Browse all books

Books with author Scott Rice

  • Jimmy, the Little Red Firetruck

    Scott Rice

    Paperback (Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency, LLC, July 31, 2020)
    The illustrated children's book Jimmy, The Little Red Firetruck by Scott Rice tells about a small fire truck that gets picked on by its big brothers, which are big ladder trucks.In this creative story about bullying, the firetrucks have eyes and mouths and they interact with people.The main characters are Jimmy, a little firetruck, and Jimmy's brothers, the bigger firetrucks. Jimmy's dad is a fire chief that looks like a firetruck.About the Author: Scott Rice lives in Crowley, Texas, were he is a postal carrier and a volunteer fireman. His first two books were about fire prevention. His next book will continue Jimmy's adventures.
  • Sundered Soul: A Wuxia/Xianxia Cultivation Novel

    Rick Scott

    language (, Aug. 2, 2019)
    Not all fates are created equal... Kenji’s only dream in life is to become a great rebirther like his father. But with no talent for the mystic arts, the age-old tradition of cultivating essence by returning things to their newborn state, to grow a second and third time, is far beyond his grasp. Worse still, he is yet to be rebirthed himself and stands a dullard of a giant among his diminutive peers. Relegated to working the orchards as a common laborer, Kenji settles into a life of lowered expectations; with no chance for advancement and no chance of pursuing the woman he loves. But when a mystic warrior from a distant land enters his village, pursued by a powerful demon, Kenji discovers a truth about himself that will not only question who he is, but perhaps everything he can become. With a chance to make his dreams come true, Kenji must choose between following the fate laid out before him…or defying the heavens to forge his own path.Doing so will mean finding a way to cultivate and fighting powerful enemies to protect the ones he loves, but failure could mean the very fall of the heavens themselves.Join Kenji as he uncovers the fate of the Sundered Soul…Sundered Soul is book one in the new Wuxia/Xianxia series by bestselling LitRPG author Rick Scott. If you’re a fan of Asian cultivation stories like the Cradle Series, martial arts fantasy and Japanese style Xianxia such as Princess Mononoke, Samurai Shodown and Sekiro, then this is the book for you!Read Sundered Soul today!Note: Contains mild gamelit elements, no Harem, and no harsh language.
  • It Was a Dark and Stormy Night: The Best

    Scott Rice

    Paperback (Penguin Books, Dec. 4, 1984)
    Features atrocious opening sentences to hypothetical bad novels
  • Shard Warrior: A LitRPG Fantasy Sci-fi

    Rick Scott

    language (, March 28, 2018)
    ***STOP! DON’T READ THIS BOOK!***Major spoilers ahead unless you’ve read Book 1. Go read Dodge Tank and then come back for more!"Becoming a Dodge Tank was just the beginning." The World Boss is defeated, but Ryan’s troubles are far from over.Transported to a new world, Ryan and his friends must figure out how to save their home city of Citadel, while learning to survive in a game world where death is now all too real.But first, Ryan must keep his promise to Val Helena, and sets out on a dangerous quest to the Vale of Sorrows to defeat the Shadow King. With an enemy ten times stronger than a world boss, Ryan will have to do some serious leveling up as a Dodge Tank to be fit for task.But when he encounters a fellow gamer with an agenda of his own, Ryan finds his plans not only derailed but his very life threatened by an enemy of his own making!Ryan will have to grow in both level and maturity to face the difficult struggles ahead. But the game has more secrets to reveal and the enemy lying just below the surface, may be more terrifying than anything he could have imagined. WARNING: Contains RPG mechanics, detailed party combat and giant boss fights. If these things do not interest you, then this is not the book for you!BUY SHARD WARRIOR TODAY!
  • Dodge Tank: A LitRPG Fantasy Sci-fi

