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Books with author R. J. Blain

  • Double Trouble: A Magical Romantic Comedy

    R.J. Blain

    eBook (Pen & Page Publishing, Nov. 26, 2019)
    This novel is also included in Water Witch: a Dustin Walker Anthology and Other Tales by RJ Blain.Layla, a recovering drug addict, reformed kleptomaniac, and general troublemaker, believes she has a one-way ticket straight to hell to go with her general rap sheet. Instead of jail time, she’s ordered to perform ninety days of community service.Her job is simple: she must keep two unicorns out of trouble.It doesn’t take her long to learn the truth: she’s been assigned to a dose of double trouble, and wherever the unicorns go, chaos and mayhem follow in their wake.One wants to take over the world.The other wants in her pants.Unless she pulls out all the stops, Layla won’t escape her community service time single or sane.Warning: this novel contains magic, mayhem, unicorns, romance, and bodies. Proceed with Caution.
  • Burn, Baby, Burn: A Magical Romantic Comedy

    R.J. Blain

    eBook (Pen & Page Publishing, May 14, 2019)
    Bailey and Quinn are back!Bailey Ember Gardener Quinn should’ve read the manual on caring for an incubus before marrying hers. The marriage license hadn’t mentioned anything about their sexy, insatiable ways. If she doesn’t get a single night of undisturbed rest soon, she’ll snap—or go on a napalm bender.Either would work.Recruiting Tiffany “Perkette” Perkins to be her partner-in-crime isn’t the best idea, but nothing says fun quite like a road trip, and Perkette the Misdemeanor Collecting Queen could teach the devil a thing or two about having a good time.Add in a string of rabies cases, more puppies than she can count (or readily adopt,) a job promotion, and her very own incubus in disguise on the hunt for her, and Bailey’s in for one hell of a ride.Warning: this novel contains excessive humor, a unicorn on a napalm bender, Quinn on the hunt, and more shenanigans than you can shake a stick at. Proceed with caution.
  • Last but not Leashed: A Magical Romantic Comedy

    R.J. Blain

    eBook (Pen & Page Publishing, June 26, 2018)
    Warning: This novella contains humor, romance, magic, a temporary escape from life, bodies, and puns. No plots were severely harmed during testing but they were put in time out due to hysterics.
  • Serial Killer Princess: A Magical Romantic Comedy

    R.J. Blain

    eBook (Pen & Page Publishing, March 6, 2018)
    Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.Why would anyone put a mermaid and a gorgon in the same room together? While Tulip enjoys being alive, her lineage brings her nothing but trouble.Snakes eat fish, and the mer love tearing apart their serpentine nemeses with their hands and teeth. As for the gorgons… she’d rather not think about them at all.The last thing Tulip wants is to rule the mer kingdom. First, she can barely swim. Second, she’s packing more than her fair share of her father’s genes. Third, what is a landlocked princess supposed to do with an aquatic kingdom?If she gets her way, nothing. Add in her dirty little serial killing secret, and she’s an international disaster waiting to happen.There’s just one small problem: her father’s bodyguard tempts her in ways no one should, and if she isn’t careful, he’ll uncover her secrets, domesticate her, and infect her with a severe case of normality.