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The Little Book of Christmas Jokes
Nigel Baines
Paperback (Andersen Press, Oct. 6, 2016)A perfect stocking filler, The Little Book of Christmas Jokes will keep little ones laughing until the turkey's roasted!Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney?Because he had the floo!How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?He looks at his calen-deer.Who is never hungry at Christmas?The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
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The Funniest Dinosaur Joke Book Ever
Joe King, Nigel Baines
Paperback (Andersen Press, June 1, 2018)What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong? Because T. rex everything!Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes!
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The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!
Joe King, Nigel Baines
Paperback (Andersen Press, May 27, 2011)What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday?He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!
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Yuck's Fart Club
Matt, Dave, Nigel Baines
language (Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books, Jan. 1, 2013)Laugh your socks off with Yuck, the boy who loves bugs, slugs, and slime!In “Yuck’s Fart Club,” Yuck has a brilliant idea for a club and he’s inviting all his friends! Who would have thought they could make so many types of farts? But his sister, Polly, is determined to find out what Yuck is up to—and she’s in for an explosive surprise! In “Yuck’s Sick Trick,” Yuck does NOT want to go to school. He’s got a spelling test, and he’ll do anything to get out of it. Even if it means showing the whole family how revoltingly sick he can be….
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The Little Book of Football Jokes
Joe King, Nigel Baines
Paperback (Andersen Press, Aug. 1, 2018)What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!
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The Little Book of Spooky Jokes
Joe King, Nigel Baines
Paperback (Andersen Press, Jan. 1, 2018)What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell which witch is which What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can’t fool me, I can see right through you These and many more howlers will make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).
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The Funniest Animal Joke Book Ever
Joe King, Nigel Baines
Paperback (Andersen Press, Sept. 28, 2015)What is black, white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin!What do you call a pig who knows karate? Porkchop!What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck!You'll fall out of your tree laughing at these hilarious animal jokes!
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The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever
Anonymus, Nigel Baines
Mass Market Paperback (Andersen Press, Sept. 12, 2011)What happens if you see twin witches?You won’t be able to tell which witch is witch.What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?You can’t fool me, I can see right through you.Will: ‘Mum, all the children make fun of me.’Mum: ‘What do they say?’Will: ‘They say I’m a werewolf. Is it true?’Mum: ‘Of course not. Now comb your face and get ready for supper.’These and many more howlers to make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).
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Yuck's Slime Monster
Dave, Matt, Nigel Baines
Library Binding (Turtleback, May 1, 2012)FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. When Yuck is punished for bringing a slug to school, he invents a slime monster that attacks the school; and when Yuck's sister Polly has a birthday party and Yuck isn't invited, he decides to have a gross party that is much more fun.