsCurse word puzzles are a great way to relieve your stress and relax, much in the same way that swear word adult coloring books allow you to relax. Especially, those who suffer from anxiety, depression and any amount of stress. Swear n' Search makes the perfect gag gift for any occassion and will certainly suprise those who love word puzzles, crossword puzzles, etc. Surprise someone with the gift of laughter today.From the Creator of Humping Animals & Make Life Your Bitch Coloring BooksJohn T is the author and creator of a variety of swear word adult coloring books, puzzle books, and journals. These books are designed to help you escape everyday stress and relax!
  • Eat Shit & Die: An adult coloring book to help you cope with those asshats who try to ruin your day.

    John T

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Feb. 1, 2017)
    Color, relieve your stress, and relax!Fun patterns, shapes, mandalas, and flowers to colorDesigned to help you relieve your stress and relaxHilarious swear words and quotes!Makes the perfect gag gift for any occasion!Swear word adult coloring book funDid someone try and run you off the road on your way home from work? Did that asshole break up with you again? Did your neighbor's dog shit in your yard again and you just happened to step in it while walking to the mailbox? If you answered yes to any of the questions above, then this cuss word adult coloring book is for you. However, if you answered yes to all of the questions, you may need a few copies because one probably won't be enough. Eat Shit & Die is the latest stress relieving and relaxing swear word adult coloring book by John T. This coloring book is filled with mesmerizing shapes, flowers, and designs to reset when those asshats try and ruin your day.Books for Adults by John TJohn T is the author and creator of an assortment of swear word adult coloring books, puzzle books, and journals. These books are designed to help you escape the rigors of everyday life, relieve your stress, and relax!
  • Polar Bear Fun Facts for Kids: Fun Facts & Pictures

    T.G. JOHN

    language (, June 20, 2019)
    Polar Bear Fun Facts for Kids and Fun Facts & Pictures. It is the right book for youngsters of all ages. This book may be enjoyed by young readers and even adults, as they browse to toddlers, and Kindergarteners.
  • Lion Fun Facts for Kids: Fun Facts & Pictures

    T.G. JOHN

    eBook (, June 20, 2019)
    Lion Fun Facts for Kids and Fun Facts & Pictures. It is the right book for youngsters of all ages. This book may be enjoyed by young readers and even adults, as they browse to toddlers, and Kindergarteners.
  • The Wars of the Roses

    John G.

    Paperback (John G. Edgar, June 27, 2017)
    My object in writing this book for boys is to furnish them with a narrative of the struggle between York and Lancaster-a struggle which extended over thirty years, deluged England with blood, cost a hundred thousand lives, emasculated the old nobility, and utterly destroyed the house of Plantagenet. It is generally admitted that no period in England's history is richer in romantic incident than the three decades occupied by the Wars of the Roses; but the contest is frequently described as having been without interest in a political point of view. This idea seems erroneous. That struggle of thirty years was no mere strife of chiefs, ambitious of supremacy and unscrupulous as to means. Indeed, the circumstances of the country were such that no hand would have been lifted against sovereigns-whether reigning by Parliamentary or hereditary right-who showed a due respect to ancient rights and liberties. But the tyranny exercised, first by the ministers of the sixth Henry, and afterward by those of the fourth Edward-one influenced by Margaret of Anjou, the other by the Duchess of Bedford, both "foreign women"-was such as could not be borne by Englishmen without a struggle; and evidence exists that Richard Neville, in arming the people against these kings, did so to prevent the establishment of that despotism which John Hampden and Oliver Cromwell afterward fought to destroy.
  • Hippo Fun Facts for Kids: Fun Facts & Pictures

    T.G. JOHN

    (, June 16, 2019)
    Hippo Fun Facts for Kids and Fun Facts & Pictures. It is the right book for youngsters of all ages. This book may be enjoyed by young readers and even adults, as they browse to toddlers, and Kindergarteners.