Books with author Sandra Staines

This coloring book will provide a fun way for your child to learn his or her one to ten times tables. Not only will it provide hours of coloring fun but it will reinforce what they have already learned. Take the frustration out of your child learning his or her multiplication tables by turning it into fun play. He or she will not even realise that you have sneakily introduced them to arithmetic and math. Apart from the numbers, there are loads of fun stars to color in as well. As both sides of the page are illustrated this coloring book would best suit colored pencils.

'Take me to your leader.' the little green alien saidI took out my magnifying glassI needed to have a good lookBut I'm afraid I singed his head'Ouch!' he said 'You're awfully rude.'Said I 'I'm sorry, little green dude.'He stomped his feet and he waved his armsHis cadenza was quite completeHe started to smoke, I swear it's no jokeAnd then he exploded with rageAll that's left of the little green manIs a dollop of green, slimy sludgeThe poor little alien dissolvedBefore I could get to know his charmsBest viewed on a colour screen as the books includes Sandra's colourful doodles

Exactly as it says on the cover this is a collection of 200 silly, corny, groan-out-loudriddles of the kind that kids just love. Indulge them, or yourself, and preparefor your ears to be assaulted by silly riddles.What kind of flower has a name that sounds like a person’s name? Daffodil (Daff O’Dil)What kind of worm is good at measuring things? TapewormHow does an alligator eat cookies? By eating the person who ate the cookie

What did the one earthworm say to the other earthworm?Talk to the tail; you’re beneath me.Where does the devil stay when he visits earth?Helsinki.Where do hitchhikers, backpackers and travellers go when they die?Rome.What did the one Facebook page say to the other Facebook page?Like me, will you?What did one pine tree say to the other pine tree?You know I’ll pine for you when they cut you down, don’t you.What do you get if you combine a snake with an idea?A poisonous thought.What did the one boulder say to the other boulder?You rock my world.

Knock knock!Who's there?Simon.Simon who?Simon Aim. Simon Aim. Yeah! Wow, I could have a hit record with that.Knock knock!Who's there?Delaware.Delaware who?Delaware you've been missing him so Del's come to visit you.Knock knock!Who's there?Cod.Cod who?Cod you let me in please?Knock knock!Who's there?Plaice.Plaice who?Place looks pretty run down. Are you not doing any maintenance?Knock knock!Who's there?Seamus.Seamus who?Seamus not friends anymore. We should put the past behind us.

Riddles and Jokes for Kids contains something for everyone. It has groan-out-loud silly riddles for junior members of the family and more sophisticated ones for older kids and parents to enjoy. It contains unique spot the difference puzzles, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, yo mama jokes, yo papa jokes and traditional jokes.Cultivate a love of language while providing hours of fun and entertainment for your clever kids.

What better way to learn your letters of the alphabet, numbers and days of the week than to color them in? For a little extra fun there are monsters and free-form shapes to color in too. Your toddler will have great fun with this coloring book which has been designed to look like something Mom or Pop could have made for them. As a bonus there are several, more difficult, pages which older siblings, or Mom or Pop, might enjoy coloring in.

Some are really silly while others might be enjoyed by Mom and Pop too. This collection will make a great birthday or Christmas gift.What did the one saucepan say the other saucepan?You make my blood boil sometimes.What happens if you cross a vampire with a romantic?You get a bleeding heart.When do politicians stop lying?When they are lying in their coffins.Did you hear about the cat that had thirteen kittens?She was fined for littering.Why did the hedgehog and the balloon get divorced?She said he left her feeling deflated.What name do cows never give to their calves?Patricia. No one wants to be known as Cow Pat.What do you get if you combine a snake with an idea?A poisonous thought.Yo Mama’s so old-fashioned that she is actually back in fashion once again. Men's fashion, that is. How you wish that yo Mama would shave her beard.Yo Mama’s so stinky that they no longer use anaesthesia at your local hospital. They just put the patient in a room with yo mama for five minutes and it knocks him or her out for hours.Yo Mama’s such a copycat that all her friends wear wigs so that yo mama can't see their hairstyles.Knock knock!Who's there?AspenAspen who?Aspen all my pocket money. Can you we share yours?Knock knock!Who's there?LeviLevi who?Levi alone and stop asking so many questions.Knock knock!Who's there?AnitaAnita who?Anita ask you something. Will you let me in?Yo Papa's so thick he thinks French fries are made in Paris and flown out fresh each day.Yo Papa's so fat his belly pops out the back door while his butt is still coming in the front.Yo Papa's so stupid that when he saw a picture of himself on 10 Most Wanted he thought he had won a talent contest and called in to collect his prize.

Some are really silly while others might be enjoyed by Mom and Pop too. This collection will make a great birthday or Christmas gift.What did the one saucepan say the other saucepan?You make my blood boil sometimes.What happens if you cross a vampire with a romantic?You get a bleeding heart.When do politicians stop lying?When they are lying in their coffins.Did you hear about the cat that had thirteen kittens?She was fined for littering.Why did the hedgehog and the balloon get divorced?She said he left her feeling deflated.What name do cows never give to their calves?Patricia. No one wants to be known as Cow Pat.What do you get if you combine a snake with an idea?A poisonous thought.Yo Mama’s so old-fashioned that she is actually back in fashion once again. Men's fashion, that is. How you wish that yo Mama would shave her beard.Yo Mama’s so stinky that they no longer use anaesthesia at your local hospital. They just put the patient in a room with yo mama for five minutes and it knocks him or her out for hours.Yo Mama’s such a copycat that all her friends wear wigs so that yo mama can't see their hairstyles.Knock knock!Who's there?AspenAspen who?Aspen all my pocket money. Can you we share yours?Knock knock!Who's there?LeviLevi who?Levi alone and stop asking so many questions.Knock knock!Who's there?AnitaAnita who?Anita ask you something. Will you let me in?Yo Papa's so thick he thinks French fries are made in Paris and flown out fresh each day.Yo Papa's so fat his belly pops out the back door while his butt is still coming in the front.Yo Papa's so stupid that when he saw a picture of himself on 10 Most Wanted he thought he had won a talent contest and called in to collect his prize.