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  • The Fart Games: It's Not The Hunger Games but they are Catching Farts On Fire

    Earl Edwards

    language (, Jan. 15, 2014)
    WARNING! WARNING ! This book contains silent but deadly farts.You wont hear them coming, they just sneak up on you. Proceed with caution! Are you ready to laugh out loud? Then buckle up and get ready to dive into the stinky world of Jim Bond. Why has Donald Frump Gathered The Greatest Farters in the world together for the Fart Games? Does he truly want to prove once and for all who is the Greatest of all time at breaking wind or is there more to this smelly situation? Join Shaka Farter from South Africa, Hiroshi Fartoshi from Japan and many others as they compete in the first ever International Fart Games. This aint the Hunger Games it's the Fart Games.
  • Jackie Robinson: 100 facts, letters, quotes and FBI files you didn't know about

    Earl Edwards

    language (, Jan. 3, 2014)
    Impress your friends, become an expert with all the little known facts you will learn about this great american hero.This book gives you 100 quick facts on number 42 of the Brooklyn Dodgers, Mr. Jackie Robinson. The first Black man to break baseball's color barrier and play in the Major Leagues. Did you know that the FBI kept a file on him? Why? Do you know that he had a relative that won a medal in the 1936 Olympics while Adolf Hitler looked on? Also included are letters he wrote to two presidents, some of his famous quotes and some of the FBI files that were kept on him.
  • Zombie Avengers: Slay The Zombies Or Fart Trying

    Earl Edwards

    language (, Jan. 2, 2014)
    Hey Zombie fans!If you don't laugh out loud in this hillarious adventure book with Dave, check your pulse, because you might be a Zombie too.The only thing Dave had to worry about was getting through the school day without having an accident in his pants. That is about to change. Before the week is over he will be transformed into the greatest zombie fighting super hero the world has ever known. ( who still has to worry about pooping in his pants)
  • Zombie Avengers: Jab Jabs vs Zombies

    Earl Edwards

    language (, Dec. 30, 2013)
    Ready for a truly unique and fascinating adventure? Are you sure you can handle zombie brains flying through the air like angry birds and ooozing eyeballs popping out of thier sockets? Then this story is for you my gross friend. The Zombies are bigger, faster, and stronger than ever before. Dave finds out (the hard way) that his super human farts are not enough to destroy the Zombies. How does a nine year old boy from New Orleans end up deep in the forest of a Zombie infested caribean Island fighting zombies? Where are his parents? What is this world coming to? Join Dave and his Zombie fighting friends in book two of the award winning "Zombie Avengers" series as they travel the world battling the walking dead. This time around Dave joins forces with the feared JabJab tribe from deep within the Forest of a tropical Island. He must come up with a master plan in order to save the people on the island from becoming Zombie Snacks.
  • Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

    Earl Edwards

    eBook
    Hey guys, are you ready to yuck it up and bond with your little rascals? This joke book is filled with good clean jokes that have been kid tested and kid approved. Yes we know they can be silly but everyone loves a good knock knock joke. Stimulate their creativity and build their growing vocabulary with this hilarious joke book. Get ready for hours of fun and laughter on your next car trip. encourage them to come up with thier own jokes too. Knock Knock. who's there? Walter. Walter who? Walter you waiting for? Down load this hilarious ebook now and start lauging it up with the kids.
  • Zombie Avengers: Slay The Zombies or Fart Trying

    Earl Edwards

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 7, 2013)
    All Dave ever wanted was to be a regular kid with regular kid problems. All he wanted was a cure for his little farting problem, but little did he know that the search for that cure would end up changing his life forever. Little did he know that he would become the greatest zombie fighting machine that the world has ever seen.
  • Knock Knock Jokes For KIds

    Mr Earl Edwards

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 17, 2013)
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  • The Fart Games

    Earl Edwards

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Dec. 4, 2013)
    Are you ready to laugh out loud? Then buckle up and get ready to dive into the stinky world of Jim Bond. Why has Donald Frump Gathered The Greatest Farters in the world together for the Fart Games? Does he truly want to prove once and for all who is the Greatest of all time at breaking wind or is there more to this smelly situation? Join Shaka Farter from South Africa, Hiroshi Fartoshi from Japan and many others as they compete in the first ever International Fart Games. This aint the Hunger Games it's the Fart Games.
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  • Zombie Avengers: Jab Jab vs Zombies

    Earl Edwards

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 7, 2013)
    Join Dave and his Zombie fighting friends in part two of the award winning "Zombie Avengers" series as they travel the world battling Zombie uprisings wherever they arise. This time around Diarrhea Dave joins forces with the JabJab Warriors from the Island of Grenada. He must come up with a master plan in order to save the people of Grenada from becoming zombie food. This time around the Zombies are bigger, faster, and stronger than ever before, but this is fight Dave and the Jab Jabs can't afford to loose.
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  • Zoe the Zebra: A World Adventurers for Kids Book

    Mr M.G. Edwards

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 1, 2013)
    The third book in the World Adventurers for Kids Series, “Zoe the Zebra” is an illustrated picture book that teaches children about bullying. A young zebra named Zoe who lives in the African bush joins forces with her friends Emma the Impala, Barry the Baboon, and other animals to protect their friend Wally the Warthog from a pack of bullying hyenas. Can they help him and stop the bullying? Inspired by the author’s safari adventures in Africa, the story features Zoe and a host of safari animals, including giraffes, hippos, and lions. Fun for kids and adults alike, the story will take children to the African plains and teach them how to handle bullies. “Zoe the Zebra” features 22 full-color illustrations.
  • Ellie the Elephant: A World Adventurers for Kids Book

    Mr. M.G. Edwards

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, April 7, 2013)
    Book two in the World Adventurers for Kids Series, “Ellie the Elephant” is an illustrated picture book that encourages children to follow their dreams. A young elephant named Ellie who lives in Thailand dreams of joining the elephant polo team and playing in the Elephant Cup polo tournament, but her parents want her to work in the rice fields. Will she realize her dream of playing elephant polo? Inspired by the author’s adventures in Thailand and real elephant polo matches, the story features Ellie the Elephant and her family, Monk the Monkey, and human boys Wasan and Wattana. Fun for kids and adults alike, the story will introduce them to the amazing game of elephant polo and inspire children to dream big.
  • Emojis Vs. Punctuation Marks: Battle Of The Keyboard

    Mr. Mansu Edwards

    Paperback (Biscuits And Yogurt, LLC, Feb. 12, 2018)
    The Punctuation Marks are trying to stave off extinction in a digital world controlled by the powerful Emojis. They feel neglected and abandoned by humanity in the Internet Age. The Punctuation Marks want to relive the pre-digital glory days and try enlisting the services of The Alphabets and Numbers. An African American girl. Danna and her family are caught in the midst of the war.