    Rick Scott

    language (, Dec. 28, 2017)
    "There's only one rule...don't get hit." #1 best seller in YA Fantasy and Adventure Sci-Fi. Over 1800 positive review on goodreads with over 21 million page reads in KU. Start the adventure today! Ryan's life sucks.His brother is a jerk, his mom is sick, and his legs are next to useless thanks to a neurological disorder. Plus the world ended two centuries ago from nuclear war. Now, what's left of humanity live below ground, with the only escape from reality being the massive VR world of Crystal Shards Online.But even ingame, Ryan's life sucks. Unable to play a combat class due to his condition, he works as a miner, earning barely enough to get by and not nearly enough to afford the operation that will save his mom's life.When Ryan discovers an item that grants the ability to dodge any attack, however, he has the chance to become one of the game world's most elite and sought after players: a Dodge Tank.But for someone who's never played a combat class, success isn't so easily had.Now, to save his mom, Ryan will have to overcome his disability and level his way to the top, but the real-world consequences are more far reaching than he ever could have imagined, and the fate of not just his mother, but humanity itself, may be resting in his hands...WARNING: Contains RPG mechanics, detailed party combat and giant boss fights. If these things do not interest you, then this is not the book for you!Buy Dodge Tank Today!
  • Son of It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

    Scott Rice

    Paperback (Penguin Books, May 6, 1986)
    Includes an all-new selection of the most awful opening sentences for nonexistent novels ever to appear in print from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contests of the last two years
  • It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

    Scott Rice

    Audio Cassette (Audio Partners, Nov. 1, 1997)
    This hilarious--and often perversely instructive--collection of skilled literary ineptitude, from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, contains the funniest opening sentences from the worst novels never written. The highly regarded trade paperback series was originally published in 1984 and has sold over 500,000 copies. This adaptation offers 101 of the funniest sentences; blatant bad writing performed with electric good humor. 1 cassette
  • Right Words, Right Places: A Writer's Grammar

    Scott Rice

    Paperback (Wadsworth Pub Co, March 1, 1993)
    This work explores the rhetorical and stylistic power of grammar. Grammar is taught to advanced writers in order to make grammatical choices to their creative advantage. The text serves as an advanced grammar handbook and as a more conceptual guide to style. The open-ended exercises give students practice in making grammatical decisions and understanding their rhetorical consequences. The exercises also ask students to work on their own sentences and to look at those sentences in relation to the larger context and communicative power of their written work.
  • It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

    Scott Rice

    Hardcover (The Friday Project Limited, Sept. 1, 2007)
    The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is a tongue-in-cheek contest that takes place annually where entrants are invited to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels. Attracting up to 10,000 entries every year, the competition spawns an embarrassment of dire fiction that is both horrifying and hilarious to read. It Was a Dark and Stormy Night collects and presents the worst of this bad fiction in one stunningly awful collection.
  • It Was a Dark and Stormy Night: The Best

    Scott Rice

    Paperback (Macdonald & Co, Dec. 31, 1986)
    None
  • Dodge Tank: A LitRPG Novel

    Rick Scott

    Paperback (Independently published, Sept. 22, 2018)
    "There's only one rule...don't get hit." Ryan's life sucks.His brother is a jerk, his mom is sick, and his legs are next to useless thanks to a neurological disorder. Plus the world ended two centuries ago from nuclear war. Now, what's left of humanity live below ground, with the only escape from reality being the massive VR world of Crystal Shards Online.But even ingame, Ryan's life sucks. Unable to play a combat class due to his condition, he works as a miner, earning barely enough to get by and not nearly enough to afford the operation that will save his mom's life. When Ryan discovers an item that grants the ability to dodge any attack, however, he has the chance to become one of the game world's most elite and sought after players: a Dodge Tank.But for someone who's never played a combat class, success isn't so easily had.To save his mom, Ryan will have to overcome his disability and level his way to the top. But the real-world consequences are more far reaching than he ever could have imagined and the fate of not just his mother, but humanity itself, may be resting in his hands...WARNING: Contains RPG mechanics, detailed party combat and giant boss fights. If these things do not interest you, then this is not the book for you!BUY DODGE TANK TODAY!
  • Son of "It was a dark and stormy night": More of the best

    SCOTT RICE, Scott Rice

    Paperback (Abacus, March 15, 1987)
    Includes an all-new selection of the most awful opening sentences for nonexistent novels ever to appear in print from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contests of the last two years