Books with author Mike Joens

Crime doesn't pay for everyone. These short stories - all true - show you how true crime doesn't always end in gory bloodbaths. Sometimes, the criminals are so ill-prepared or lacking in criminal cunning they practically convict themselves. The nudist colony offers no shelter to the fully-clothed man. Stealing urine doesn't lead to sobriety. Santa is more magical than most burglars.These are just a few lessons you can learn from these uncommonly silly criminals.