Books with author Mike Leonetti

Do you miss the action heroes of the ‘80s and ‘90s?Tired of delicate sensibilities and toned-down PG-13 muck?Meet Sid Hansen. He’s the finest killing machine the secret shadow government has ever produced. Feelings? He doesn't have them. Manners? Nope. Remorse? Absolutely not. This guy would detonate a bus full of kittens to kill one terrorist. He shoots first and asks questions never.So why is he running a cash register in a video store? Good question. The answer is complicated-and it’s about to get a lot more complicated because an 8-foot-tall super zombie, a mystical ninja, teams of commandos in unmarked black helicopters, and an unstoppable super soldier are all coming to kill Sid. Why? Because of a girl…But don’t worry about things getting all sappy. Sid doesn’t have time for that. And this isn’t that kind of story. This is a story about crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of the women.Boredom is a disease... and Rated R is the cure. So go ahead, pick up this thriller and make your day.Note: This is the Studio Interference Edition of Rated R with extra, never-before-seen content. That means:-More satanic bikers!-More kung fu for the Asian market!-More product endorsements!-More obscure nerd culture references only five or ten people will get!-More steak!

This book is seriously messed up.This book is that weird old guy wearing faded army pants at the gun show who tells you the Jews and the blacks are conspiring to destroy America and then tries to get you to come back to his car to look at his snuff tapes.This book is what Leonard Lake would be reading in prison right now if he didn't chomp down on that cyanide tablet.It's deranged. It's toxic. It takes grimdark to an extreme that no one was asking for. It's all of the worst things about the First Amendment condensed into 678 pages of violence, misogyny, racial slurs, infanticide, and a little bit of cannibalism.What’s it about? It’s about mercenaries who work for the New World Order fighting a secret war against reptilian humanoids, and the plot is surprisingly coherent for a piece of fiction that was clearly written by an unhinged maniac.Don’t believe any of this? Go ahead. Find out for yourself. But reading it will probably make you a bad person.

Sid Hansen is a remorseless, death dealing, super soldier--and he works at Gamestop.That’s right. Kill Team One now has a job in a videogame retail store filled with cranky customers, shoplifters, crying kids, and people who just haven't figured out how to use Steam yet. SPOILER ALERT: It’s a situation that can't possibly end well. And it’s about to get a whole lot worse…A global organization of radical Islamists have tracked Sid all the way from the mountains of Afghanistan, where he may or may not have been kinda sorta responsible for just some itty bitty little crimes against humanity. Hell-bent on revenge, they’ve planned the largest martyrdom operation ever conducted. Buildings will crumble. The streets will run red with blood. Their jihad will not end until they have accomplished their sole objective--to kill Kill Team One.But their enemy is a godless murder machine capable of violence even these barbarians can't imagine, so he's going to paint a very clear picture for them...

An illustrated celebration of hockey's most exciting decade. For hockey fans, the game was never better than during the 1980's, the decade with the highest scoring in the history of the NHL. The term firewagon hockey refers to the fast and furious type of play during that time. Firewagon Hockey celebrates the stars of that decade with lively text, detailed stats and dramatic photography. Organized by season, the book describes the dramatic highlights: who was in, who was out, and how the game changed. The top five players of each season are featured and profiled. Firewagon Hockey profiles the beginnings of many Hall of Fame careers including: Wayne Gretzky Mario Lemieux Steve Yzerman Mark Messier Grant Fuhr Paul Coffey Brett Hull. A special section covers the prime of Wayne Gretzky who tore through the record book with unmatched stats. Another section records the exploits of hockey's last dynasties, the New York Islanders and the Edmonton Oilers. This book is abundantly illustrated with photography from the Dennis Miles Collection, Sports Illustrated and the Bruce Bennett Studios. Firewagon Hockey is a nostalgia book for hockey fans wanting to relive the NHL's most glorious decade.

Sid Hansen is a remorseless, death dealing, super soldier--and he works at GameStop.That’s right. Kill Team One now has a job in a videogame retail store filled with cranky customers, shoplifters, crying kids, and people who just haven't figured out how to use Steam yet. SPOILER ALERT: It’s a situation that can't possibly end well. And it’s about to get a whole lot worse…A global organization of radical* Islamists have tracked Sid all the way from the mountains of Afghanistan, where he may or may not have been kinda sorta responsible for just some itty bitty little crimes against humanity. Hell-bent on revenge, they’ve planned the largest martyrdom operation ever conducted. Buildings will crumble. The streets will run red with blood. Their jihad will not end until they have accomplished their sole objective--to kill Kill Team One.But their enemy is a godless murder machine capable of violence even these barbarians can't imagine, so he's going to paint a very clear picture for them...*These radicals in no way represent the peace loving majority of Muslims.

