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  • Fun Stories Greatest Hits

    R. Scott Murphy

    eBook
    Enjoy the biggest laughs, the craziest stories, the most comedy. 40 greatest hits! Featuring multiple tales from the top 10 of the iTunes comedy chart TV and radio personality R. Scott Murphy takes you on a wild ride through office fails, romance-gone-wrong, commuter clowns, parenting problems, and the day he quit Cub Scouts. No topic is safe from his off-the-wall comedic sense of observation. Fun Stories Greatest Hits is a must-have collection of laugh-out-loud life stories sure to please humor readers, comedy connoisseurs, and fans of sitcoms such as Seinfeld, Friends, and The Office. Make Fun Stories Greatest Hits your next comedy adventure. Get it now. PRAISE FOR FUN STORIES:“Five big stars. The funniest book I've read in a long time!" "Murphy is funny and charmingly off the wall. I love all five Fun Stories books and these are the greatest hits!""There are rollicking adventures in every chapter. It's my go-to gift for friends and family." "Hilarious book. It's very funny and on point observational humor like Seinfeld and The Office.” INCLUDES ALL OF THESE POPULAR STORIES & MANY MORE:"Chick-fil-A Makes Me Feel Like Leonardo DiCaprio" "The Least Amount of Fame Possible (Old MacDonald)""Cub Scout Dropout""Not the Next Carrie Underwood""Bigfoot Popcorn""Gatorade For Your Soul""Shamelessly Suggestive City Names" "I'm the Freakin' Michael Phelps of Googling" "Alright, Alright, Alright!""Mind Game of Thrones""Happy Friday (Mr. Pee Man)" "Clown Commuter Award""How NASA Thins The Herd""Crunchy Roads, Take Me Home" "Good Folks, Bad Coaching""Ultimate Waitress Revenge""Battle of the Bands" Get a free Fun Pack of stories at www.mentalkickball.com.The Fun Stories family also includes:Fun Stories For Your Drive To WorkFun Stories For Your Drive HomeFun Stories: Random City LimitsFun Stories: Searching For More CowbellFIND FUN STORIESHUMOR, COMEDY, HUMOR ESSAYS, FUNNY BOOKS, HUMOR & ENTERTAINMENT, PARENTING & FAMILIES, SELF-HELP HAPPINESS, ROMANTIC COMEDY, PARODIES, SATIRE, ESSAYS, SHORT STORIES, CELEBRITY & POPULAR CULTURE, CULTURAL, ETHNIC & REGIONAL, CARTOONS, JOKES & RIDDLES, MEN, WOMEN & RELATIONSHIPS, TRAVEL, POP CULTURE, RADIO, TELEVISION, PERFORMING ARTS, FUNNY SHORT STORIES, FUNNY MEMOIR, HUMOR MEMOIR, FUNNY BOOK CLUB BOOKS, FUNNY ESSAYS, HUMOR BOOKS, HUMOROUS BOOKS, GIFTS FOR DAD, FUNNY GIFTS, LAUGH, LAUGH OUT LOUD, FUN, FUN, FUN, MORE COWBELL COWBELL
  • Fun Stories Humor Series Box Set #1: 5 Books

    R. Scott Murphy

    eBook
    Enjoy 5 laugh out loud books from bestselling humor author R. Scott Murphy. This must-have comedy short story collection has nearly 1,000 pages of Fun Stories. Featuring multiple tales from the Top 10 of the iTunes comedy chart. TV and radio personality R. Scott Murphy takes you on a wild ride through Fun Stories books 1-4, plus 14 never-before-released stories, and the giant bonus book, Fun Stories Almanac. No topic is safe from Murphy's keen comedic sense of observation. This box set is sure to please humor readers, comedy connoisseurs, and fans of sitcoms such as Seinfeld, The Office, and Friends. Make this Fun Stories Box Set your next great reading adventure. Get it now. CONTAINS:-- Fun Stories For Your Drive To Work -- Fun Stories For Your Drive Home -- Fun Stories: Random City Limits -- Fun Stories: Searching For More Cowbell -- Fun Stories Almanac-- 14 Never-Before-Released Stories -- Sneak Preview of the next bookINCLUDES ALL OF THESE POPULAR STORIES & MANY MORE:"Everybody Is Still Kung Fu Fighting""Nobody Does Quality Control Like A Military Parachute Factory""Not the Next Carrie Underwood""Alright, Alright, Alright!""Mind Game of Thrones""Happy Friday (Mr. Pee Man)""Bigfoot Popcorn""Gatorade For Your Soul""Shamelessly Suggestive City Names""I'm the Freakin' Michael Phelps of Googling""Chick-fil-A Makes Me Feel Like Leonardo DiCaprio""The Least Amount of Fame Possible (Old MacDonald)""Cub Scout Dropout""Clown Commuter Award""How NASA Thins The Herd""Crunchy Roads, Take Me Home""Good Folks, Bad Coaching""Ultimate Waitress Revenge""Battle of the Bands"
  • Fun Stories Greatest Hits

