Books with author Rondi Johnson

“It’s not every day that you see some old granny crushed to death under a baby grand piano, and I’m truly grateful for that. I really am. But the even bigger shock was that this woman – a complete stranger – would be coming back to haunt me in the days to come. Not in a spooky, walking-through-walls kind of way but something a lot more real and far more dangerous.”When sacked bank manager turned bank robber Max Dempsey (aka Simon Golightly) finds himself deep in debt to dodgy undertaker Danny Bishop, he’s prepared to do almost anything to pay it off and keep all of his fingers.But he’s likely to lose a lot more than his fingers when he agrees to do a “little job” for Danny and unintentionally crosses psychopathic Greek gangster, Nikos Spiropoulos.Meanwhile, Bernard Pemberton and his granddaughter Tess are on a road trip to scatter their beloved Dottie’s ashes on a Scottish hilltop, but is it really her ashes in the cremation urn or something else altogether?Cremains is a crime caper that twists and turns its way towards a conclusion that even Max himself couldn’t have predicted.

“Fabulously funny - a real must for lovers of all things Greek.”After living in Greece for thirteen years, writer and reluctant olive farmer Rob Johnson has got used to most of the things that he and his partner Penny found so bizarre at the beginning. Most, but not all.A Kilo of String is the story-so-far of this not-particularly-plucky couple’s often bewildering experiences among the descendants of Sophocles, Plato and Nana Mouskouri with occasional digressions into total irrelevances.This is a book which is almost guaranteed not to change your life, but what it will do is answer many of the fundamental questions about life in Greece, such as:How do you avoid ordering a double tomato for your pine marten when booking a hotel room? Should olive harvesting be registered with the Dangerous Sports Association? Why are chicken livers useful (other than to the chickens themselves)?Oh yes, and there are some serious bits too about how life in Greece has changed since the beginning of the economic crisis.“A brilliant book, very funny and a great insight into Greece and its people.”“Left me laughing so hard I would have spat out my dentures, if I wore them.”A Kilo of String is loosely based on Rob Johnson’s podcast series of the same name, which is free to listen to and download at https://rob-johnson.org.uk/podcasts/a-kilo-of-string/.

WANTED: Gainful employment of an adventurous nature but without risk of personal physical harm. (Can supply own time travel machine if required.)When Horace Tweed places an advertisement in a national magazine, the last thing he expects is to be commissioned to travel back through time in search of the long extinct Holey* Snail.But this isn’t just any old snail. The helix pertusa is possessed of an extraordinary and highly desirable property, and Horace’s quest leads him and his co-adventurers to Ancient Greece and a variety of near-death encounters with beings both mythological and not so mythological.Meanwhile, Detective Chief Inspector Harper Collins has her hands full trying to track down a secret order of fundamentalist monks whom she suspects of committing a series of murders – the same monks who are determined to thwart Horace in his......Quest for the Holey Snail.“Not just another book about serial-killing monks who travel through time and wear Union Jack flip-flops.” – Unusual Footwear Monthly(* This isn’t a spelling mistake. The Holey Snail is so called because there are hundreds of tiny holes all over its shell.)PLEASE NOTE: Quest for the Holey Snail is not part of Rob Johnson’s Lifting the Lid series.

In Daily Geography Practice, Grade 1, 36 map lessons introduce basic geography skills and over 60 geography terms. What a perfect hands-on approach to geography instruction! The geography skills presented at Grade 1 include: globes directions map keys physical maps street maps farm, town, city, and state maps park and zoo maps product maps tourist and weather maps political maps of the United States and the world