It's the start of a new school year, and ten-year-old Paul is just starting to play hockey on a team. More than anything else, he loves to practice his shots in the driveway with his Dad. But soon after school begins, Paul's Dad gets a promotion at work and he no longer has time to play with Paul. Luckily, they can still have fun together watching the most exciting hockey ever - the showdown between Team Canada and the Soviet Union for the title of best hockey team in the world. At first, the Soviet team has the lead; then, the Canadian team rallies. No one can tell who is going to win the series. At last, the day of the tie-breaking final game arrives and Paul's school principal announces that everyone can go home to watch it. Paul is happy to go home, but sad to think that he won't be able to share this great moment with his Dad. But then he learns that you never can tell what will happen - sometimes our heroes overcome all the odds, just when we least expect it. Here is an enduring classic for all fans of the game, young and old. With wonderful, evocative and colorful illustrations, and information at the back of the book about the historic 1976 Canada-Soviet Union series.

All the stats and stories on the star players that make NHL hockey the great game it is. Hockey Now! provides hockey fans with the most up-to-date insider information on key players, every team and all the latest trades. Like the previous editions, the sixth is jam-packed with 140 colorful action photos of star players in the heat of game competition. There are profiles of the top 70 players, including such stars as: Sidney Crosby Alex Ovechkin Chris Pronger Martin Brodeur Miikka Kiprusoff Jarome Iginla Jonathan Toews Patrick Kane Danny Heatly Joe Thornton Mike Green Many of these players are also regular members of their national teams, where so many up-and-coming stars make their names. Hockey Now! features stars from both Eastern Conference and Western Conference teams: the game breakers, the impact players and all the hot, new talent that keeps the NHL in the top ranks of professional sports. Fast-paced, totally up-to-date and strikingly illustrated, Hockey Now! is the ultimate fan's book on the superstars playing the "world's fastest game."

Completely revised, with 20 new profiles. Hockey Now provides the hockey fan with the latest information on the highest-flying stars of the National Hockey League, including Jaromir Jagr, Martin Brodeur, Jarome Iginla, Peter Forsberg, Bryan McCabe, Chris Pronger, Jason Spezza and llya Kovalchuk. Mike Leonetti also profiles the rising new talents of the game, including Sidney Crosby, Alexander Ovechkin, Eric Staal and Dion Phaneuf. Featuring 70 action-packed profiles, Hockey Now is the insider's bible on: Masked Marvels -- the very best goaltenders Rear Guards -- the defensemen who clean up their own end of the ice Blueline Attack -- the high-flying defensemen who so often lead the attack Power Forwards -- the fast and talented shotmakers Playmakers -- the quarterbacks of hockey Snipers -- the quick, elusive players with deadly accurate shots Hitmen -- the bad guys of hockey who dominate with a big check Young Guns -- the up-and-coming superstars. Fast-paced and up-to-date with striking action photographs, Hockey Now is the best book on the superstars playing the world's fastest game.

An illustrated celebration of hockey's most exciting decade. For hockey fans, the game was never better than during the 1980's, the decade with the highest scoring in the history of the NHL. The term firewagon hockey refers to the fast and furious type of play during that time. Firewagon Hockey celebrates the stars of that decade with lively text, detailed stats and dramatic photography. Organized by season, the book describes the dramatic highlights: who was in, who was out, and how the game changed. The top five players of each season are featured and profiled. Firewagon Hockey profiles the beginnings of many Hall of Fame careers including: Wayne Gretzky Mario Lemieux Steve Yzerman Mark Messier Grant Fuhr Paul Coffey Brett Hull. A special section covers the prime of Wayne Gretzky who tore through the record book with unmatched stats. Another section records the exploits of hockey's last dynasties, the New York Islanders and the Edmonton Oilers. This book is abundantly illustrated with photography from the Dennis Miles Collection, Sports Illustrated and the Bruce Bennett Studios. Firewagon Hockey is a nostalgia book for hockey fans wanting to relive the NHL's most glorious decade.