Books with author Michael Paris

KNOCK KNOCK JOKESDownload This Great Book Today! Available To Read On Your Computer, MAC, Smartphone, Kindle Reader, iPad, or Tablet!Love a good knock knock joke? Then this is the book for you!Inside this book there are hundreds of the funniest knock knock jokes, suitable for all ages. These jokes will be sure to keep the whole family entertained for hours!Get your copy today!

Where am I? Who am I and what is going on around me? Zero is a 10 year old boy and has lost his memories. He doesn't know how he got here but he knows he has to run away from the explosions, the shots, the dying people and the violence around him. He doesn't know why this fight is raging, why aliens kill everyone, but he knows that he wants to stay alive. At any price! Just like him there are others on the run and everyone follows this rumor about this far away place where everyone will be safe ...Will Zero survive and will he ever reach this place?

Onen the Teon (half-tiger half-lion, half-neon… duh) wants what every self-respecting prince of the magic jungle wants...Bloody spoils. Great glory.But Onen just turned seven and can’t beat up your average duckling (cuz of size, not spirit). He also can’t sneak up on your average duckling because Onen glows like a firework on the dark side of the moon.Onen’s got a duckling complex.But in the Jungle Kingdom there’s more than one path to glory…

We live in a world that is not always fair to children. After all, it should never hurt to be a kid. Most parents want the best for their children, so we bring you Nate Knoodle and his friends, who will help kids learn everyday situations in a safe and educational way...using your noodle, and stay calm, cool and in control. Topics ranging from abduction, peer pressure, dealing with kids who are different, to learning how to show respect for people, regardless of their skin color or social status. Knoodlehead - A Guide to Important Things All Kids Need to Know is a must read for all kids.""So refreshing to find a book that covers so many topics that kids need to know about. My fifth grade class loved reading it!"" -- Barb G. Teacher, Chicago, IL""Every kid in America from 8 to 12 needs to read this book. Outstanding!"" -- Jarrod D. Teacher, Phoenix, AZ

We live in a world that is not always fair to children. After all, it should never hurt to be a kid. Most parents want the best for their children, so we bring you Nate Knoodle and his friends, who will help kids learn everyday situations in a safe and educational way…using your noodle, and stay calm, cool and in control. Topics ranging from abduction, peer pressure, dealing with kids who are different, to learning how to show respect for people, regardless of their skin color or social status. Knoodlehead – A Guide to Important Things All Kids Need to Know is a must read for all kids.“So refreshing to find a book that covers so many topics that kids need to know about. My fifth grade class loved reading it!”— Barb G. Teacher, Chicago, IL“Every kid in America from 8 to 12 needs to read this book. Outstanding!”— Jarrod D. Teacher, Phoenix, AZ

A gripping tale of four young children plunged into a harsh, medieval world.Zak is 12 and lives for his football. He admits he’s not the greatest student but does find history pretty cool. Daniella, his slightly annoying younger sister, loves nothing more than to sing and dance. Their neighbours, Beth and her younger brother Tommy, are their best friends. Life is pretty normal, until strange noises and flashing lights start coming from the house behind - Snakey’s house. Despite being a little afraid of this mysterious old man, they feel drawn to investigate. Before they know it, their whole world is turned upside down as they are launched on a wild journey, where not only are they in danger, but so are the people they encounter. Zak is forced to use whatever he can remember from his history lessons to battle the dangers and lift their flagging spirits as they try to return home. But to make matters worse, they don’t know how to get back.

A gripping tale of four young children plunged into a harsh, medieval world.Zak is 12 and lives for his football. He admits he’s not the greatest student but does find history pretty cool. Daniella, his slightly annoying younger sister, loves nothing more than to sing and dance. Their neighbours, Beth and her young brother Tommy, are their best friends. Life is pretty normal, until strange noises and flashing lights start coming from the house behind - Snakey’s house. Despite being a little afraid of this mysterious old man, they feel drawn to investigate. Before they know it, their whole world is turned upside down as they are launched on a wild journey, where not only are they in danger, but so are the people they encounter. Zak is forced to use whatever he can remember from his history lessons to battle the dangers and lift their flagging spirits as they try to return home. But to make matters worse, they don’t know how to get back.