Over 6800 Downloads And An Amazon Best Seller In It's Niche!In the event of an emergency having an adequate supply of food could mean the difference between life and death!Are you prepared for any disaster that is about to happen? Do you already have emergency supplies? Is it enough to sustain you and your family’s life for an extended period, when help from others would be close to impossible? Have you discussed and implemented the emergency plans with your family?Fighting for your survival during times of disaster is not about luck, it’s about the right knowledge that will help you pull through it. It is all about saving you and your family’s life, with the tips provided in this book. Guess what? YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN by reading and following all the guidelines laid out in my book.In this book you will;Learn where to find safe drinking water, when it seems there is noneLearn where to find food, when your stocks are getting low, and stores are all closedLearn the techniques in packing up your emergency life supply so it will last longerLearn how to homemade preserve your food that will last up to a year without spending too muchLearn the perfect spots on where you can store your food supplyLearn how to manage your food and water supply during and after disastersMuch, Much MoreThis book aims to make you more confident and more knowledgeable in saving LIFE during disasters by the means of being prepared. The best preparation comes from you being prepared, and you can start that preparation today by doing everything I laid out in this book.Readers say.......""Prepper's Pantry" is a must-read for anyone who wants to be prepared in case of emergencies. Author Ron Johnson shares tips for planning for short-, medium-, and long-term emergencies, and includes a list of items to have in your pantry. He also details the safe storage of extra water and food, what types of food to avoid when prepping, and even a section about canning to preserve foods.I would recommend this book to anyone who is interested in learning more about how to prep for emergencies. It was a quick, easy, and informative read, and was just packed with helpful info!"................ krissyl "One of my favorite phrases that I tell new preppers is that "your preps are your lifeline." We must put measures in place before a disaster is upon us in order to have these lifelines available to us when we need it the most. Building an emergency pantry is one of those lifelines that takes both time and planning to make it fully functional. The book provide well-written and well-explained tips on how to properly plan, organize and prepare for future emergencies. We never know when disasters or emergencies may strike, so why not be prudent and be ready for them before they affect our livelihood and well-being"................Lydia Bykova"I have studied at school some of the topics here but there are additional things that I learned from it. This book is really recommended for places or countries that always have calamities because the things discussed on the book are very helpful and needed to know by everyone"................MaritesSTART RIGHT NOW! Or before it’s too late. Disasters come and go; it might not be here today, who knows maybe by tomorrow or another day it is here, not just for a day, but maybe a year to stay. Ask yourself now, AM I READY? IF YOU FAIL TO PREPARE, THEN YOU’RE PREPARED TO FAIL AND POSSIBLY NOT SURVIVE!!! Get Your Copy Today!Tags: Urban Survival Pantry, Cooking, Surviving A Disaster, Canning, Jerky, Dryed Food, Dehydrating, Cookbook, How To, Barter Items, Pandemic, Bug Out, Camping

---The best new comedy series for kids. ---Plot: Two puppies are going to be sent to the pound, unless a wolf (who seems to believe he is a person) can help them escape. ---This book is full of comedy and comradery, and is the first book in the Silverwolf Chronicles series. Not to be missed by kids who are struggling with reading, kids who love to read and need a new series, or for adults looking for a hilarious read-aloud. It is just one of those books that everyone loves.

Save your LIFE and Save your FAMILY Are you prepared for any disaster that is about to happen? Do you already have emergency supplies? Is it enough to sustain you and your family’s life for an extended period, when help from others would be close to impossible? Have you discussed and implemented the emergency plans with your family? Fighting for your survival during times of disaster is not about luck, it’s about the right knowledge that will help you pull through it. It is all about saving you and your family’s life, with the tips provided in this book. Guess what? YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN by reading and following all the guidelines laid out in my book. In this book you will; -Learn where to find safe drinking water, when it seems there is none. -Learn where to find food, when your stocks are getting low, and stores are all closed. -Learn the techniques in packing up your emergency life supply so it will last longer. -Learn how to homemade preserve your food that will last up to a year without spending too much. -Learn the perfect spots on where you can store your food supply. -Learn how to manage your food and water supply during and after disasters. This book aims to make you more confident and more knowledgeable in saving LIFE during disasters by the means of being prepared. The best preparation comes from you being prepared, and you can start that preparation today by doing everything I laid out in my book. START RIGHT NOW! Or before it’s too late. Disasters come and go; it might not be here today, who knows maybe by tomorrow or another day it is here, not just for a day, but maybe a year to stay. Ask yourself now, AM I READY? IF YOU FAIL TO PREPARE, THEN YOU’RE PREPARED TO FAIL OR POSSIBLY NOT SURVIVE!!!