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Books with author Robert Hamburger

  • REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

    Robert Hamburger

    Paperback (Citadel, July 1, 2004)
    Dear Stupid Idiots, A lot of you have been saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some “code of honor.” Yeah right! If by “code of honor,” you mean “code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet,” then you are right. But if you mean a “code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads,” then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger
  • Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

    Robert Hamburger

    eBook (Citadel Press, July 1, 2004)
    Dear Stupid Idiots, A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you're the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger
  • REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

    Robert Hamburger

    Paperback (Citadel, July 1, 2004)
    Dear Stupid Idiots, A lot of you have been saying that I donÂ’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But thatÂ’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies donÂ’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then youÂ’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger
  • Saurcana, Terror From The Sea

    Robert Hager

    language (Seaworm Press, Nov. 19, 2011)
    Saurcana: Terror From The Sea is a middle-school science fiction novel that introduces the concepts of exploitation, addiction to power, disinformation, unquestioned trust, war, and their connections to one another. The story reinforces the importance of empathy-driven action and is a testament to the wisdom of thinking for oneself and making a stand– even if it means standing alone.
  • Saurcana, Terror From The Sea

    Robert Hager

    language (Seaworm Press, Nov. 19, 2011)
    Saurcana: Terror From The Sea is a middle-school science fiction novel that introduces the concepts of exploitation, addiction to power, disinformation, unquestioned trust, war, and their connections to one another. The story reinforces the importance of empathy-driven action and is a testament to the wisdom of thinking for oneself and making a stand– even if it means standing alone.
  • SAURCANA TERROR FROM THE SEA

    Robert Hager

    Paperback (Seaworm Press, July 6, 2004)
    Sci-Fi fantasy. A powerful action read. Esper discovers the powerful elite guard of Saurcana have a secret that if revealed, will change all their lives forever, however, those in power have no intention of letting anyone expose them. Will Esper find the courage to do the right thing- will he even live to tell the truth.