Books with author Michael Bryant

Ages: 7 to 12 / Grades: 3 to 6.Loved by kids, parents, teachers and librarians alike.Shortlisted for three 2019 children’s-choice awards.In So Wrong one, prepare to meet:Mitey Mikey, the world’s greatest life coach for kids (according to him).A dangerously overloaded diaper.A terrible bully who completely loses his head.A remote-control that fixes bad parental attitudes with the click of a button.The Veree Hungree Caterpooper.And much more!From the diabolically dangerous duo of author Michael Wagner and artist Wayne Bryant comes a silly, random and hilarious collection of twisted tales, crazy commercials, questionable life lessons and other forms of laugh-out-loud madness.It’s a hyperactive grab-bag of wit, warmth and cheekiness, which makes So Wrong so right!IMPORTANT: Each book is a stand-alone title. You do NOT have to read the series in order.

Ages: 7 to 12 / Grades: 3 to 6.Loved by kids, parents, teachers and librarians alike.Shortlisted for three 2019 children’s-choice awards.In So Wrong 2, prepare to meet:Nan the Forgetful Nudist.Warren the One-legged Wonder Dog.Steve McSpleen – the hardest-working spleen in show business!BIG Red Riding Hood.Thomas the Tank.And much more!From the diabolically dangerous duo of author Michael Wagner and artist Wayne Bryant comes a silly, random and hilarious collection of twisted tales, crazy commercials, questionable life lessons and other forms of laugh-out-loud madness.It’s a hyperactive grab-bag of wit, warmth and cheekiness, which makes So Wrong so right!IMPORTANT: Each book is a stand-alone title. You do NOT have to read the series in order.

Ages: 7 to 12 / Grades 3: to 6.Loved by kids, parents, teachers and librarians alike.Shortlisted for three 2019 children’s-choice awards.In So Wrong one, prepare to meet:Mitey Mikey, the world’s greatest life coach for kids (according to him).A dangerously overloaded diaper.A terrible bully who completely loses his head.A remote-control that fixes bad parental attitudes with the click of a button.The Veree Hungree Caterpooper.And much more!From the diabolically dangerous duo of author Michael Wagner and artist Wayne Bryant comes a silly, random and hilarious collection of twisted tales, crazy commercials, questionable life lessons and other forms of laugh-out-loud madness.It’s a hyperactive grab-bag of wit, warmth and cheekiness, which makes So Wrong so right!IMPORTANT: Each book is a stand-alone title. You do NOT have to read the series in order.

Ages: 7 to 12 / Grades: 3 to 6.Loved by kids, parents, teachers and librarians alike.Shortlisted for three 2019 children’s-choice awards.In So Wrong 3, prepare to meet:Betsy the Butt-Slapping Baby.Steve McSpleen – the world’s most poetic human spleen!Bullies … sumos … ninjas!A stench that can’t be beat.A bored little boy who accidentally starts World War III.And much more!From the diabolically dangerous duo of author Michael Wagner and artist Wayne Bryant comes a silly, random and hilarious collection of twisted tales, crazy commercials, questionable life lessons and other forms of laugh-out-loud madness.It’s a hyperactive grab-bag of wit, warmth and cheekiness, which makes So Wrong so right!IMPORTANT: Each book is a stand-alone title. You do NOT have to read the series in order.

Did the Beatles originate the Beatle haircut? boots? collarless jackets? No. Did they start the trend of self-contained rock groups (three guitarists and a drummer) composing their own hits? No. Did the British musical invasion end American performers' careers? Dominate American music charts? No and no. Surprised? Relying on music industry data (Top 40 and 100 lists, U.S. and U.K. hits by British groups, British groups' hits on the 1964 U.S. charts, 1980s television commercials employing "oldies" music, and other comparisons), The Beatle Myth rebuts the revisionist rock historians who greatly exaggerated the impact of the Beatles and other British groups upon the U.S. pop music scene beginning in 1964. Widely held (and cherished!) myths that have grown over the years are debunked in the process.

Ages: 7 to 12 / Grades: 3 to 6.Loved by kids, parents, teachers and librarians alike.Shortlisted for three 2019 children’s-choice awards.In So Wrong 2, prepare to meet:Nan the Forgetful Nudist.Warren the One-legged Wonder Dog.Steve McSpleen – the hardest-working spleen in show business!BIG Red Riding Hood.Thomas the Tank.And much more!From the diabolically dangerous duo of author Michael Wagner and artist Wayne Bryant comes a silly, random and hilarious collection of twisted tales, crazy commercials, questionable life lessons and other forms of laugh-out-loud madness.It’s a hyperactive grab-bag of wit, warmth and cheekiness, which makes So Wrong so right!IMPORTANT: Each book is a stand-alone title. You do NOT have to read the series in order.

** So Wrong 2 shortlisted for the 2019 YABBA, KOALA AND CROC Awards**So Wrong THREE!Seriously?!As some people never learn, creators Michael Wagner and Wayne Bryant are back with a book that takes wrongness to new heights and depths! Prepare to meet:•Betsy the Butt-Slapping Baby•a human spleen with a romantic heart•a mysterious stench•bullies … sumos … ninjas•and a bored little boy who accidentally starts World War III.If you’re after a gaggle of giggles, a hive of hilarity or a flock of fun, this is the series for you. Nothing is more bonkers than So Wrong.

I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?-Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name"I succeeded! It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2."-Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first nameThe Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap.Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.

What in the world is going on?What do you do when you find a classmate beaten up, his new bike taken from him by the school's most dangerous bully? If you're Neil Everheart, you agree to get the bike back from the bully, which means an after-school showdown in front of half the school. And that's just in the first few pages of Bikes and Bullies.Soon more new bikes are missing in Greenbelt, where Neil lives, even though Neil's father, the town's Chief of Detectives, says no bikes have been reported stolen. What in the world is going on? It's a mystery that Neil can't resist, even though he should, because soon it becomes bigger and more dangerous than he could have guessed-or might survive.