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Fake Friends
Matthew Dean
language (, Jan. 21, 2020)A short story about my life as a teenager, the main story is about me having feelings for my best friend Abby, she dates my fake friend Jonathan.
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A New Home
Matthew Dean
language (Matthew Dean, Sept. 27, 2013)Carlee is typical eleven-year-old: she loves roasted swan, hates swamp slugs, owns her own lakeside cottage, and has a dragon for a best friend, named Charlie.When Charlie accidentally burns down Carlee's cottage, the two friends set out to search for a new home. Unfortunately, the village mob, two murderous trolls, and a psychotic wizard with low self-esteem stand in their way.The first novelette of The Adventures of Carlee and Charlie, humorist Matthew Dean's debut satirical series for grown-up children and child-like adults.“An astounding account of the dragon incident. This is a must-have book for our village.”-Furrybottom Flyer“If nothing else, it is a guide to navigating relationships between humans and dragons. Who cooks? Who flies? This book delves into all these sensitive issues and more.”-The Kingdom Kourier
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Kingdom 46
Matthew Dean
language (Matthew Dean, Oct. 10, 2013)When King Herbert Shrub hears of the incident in Furrybottom, he is convinced by his advisors to declare a full-scale war against dragons.Unfortunately, there's just one dragon in the kingdom: a perfectly friendly dragon named Charlie, whose only companion is a little girl named Carlee. When Charlie is captured, Carlee sets out to rescue him from the clutches of the kingdom and the politics of war.The second novelette of The Adventures of Carlee and Charlie, a slightly satirical series for grown-up children and child-like adults.“There is no better book about dragon terrorism in the modern world. All the kings horses and all the kings men should decree that 'Carlee and Charlie' goes to the bestseller list again.” - The Kingdom Kourier“If you were confused about the dragon-terror-alert-system color code, look no further. Now you no longer have to fear dragons randomly. The King and his advisers will tell you exactly when to be afraid. And that provides peace of mind.”- Furrybottom Flyer
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When Dinosaurs Ruled the Basement
William L. Deandrea, Matthew Deandrea
Paperback (Camelot, Dec. 1, 1995)Discovering a real baby dinosaur running around in their basement, twelve-year-old Jon and his little brother, Michael, step through a time warp to gather evidence and become lost in a world full of prehistoric monsters. Original.
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The Pizza That Time Forgot
William L. Deandrea, Matthew Deandrea
Paperback (Camelot, Jan. 1, 1999)Jon, Michael, and Gemma's pizza party is ruined when the tree supporting their treehouse topples them into the nineteenth century and into the hands of the terrible Twisters
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Night of the Living Yogurt
William L. Deandrea, Matthew Deandrea
Paperback (Camelot, June 1, 1996)Michael, Jon, and Gemma become suspicious when the school clocks start spinning backward, the grumpy vice-principal turns friendly, and thirty-two gallons of yogurt disappear, and their investigations give way to a yogurt monster. Original.
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Master Wallum
Matthew Dean
(Matthew Dean, Dec. 29, 2017)On the day Carlee had her ninth birthday, there was no celebration. No one brought her a birthday cake or sang her a song. She didn’t get a toy to play with, or a party with lots of smiling faces. She was a slave of the terrible Master Wallum. But all of that would change, on the day when a dragon emerged from the forest.
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Wallum Mart
Matthew Dean
eBook (Matthew Dean, Dec. 29, 2017)Carlee and Charlie are finding it hard to get along, which is not making for a great day for Carlee. But it is about to get a lot worse when she runs into the worst of all horrible people: her former slave master Wallum and his terrible daughters. But they aren't the only new ones to show up in the kingdom...