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For the Last Time, "Who's There?": Thousands of Jokes for Absolutely Everyone

Michael Kilgarriff

Mass Market Paperback (Ballantine Books, Oct. 30, 2007)

A vast two-in-one compilation of hundreds of jokes for readers of all ages features two classic humor collections—1,000 Jokes for Kids of All Ages and 1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids.Laugh-packed with 2,000 jokes—from knock knocks to limericks, from silly teasers to wacky wordplay, from gags to rhymes without reason—this hilarious chucklefest is guaranteed to put a smile on your face and produce guffaws from jokesters young and old. In fact, if this book doesn’t tickle your funny bone, then you probably don’t have one.Knock, knockWho's there?DishesDishes who?Dishes your new favorite book, that's who!

1,000 Jokes for Kids of All Ages

Michael Kilgarriff

Mass Market Paperback (Ballantine Books, July 12, 1986)

Kids love jokes of all kinds. So here are 1,000 jokes of all kinds about everything kids think is funny. From pets and their owners, to doctors, families, waiters, rhymes, silly stories, and more, indulge a childlike sense of humor with jokes they'll love to laugh at."My dog's got no nose.""Poor thing! How does he smell?""Terrible."What do you do with a sick wasp?Take it to a waspital!

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Stupid Jokes for Kids

Michael Kilgarriff

Mass Market Paperback (Ballantine Books, Jan. 14, 1991)

What do you get when you cross a bee with a bell?A real humdinger.What happened at the flea circus?A dog came on and stole the show.What do liars do when they die?Lie still.And hundreds more!

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Oh No! Not Another 1,000 Jokes for Kids

Michael Kilgarriff

Mass Market Paperback (Ballantine Books, May 12, 1987)

Catch your breath for another go-around to leave your funnybone weak and your sides aching! Kids of all ages will rush to buy Michael Kilgarriff's newest rib-ticklers--and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank! Previously published by Ward Lock, Ltd.

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1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Michael Kilgarriff

Mass Market Paperback (Ballantine Books, Nov. 12, 1986)

Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love.Knock-knock.Who's there?Dishes.Dishes who?Dishes your friend, open the door.Knock, knock.Who's there?Lena.Lena who?Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.

5001 Jokes for Kids

Michael Kilgarriff

Paperback (Ward Lock, Jan. 30, 1986)

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1,000 More Jokes for Kids

Michael Kilgarriff

Mass Market Paperback (Ballantine Books, Feb. 12, 1987)

Can kids ever get enough jokes? They love to hear them and they love to tell them. For the juvenile jokesters, here is a book full of jokes--1,000 of them, actually. Jokes of all kinds--acting stupid jokes, pet jokes, doctor jokes, knock-knock jokes, love jokes, Christmas jokes, rhyming jokes, and many many more. For one thousand laughs, try 1,000 MORE JOKES FOR KIDS."Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?""'Cause there are too many cheetahs about.""What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?""About three thousand miles."