Books with author Mary Smith

A #1 Best Selling Children's Book! Parents and children love Do Monsters Wear Undies! “Do Monsters Wear Undies will make kids laugh out loud, and they will want to read it over and over." - Shawn “The kids in my preschool class love it. It is fast becoming a favorite of the class. I highly recommend this book!” - Jane Jones Preschool Teacher “My granddaughter who is 8 years old loved the book. Thank you for inspiring young readers to read!" - Tence “My kids laughed from start to finish and wanted more.” - Cathy “This book is excellent! Makes the kids laugh and is easy to read. Well worth the buy!" - Janel “I'm a lover of all things that rhyme, but when it can make my 6 year old son laugh...you know it has to be great! Mark Smith hit a home run with undies for this story line." - Angela Best selling children's book author Mark Smith answers the question that every child wants to know. Do Monsters Wear Undies? Find out for yourself in this fully illustrated rhyming picture book that comes to life with bright vibrant colors, and a catchy rhythm that kids will fall in love with. Hooray for underwear! Says a giant monster bear. He wears his boxer shorts while playing his favorite sports. Say hi to Max, A monster who wears slacks. He has purple hair and matching purple underwear. This book has been created with early readers in mind, but the whole concept will appeal to the kid in all of us. Do monsters wear undies? What are you waiting for? Grab a copy and find out for yourself!

“A non-stop laughing adventure! I want more!" - Shawn“Farts, egg salad, boogers and big sisters. My son can relate to all of these and more!" - MIke“One of the best fart books I have read all summer!" - Jessie“Gross, disgusting and crude! I LOVED IT!" - JimWhat do you get when you feed a fart monster nothing but egg salad? You get the worst smelling farts in the world, and Jimmy is about to use these nasty paint peeling farts to get some stinky sweet revenge on his older booger flicking sister. What happens next could only be described as a hilariously funny, disgusting, shocking plan for revenge. Who will win? Jimmy's evil older sister, or the fart monster that lives under his bed? Grab a gas mask and get ready to laugh your butt off with your own copy of FART MONSTER!

Spark is a bedtime rhyming picture book for children. Children will enjoy the rhyming rhythm, and the funny color illustrations will make them giggle with delight. Every child is afraid of the dark, but not with Spark. Spark is a nightlight that keeps things nice and bright.“No monsters, no worry. No creepers in a hurry.No snakes. No Spiders.No Skeleton bike riders.”What other things will Spark keep out at night? There is only one way to find out! You and your children will have to read every single page! Sure to become a classic!

Spring break bound, Annabelle Jones is convinced she’s about to have the vacation of all vacations. However, her plans of perfection come to a halt when a call about her bipolar brother requires her immediate attention. Hoping to right any wrongs by the nights end, and confident she’ll still be getting on a plane to Florida the next morning, Annabelle makes her way back to her hometown. Unfortunately, her confidence disappears the moment she arrives in Lansing and finds the situation to be much worse than anticipated. Though the likelihood of spending a week straight in paradise with her perfect boyfriend quickly diminishes, there is one thing Annabelle was right about; this WILL be the most epic Spring Break ever!

It is time to Explore Our Incredible World! In this fully illustrated book, children will find out what makes baby turtles so incredible. They will find out what they eat, where they live and what makes them different from full grown turtles. It is all about exploration and learning in a fun way.Your children will love the full color photographs that spring to life on every model of the Kindle. Children will consider themselves experts on baby turtles when they finish reading this fun filled adventure.Here is what is inside.IntroTurtle EggsHow are baby turtles different than full grown turtles?Why do turtles bury their eggs?IncubationHow Do Turtles Lay Eggs?How Long Does It Take Turtle Eggs To Hatch?What Do Baby Turtles Eat?The Incredible Journey of One Baby Sea TurtleThis book has been designed with younger children in mind, but older kids will love the great pictures and fact filled information too. What are you waiting for? Start Exploring Our Incredible World today.

Making New Friends Can Be Tough...Oopie is a lonely dragon. All he wants to do is make a new friend. One day, he finds an injured butterfly and decides to help him. Oopie's kindness leads to a very bright future!Find out what happens next...Excellent for beginning and early readersGreat for reading aloud with friends and familyIllustrated storybook great for a quick bedtime storyThis book is especially great for bedtime, traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Scroll up and click 'buy' and spend some quality time with your child!

