The Danged Swamp!
Richard Mason
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(BWM Books, Dec. 16, 2011)
The Danged Swamp is Volume 4 in the Richard, the Paperboy series.The Danged Swamp starts on Thanksgiving Day, 1945. This book is Southern Historical fiction set in 1945 during the Second World War. Previous novels of this series have been favorably compared to Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. The 13 book series has garnered numerous five star Amazon reviews. The series is a nostalgic look at a time when families huddled by the radio, with young boys listening to The Lone Ranger and The Green Hornet. Later the adults would tune in famous newscaster Walter Winchell; "Good evening Mr. and Mrs. North and South America and all the ships at sea....this just in...General Patton's army continues to march across Germany..." The numerous Amazon Five Star Reviews have all been from adults, but the readers of these books have ranged from teens to senior adults. The series is truly a book for all ages. Several reviewers have called Richard Mason "Americas' New Mark Twain." Yeah, I remember that durn Thanksgiving really, really good, and shoot, who wouldnât? It started out real quiet. Heck, I thought it was just gonna be one of them dress-up and eat days and that'd be it. Well, I was sure wrong. Dang, that day just went all haywire and none of it was my faultâuh, well, maybe a little bit of it was, but sometimes I get blamed for stuff that just happens, and thatâs exactly why I remember that Thanksgiving Day.Heck, that morning I was just laid out in our front porch swing minding my own business, just reading a funny book, when I heard the wildest howling youâve ever heard in your whole, entire life. âCourse I just flew outta that swing, chunked my âCaptain Marvelâ funny book down and ran over to the edge of the porch. Yep, just as I thought, old, worthless Sniffer, my skinny, mixed-breed hound was howling and having a hissy fit, and I could see him running around an old hollow log just across the peach orchardâs barbed wire fence. Talk about a wild and crazy dog; you ain't never seen one more worked up.Something has come up out of the swamp, and old Sniffer has got it treed in that hollow log! I thought. âCourse, I was just about to hightail it over to the peach orchard to check it out, but then I had one of them "watch out boy, you 'bout to get in trouble!" thoughts. Shoot, I really wanted to get off that front porch, but, heck, I knew there werenât no way on Godâs green earth I was gonna leave. I was stuck in the house because it was Thanksgiving Day, and Momma was gonna make sure Iâd be clean for dinner. Yeah, I had my washtub bath last night, and this morning I put on my good white shirt, long pants and new Sunday shoes, and combed my hair. Well, I looked like I was all slicked up and ready for church, but, shoot, I wasnât going nowheres but to the dining room table. Lemme tell you something right now: Iâm 13 years old, and being trapped on your front porch when your dog has something treed in a hollow log is pretty dang hard to take. But, heck, I was gonna sit right there till Momma called me in for dinner. You know why? Well, itâs because Momma had threatened me with the switching of my life if I as much as set foot in the yard, and, whooo, just the thought of one of Daddyâs switchings makes me shake. It ainât worth itânot by a long shot. That's why I didn't hightail it across the yard to the peach orchard to check out what Sniffer had treed.Richard Mason is the author of The Red Scarf, Lyin' Like a Dog, The Yankee Doctor, "I will drink your blood" The Vampire-Werewolf of Flat Creek Swamp, The Mystery of the Canebrake, The River Rat and a Catahoula Hog Dog and How Me and John Clayton Saved the World. Richard Mason has been dubbed 'Americas' new Mark Twain' for beautifully capturing small town America and boyhood adventure.