    R. Scott Murphy

    Paperback (Independently published, March 2, 2019)
    40+ feel-good stories. Unforgettable funny. Laugh-out-loud observations about life, work, love & happiness. The greatest hits just keep coming… How do Cub Scout dropouts get by? What is the least amount of fame possible? Why would a losing team celebrate more than a winning team? What goes down in a clown carpool? Discover the outrageous answers to the ridiculousness we see every day. With over 40 snackable stories, you’re sure to satisfy your appetite for delicious comedy. Radio DJ and TV personality R. Scott Murphy, a.k.a. The Michael Phelps of Googling, can tell you all about Bigfoot Popcorn, epic romance fails, and the art of waitress revenge. No topic is safe from his gold-medal-worthy sense of observation. Fun Stories Greatest Hits is a must-have collection of binge-able life experience tales sure to please fans of Seinfeld, romantic comedies, and sitcoms. If you like outside-the-box humor, and the comedic stylings of Dave Barry, Tina Fey, Jim Gaffigan, Gary Larson, or Saturday Night Live, then you’ll love R. Scott Murphy’s aquatic omnibus. Buy Fun Stories Greatest Hits to take a 40 story vacation today!
  • Fun Stories For Your Drive To Work: The comedy short story book fuel injected with work day humor

    R. Scott Murphy

    eBook
    Is your drive to work bringing you down? Press your laughing pedal to the floor. Discover 20 hilarious short stories that will chase your blues away. Featuring multiple tales from the top 10 of the iTunes comedy chart! Let’s face it. You don’t need stress relief. You need comic intervention. And when the rubber hits the road, R. Scott Murphy's laugh-out-loud comedy book will do more than soothe your road rage. It'll upgrade your whole day. From "Chick-fil-A Makes Me Feel Like Leonardo DiCaprio" to “Mind Game of Thrones," and Shamelessly Suggestive City Names," Murphy’s crack-up-worthy stories know no boundaries. With everyday observations similar to Seinfeld, Friends, and The Office, your sides may split before your first cup of coffee. A radio DJ and TV personality, award-winning author R. Scott Murphy won David Letterman's Late Show Top 10 Contest on four separate occasions. Fun Stories For Your Drive to Work is his classic collection of humorous essays and short stories. If you like off-the-wall fun, and the comedy of Dave Barry, Trevor Noah, Tina Fey, Erma Bombeck, Eric Idle, Nick Offerman, or Stephen Colbert, then you'll love Murphy's brand of real-life hilarity. Buy Fun Stories For Your Drive to Work to drink up some industrial strength humor today! PRAISE FOR FUN STORIES:“Mr. Murphy kept me turning pages. This book has rollicking adventures in every chapter. Your friends, loved ones, and anybody who drives to work will enjoy it too.""Very funny and on point observational humor that makes you happy and more positive. Now, I'm hungry for Chick-fil-A!”“This book has me laughing from beginning to end. It's the Michael Phelps of fun!” "Humor similar to Stephen Colbert, Ellen DeGeneres, Tina Fey, and Dave Barry." “This guy's funny and charmingly off the wall. I want to read more of the Fun Stories books.”"Deceptively heartwarming and inspirational outlook on everyday happenings!""I love this book. Fantastic!""Awesome stuff. I really enjoyed the horse names. Great quick read.""Excellent and hilarious material here. I'm going to read Fun Stories For Your Drive Home now."Still reading and wondering if this book is for you? OK, here's more info... If you like reading Dave Barry, Eric Idle, Dilbert, Rachel Hollis, David Sedaris, Stephen Colbert, Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Moore, Jim Gaffigan, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Jerry Seinfeld, Sebastian Maniscalco, Mindy Kaling, Jen Lancaster, The Far Side, Rainn Wilson, B.J. Novak, Sloane Crosley, Jimmy Fallon, Steve Martin, Judd Apatow, Adam Mansbach, Justin Halpern, Reader’s Digest, Dad Jokes, and Garfield, you'll enjoy R. Scott Murphy. Download Fun Stories For Your Drive To Work to start your comedy adventure. See you inside! Get a FREE FUN PACK when you become a part of the Fun Stories Nation group at www.mentalkickball.com. Enjoy Fun Stories video posts at www.facebook.com/FunStoriesSeries.HUMOR, HUMOR & ENTERTAINMENT, PARENTING & FAMILIES, SELF-HELP HAPPINESS, ROMANTIC COMEDY, PARODIES, SATIRE, ESSAYS, SHORT STORIES, CELEBRITY & POPULAR CULTURE, COMEDY, CULTURAL, ETHNIC & REGIONAL, CARTOONS, JOKES & RIDDLES, MEN, WOMEN & RELATIONSHIPS, TRAVEL, POP CULTURE, RADIO, TELEVISION, PERFORMING ARTS, FUNNY BOOKS, HUMOR ESSAYS, FUNNY SHORT STORIES, FUNNY MEMOIR, HUMOR MEMOIR, FUNNY BOOK CLUB BOOKS, FUNNY ESSAYS, HUMOR BOOKS, HUMOROUS BOOKS, GIFTS FOR MOM, GIFTS FOR GRADS, GIFTS FOR DAD, FUNNY GIFTS, LAUGH, LAUGH OUT LOUD, FUN, FUN, FUN, MORE COWBELL, COWBELL
  • Fun Stories For Your Drive To Work

