Way Up In the Air Hair
Ruth Coates Diamond
Paperback
(Tate Publishing, March 1, 2016)
I am holding my head between my hands attempting to calm myself when I hear the teacher say, "What is it, Sarah?" She replies, "Mrs. Edwards, I can't see the board." Mrs. Edwards asks, "Why not?" Sarah says, "I can't see the board because there is a big, ugly, redheaded woodpecker in front of me. They really should keep the wild birds in a cage at the zoo."