Unicorn Coloring BookMakes a great gift for any and all unicorn lovers!This is creative coloring book by is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid in relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed unicorn images. Each coloring page will take your mind off your day and help you relax into a fantasy world of your own.This awesome unicorn coloring book is perfect for kids, teens, or adults. Makes a wonderful gift, stocking stuffer, and party favor. Excellent for expressing creativity!Use Any of Your Favorite Coloring ToolsIncluding colored pencils, crayons, pens, and fine-tipped markers.One Image Per PageEach image is printed on one page for coloring and cutting out.Display Your Artwork or Give as a Gift!You can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 8.5” frame.Makes the Perfect Gift for Any Occasion!Surprise that special someone in your life and make them smile with this awesome unicorn coloring book. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your beautiful unicorn coloring book today!

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The crappiest book in the world is now available in print! Written with kids in mind, but adults can't seem to stop reading the train wreck of crappy information! Find out what all the stink is about before its becomes a #2 best seller! "Brilliant! Gross and Disgusting." I.P. Freely "Prefect bathroom book" John Crapper "The crappiest book ever!"Ben Dover Best selling children's book author Mark Smith has takes you closer than you may ever want to get to the world of animal poop. Don't be afraid. Dive right in! There are very few books that will make you laugh, feel disgusted and amazed at the same exact time. That is exactly what Animal Poop - What's All the Stink About accomplishes. This book is for kids, but adults will find the train wreck of animal poop facts hard to put down too. Let's face the facts,there comes a time in every kids life when they want to know more about poo. They want to look at it real close. This book gives them that opportunity without getting their hands all dirty. Dive in and find gross and disgusting facts about: Animal Poop Lingo Which Species Produces the Most Feces Dinosaur Poop Putting Animal Poop to Good Use Poop Paper Poop Cakes Poop Coffee Poop Medicine Poop Jewelry Is Animal Poop Nature's Filter? Will Bird Poop Make You Look Young? Using Poop as a Disguise Find out what all the stink is about. Grab your copy of Animal Poop today before it becomes a number two best seller!

“A non-stop laughing adventure! I want more!" - Shawn “Farts, egg salad, boogers and big sisters. My son can relate to all of these and more!" - MIke “One of the best fart books I have read all summer!" - Jessie “Gross, disgusting and crude! I LOVED IT!" - Jim What do you get when you feed a fart monster nothing but egg salad? You get the worst smelling farts in the world, and Jimmy is about to use these nasty paint peeling farts to get some stinky sweet revenge on his older booger flicking sister. What happens next could only be described as a hilariously funny, disgusting, shocking plan for revenge. Who will win? Jimmy's evil older sister, or the fart monster that lives under his bed? Grab a gas mask and get ready to laugh your butt off with your own copy of FART MONSTER!

A #1 Best Selling Children's Book Is Now A Coloring Book! Parents and children love Do Monsters Wear Undies! “Do Monsters Wear Undies will make kids laugh out loud, and they will want to read it over and over." - Shawn “The kids in my preschool class love it. It is fast becoming a favorite of the class. I highly recommend this book!” - Jane Jones Preschool Teacher “My granddaughter who is 8 years old loved the book. Thank you for inspiring young readers to read!" - Tence “My kids laughed from start to finish and wanted more.” - Cathy “This book is excellent! Makes the kids laugh and is easy to read. Well worth the buy!" - Jane “I'm a lover of all things that rhyme, but when it can make my 6 year old son laugh...you know it has to be great! Mark Smith hit a home run with undies for this story line." - Angela Best selling children's book author Mark Smith answers the question that every child wants to know. Do Monsters Wear Undies? Find out for yourself in this fully illustrated rhyming picture book where you get to choose the colors, and a catchy rhythm that kids will fall in love with. Hooray for underwear! Says a giant monster bear. He wears his boxer shorts while playing his favorite sports. Say hi to Max, A monster who wears slacks. He has purple hair and matching purple underwear. This book has been created with early readers in mind, but the whole concept will appeal to the kid in all of us. Do monsters wear undies? What are you waiting for? Grab a copy and find out for yourself!