    R. Scott Murphy

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 5, 2018)
    Is your drive to work bringing you down? Press your laughing pedal to the floor. Discover 20 hilarious stories that will chase your blues away. Featuring multiple tales from the top 10 of the iTunes comedy chart! Let’s face it. You don’t need stress relief. You need comic intervention. And when the rubber hits the road, R. Scott Murphy's laugh-out-loud stories will do more than soothe your road rage. They'll upgrade your whole day. From "Chick-fil-A Makes Me Feel Like Leonardo DiCaprio" to “Mind Game of Thrones," and Shamelessly Suggestive City Names," Murphy’s crack-up-worthy stories know no boundaries. With everyday observations similar to Seinfeld, Friends, and The Office, your sides may split before your first cup of coffee. A radio DJ and TV personality, award-winning author R. Scott Murphy won David Letterman's Late Show Top 10 Contest on four separate occasions. Fun Stories For Your Drive to Work is his classic collection of humorous essays and short stories. If you like off-the-wall fun, and the comedy of Jim Gaffigan, Ellen DeGeneres, or Stephen Colbert, then you'll love Murphy's brand of real-life hilarity. Buy Fun Stories For Your Drive to Work to drink up some industrial strength humor today!
  • Bob at the Plaza

    R. Murphy

    eBook (Soul Mate Publishing, May 27, 2015)
    Bob, our favorite martini-loving ghost, has vanished. Now Roz faces a miserable snowbound Crooked Lake winter alone. Well, almost alone. Thank goodness for David, the practical, kind grape grower who lives up the hill.What a winter it is! Record-breaking snows followed months later by record-setting rains. Ah, the joys of living on a lake shore when the spring floods arrive.High water, anyone?Undeterred by mice, sociopathic relatives, Carnegie Hall disasters, and spring floods, Roz searches for her MIA ghost. In the process she goes toe-to-toe with the hyper-verbal crowd at the Algonquin Round Table. Can Roz best smarty-pants Dorothy Parker in a game of wits? Will Harpo Marx finally speak out and help Bob return to Crooked Lake?For the answers to these and many other spirited questions, read BOB AT THE PLAZA!
  • Slowpoke: and the Guardians of Atopa

    R.M. Scott

    (Independently published, April 6, 2020)
    Slowpoke takes care of baby, three-toed sloths, and when a leaf thief steals all their food, he goes on the mission to get back the leaves. Slowpoke must learn to believe in himself to catch the thief and save the baby sloths--even if he's the slowest sloth in the rainforest.
  • Keeping Christmas

    Scott Murphy

    Paperback (Trafford Publishing, March 4, 2016)
    Start a new Christmas tradition this year with this warm, funny new children's book from author Scott Murphy. "Keeping Christmas" takes you and your family on a wonderful journey with a little boy who tries to figure out how to capture the feelings of Christmas. From snowball fights to setting traps for Santa, "Keeping Christmas" helps your children use their imagination to express what they love about the holiday. So grab a jar and this book to create some fun, new traditions that will be sure to have your family smiling all season long.
  • Slowpoke: and the Guardians of Atopa

    R.M. Scott

    language (, April 5, 2020)
    Slowpoke takes care of baby, three-toed sloths, and when a leaf thief steals all their food, he goes on the mission to get back the leaves. Slowpoke must learn to believe in himself to catch the thief and save the baby sloths--even if he's the slowest sloth in the rainforest.
  • Night Flying

    R. Murphy

    School & Library Binding (Topeka Bindery, April 16, 2002)
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  • Bob at the Plaza by R. Murphy

    R. Murphy

    Paperback (Soul Mate Publishing, March 15, 1808)
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