Books with author Scott Sorensen

The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetables, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. So, readers, the next time you fart, or bear witness to one, take note of your surroundings, purpose, or social inconvenience. Label it, as in this unique volume. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetables, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. So, readers, the next time you fart, or bear witness to one, take note of your surroundings, purpose, or social inconvenience. Label it, as in this unique volume. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

Kung Fu Animal Power uses 18 different Animals to teach classic virtues, build strong athletic bodies with good posture and body mechanics, and learn self defense. This Fu Book (or Lucky Fun Book) is a guide for Students in the Kung Fu Animal Power program who are learning the Rabbit. In this book you will learn all about the lessons of the Rabbit that you will learn in class including: Rabbit Virtue: Politeness Make Friends by Listening Being polite and learning how to listen well are key skills to both success in life and living in harmony with others. Rabbit Body Mechanic: The Rabbit teaches keeping your mouth shut to protect your teeth, jaw, lips and tongue. Keeping your mouth shut also teaches you breath control and pacing yourself. Rabbit Drills: Rabbits are expert at suddenly stepping to an unexpected direction and escaping at the last moment. The Rabbit Drills teach how to quickly step to all 8 directions. Rabbit Moves: Rabbits don’t have any attacks. Instead the Rabbit teaches the most important defensive skill there is: Dodging. This Fu Book has photos of all the Rabbit Moves and Drills. You’ll also find: Fun Facts About Real Rabbits Discussion Questions Great Games Awesome Pictures Drawings to Color Learn how to write Rabbit in Chinese Learn how to write Polite in Chinese Chinese Folk Stories and Idioms

What sound instantly causes a serious case of the giggles in any human within ear shot? A fart—don’t deny it. The one and only Fart Dictionary is a witty collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it’s politics, Brad and Angelina, hunting, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetarians, there’s a fart in this book for everyone! Fully illustrated with whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

Kung Fu Animal Power uses 18 different Animals to teach classic virtues, build strong athletic bodies with good posture and body mechanics, and learn self defense. This Fu Book (or Lucky Fun Book) is an activity book for students in the Kung Fu Animal Power program who are learning the Monkey. In this book, you will learn all about the lessons of the Monkey that you will study in class including: Monkey Virtue: Be Clever - Solve The Problem! Use your cleverness to solve problems. Learn how to come up with different ideas, and figure out which solution is the best. Monkey Body Mechanic Lesson: Quick Turns Old Saying in Martial Arts: “Turn Like a Monkey” Because Monkeys can stand on two legs, they can pivot quickly in place. Animals with four legs cannot do this. Instead, four legged animals must make a u-turn, or small circle, to turn around. This gives monkeys, and humans, a huge advantage against charging animals. Monkey Drills: “Monkey Turns” The Monkey teaches dynamic leaping skills. The Monkey Turns are ways to quickly turn to face someone attacking you from the side, or rear, and defend yourself at the same time. These are great self defense skills that can help you survive a surprise attack. Monkey Moves: Leaping Monkey Attack Monkeys are very dangerous and strong. The Monkey fighting moves are a set of 4 exercises. A powerful pull down, a strong palm strike, and a special quick turn, and a huge leaping attack with combined palm and knee strikes. These four exercises are combined into one exciting sequence that loops back and forth. This Fu Book has photos of all the Monkey Moves and Drills. Learn about the Monkey King and his special powers! You’ll also find: Fun Facts About Real Monkeys Discussion Questions Great Games Awesome Pictures Drawings to Color Learn how to write “Monkey” in Chinese Learn how to write “Clever” in Chinese Stories and Chinese Idioms

Kung Fu Animal Power Fu Book Jaguar Kung Fu Animal Power uses 18 different Animals to teach classic virtues, build strong athletic bodies with good posture and body mechanics, and learn self defense. This Fu Book (or Lucky Fun Book) is a guide for Students in the Kung Fu Animal Power program who are learning the Jaguar. In this book you will learn all about the lessons of the Jaguar that you will learn in class including: Jaguar Virtue: Decisive - Seize the Moment Being Decisive defines leadership. When a decision is made things start to happen. Making decisions on time allows you to seize opportunities for success. Success often goes to the first person who decides to take action. Practice being decisive, build trust in yourself and gain self confidence. Jaguar Body Mechanic Lesson: Speed Speed allows you to strike first and to escape your opponent. Speed increases your movements power. If you move faster than your opponent they will be unable to complete their strategy, or to counter your strategy. Train your mental speed and your physical speed. Jaguar Drills: Stalking Steps, Jaguar Stance The Jaguar is a master at stalking silently thru the jungle. These drills build your ability to stalk and circle your opponent. Jaguar Moves: Jaguar Moves include the Jaguar Fist, fast Leaping Jaguar Attack, and fierce Leopard’s Paw! You’ll also find: Fun games Pictures to admire Drawings to color Learn how to Write Jaguar in Chinese learn How to Write Decisive in Chinese A folk Story from Chinese History “The Jaguar Leaves Its Pelt” Scott Jensen is the creator of Kung Fu Animal Power, Head Instructor of 10,000 Victories Kung Fu, President of the Chinese Cultural, Healing and Martial Arts Association, a 501(c)3 non-profit, and an International Gold Medalist.

Kung Fu Animal Power Fu Book Bear Kung Fu Animal Power uses 18 different Animals to teach classic virtues, build strong athletic bodies with good posture and body mechanics, and learn self defense. This Fu Book (or Lucky Fun Book) is a guide for Students in the Kung Fu Animal Power program who are learning the Bear. In this book you will learn all about the lessons of the Bear that you will learn in class including: Bear Virtue: Honesty - Tell the truth and keep your promises. Telling the truth is saying how things actually are. Learning how to make and keep promises builds trust and success in life. Honesty is the foundation of good friendships. Honesty shows respect and care. Bear Body Mechanic Lesson: Strong Straight Spine - The spine is the center of the body of the bodies strength and posture. A strong straight spine supports every action you take. Your spine transmits teh power developed by your legs to your arms. A strong spine also helps you resist the opponents movements. Bear Drills: Twisting Body Coiling Spine The Bear body drills teach you how to keep your spine strong upright while turning and coiling your body. The Bear drills train your twisting power and the connection between your feet and legs and your upper body and hands. Bear Moves: bear Moves include the Drilling Fist, Lashing fist, and hammer fist! This guide has photos of each move to help you remember and learn the Bear Moves. You’ll also find: Fun games Pictures to admire Drawings to color Learn how to Write Bear in Chinese Learn How to Write Honest in Chinese A Idioms and Folk Stories from Chinese History that feature the bear Scott Jensen is the creator of Kung Fu Animal Power, Head Instructor of 10,000 Victories Kung Fu, President of the Chinese Cultural, Healing and Martial Arts Association, a 501(c)3 non-profit, and an International Gold Medalist.