Books with author Scott Gordon

Two fun children's books for one low price. Perfect for bedtime! Over 50 pages.HERE'S WHAT'S INCLUDED:1. My Little Pet Dragon - Find out what happens when a young child gets a pet dragon for Christmas.2. My Crazy Pet Frog - Find out what happens to a crazy frog when he runs into one of his loved ones. A bedtime story for children 3-5 that is sure to delight. (Even adults will find plenty to smile about!)Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).NOTE: This book includes a bonus puzzle and sneak preview of Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa's Super Helpers!

Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life."The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers.""Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen."No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu.Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).WARNING: Frequent exposure may cause you to fall in love with steakburger(s).

Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy—he has a Masters degree in such things—this time he thinks he’s a soccer superstar.Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills.WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out your nose!Approximately 4,100 words, 12 images, and 1 silly soccer superstar. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

The off-world planet of Infinim, which promises a heavenly and eternal existence for its society of robots, is now taking applications. Although one of its applicants is older and not quite as quick as he used to be, does he have what it takes to be accepted? Figure out who he is before the story's end in this clever children's picture book. Intended for ages 3 and up. Over 50 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

Great heavens! This frog really is crazy!This time he claims he’s a secret agent and that there’s a spy in his pizza.Will the world ever be the same again?Approximately 3,000 words, 10 images, and 1 big spanking.Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).NOTE: A sneak peek of My Crazy Pet Frog: The Nightmare Pizza Before Christmas is included in this volume!

Benjamin Bundt has a frog in his house and pizza in the oven one Christmas Eve, and it can mean only one thing. Unfortunately, the monster pizza that springs forth is too big for a proper spanking, and then there's the matter of the flying penguins in the living room...Approximately 7,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).WARNING: Do not attempt to throw this e-book in the oven or bad things will happen!

After months of loneliness, a little chickadee realizes that he misses someone in particular. He writes constantly and waits for her return, but time slowly trickles by with no end in sight. There's something he's been meaning to tell her--something very, very special. Will he get the chance?15 fun-filled pages. Appropriate for all ages, children 3-6 in particular. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

The name's Gus, and I have a super-sized problem. There's this crazy frog, you see, living in my bathroom. I can't seem to get rid of him. A golf superstar, celebrity chef and professional boxer are just a few of the things that he claims to be. One thing is for certain, though: If he doesn't stop eating, he'll eventually eat us out of the house.So what do you say, kiddo? Can you help a friend out?Approximately 11,700 words.WARNING: Contains sizzling bacon, frog legs and a New Kids on the Block joke. (Yikes!)

SECRET AGENT DISCO DANCER has a super-sized problem. He forgot to give Santa his wish list, and faces the real possibility that his kids might not get any Christmas presents when the joyous day rolls around.SANTA CLAUS is nowhere to be found, and there don't appear to be any flights in or out of the North Pole. Traveling to the frozen wasteland might offer some clues...if one could get there...GRUBER, Black Eagle's most junior member, has been instructed to keep a certain crazy frog away from the experimental rocket packs and (most importantly) the annual Twinkie supply."But it's Christmas," Secret Agent Disco Dancer tells Gruber. "What harm could there be in taking one of the rocket packs for a spin?"Approximately 18,500 words, 40+ pieces of artwork and easily the craziest Secret Agent Disco Dancer adventure yet!Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

This value-priced children's book collection contains the following inspirational books:PIGTASTIC!Introduce your child to a great message about accepting people for who they are. Great for bedtime!THE PENGUIN WAYLook deep inside. You have what it takes. It's within you, as long as you believe in yourself and don't give up.That is the penguin way. Leave your doubts at the door. You shall succeed!For children and adults alike. All ages.MORE ABOUT THESE BOOKSBoth books feature vibrant computer-generated artwork and outstanding messages. Each is approximately 30 pages in length, and best viewed in color.Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main features (an additional 5 pages).

Spring is just around the corner and it's time to see what the Easter Bunny is up to. This year he's enlisted some help, and it's an odd choice at that. What is that clever rabbit up to and what is he really planning? Find out in this humorous picture book by the author of My Little Pet Dragon and My Crazy Pet Frog.Intended for children ages 3 and up. Approximately 40 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).