Books with author Mark Richards

A Twisted Anthology…“Reading this made me glad I’m illiterate” -David Duchovny’s catHorror. Romance. Sci-Fi. Memoir.All twisted up and shot out like a human cannonball at a Mardi Gras festival.Six novels you’ll feel compelled to read…And then wonder why you did.~A tale of reincarnation gone terribly wrong~A horror parody starring a killer with an unmatched sense of humor~A book about aliens, the apocalypse, and celebrity presidents~A memoir on the lighter side of mental illness~A sci-fi action thriller horror comedy short story novel~And a bathroom reader you'll have to hide when your guests arriveYou’ll laugh with every turn of the page, and then....Shame.A must-read for the demented. Go on. Make your friends hate you. Get your copy today.

IMPORTANT! READ BEFORE YOU PURCHASEThis is a KINDLE FIXED LAYOUT eBook intended to be used in conjunction with the print version. FIXED LAYOUTS are viewable on most Kindle devices such as Kindle Fire or newer. They are not readable on many e-ink devices, so we highly recommend you download the free “sample” to your device before you buy.*** DOWNLOAD THE FREE EBOOK SAMPLE PRIOR TO PURCHASING. ***The purpose of this ebook allows the user to print out pages for use in classrooms or individual use. INTERACTIVITY: The ebook has limited interactivity. “Pop-ups” have been included for easier reading of instructions, plus there are some fun “hidden” messages in the book. The forms / activities are not interactive."I Am Awesome! A Healthy Workbook for Kids" was written with the needs of our youth in mind. It was written for both boys and girls, especially the tweens (ages 8-12) and early teens (13-14). The author wrote with the intention of helping this age group develop positive self-esteem. Kids have many physical and psychological changes to deal with while going through puberty, plus they are trying to cope with pressure from family, friends, teachers, coaches, and society in general, to act a certain way, often with mixed messages. This informative and motivating book will help the owner work through several of those challenges.This workbook can be used alone, in an educational or counseling setting, or can be used by a parent or guardian to help a child. Each of the six chapters of the workbook addresses one of the Six Types of Maturity:Personal - gaining self-knowledge and self-esteem by trying to work on feeling better about oneself and one’s potential.Emotional - becoming aware of and able to understand and control one’s feelings and thoughts; developing a positive outlook on life.Physical - taking good care of oneself as the body grows and develops, especially in terms of a healthy diet, adequate exercise, getting enough sleep, having good hygiene, and staying safe.Social - Making and keeping friends; improving communication skills; being at ease with a variety of people.Intellectual - Understanding the importance of learning about the world around us; gaining knowledge about one’s interests; expanding one’s creative mind.Ethical - Developing a sense of right and wrong; deciding how to be perceived; becoming a responsible citizen.The book also contains an Appendix of Fun Things to Do & Good Things to Know.

Mark provides compelling evidence that wealthy satanist-psychopaths are waging a covert war right in your neighborhoods as they establish a global dictatorship known as the New World Order. Their potential enemies are placed under constant surveillance by the security forces and attacked with silent and traceless directed-energy weapons that leave no visible injury. These attacks are combined with psychological warfare used to inflict recurrent emotional pain.To enforce their rule on the street-level they have recruited a major portion of the civilian population to stalk and harass targeted individuals. [6x9 Paperback Edition has 258 pages]

Make every museum trip a new adventure! Here is the first in an exciting new series of guided journals for children aged 7–12. Take Me To Museums is the first book in an exciting new series of guided journals for young explorers. With its stylish design, zingy illustrations and handy size to pop in a bag, it’s a must-have accompaniment to every museum or gallery visit. The book is divided into five ‘adventure’ chapters. Every time children take a trip to a museum, a new adventure begins. On their journey around the gallery spaces they are encouraged to explore their surroundings, record their thoughts and draw what they see. Each chapter is unique – and so on every visit they will discover something different. No part of the museum is ignored – the buildings, cafe, shop and people- watching are all an equal part of the experience. Packed with facts about museums all over the world, the book also includes a timeline of museum history and a glossary of useful words. To wrap it all up there’s a section for making notes and a summary page for comparing the five adventures.

Aliens.Armageddon.And President Mel Gibson?America is in trouble, dudes.The country is in ruins after the president walls it up, sealing it like a giant prison. The rich get richer and the poor starve to death in the streets. Enter the Invaders, a secret society led by a charismatic and flawlessly handsome dude named Dave. Their mission: Destroy the forces in D.C. and take back the U.S.A.!Starlet Richter is your typical transgender American woman. After years of watching the place fall apart, she’s gonna do something about it. Eric Tisdsale is Starlet’s long-lost love. He’s making a pretty mundane living as a pool shark, until one phone call changes everything. Will they save each other? Themselves? The world? How about when they discover the president is not actually human, and there may be more of his kind hiding among us?"The worst thing you'll read all year!" raves the general population. "Fake News!" cries D.T. DAVE! is a science fiction comedy that features fast-paced action, pie-throwing clowns, nudists, and lots and lots of aliens. Equal parts Hitchhiker’s Guide and Coen Brothers, download now and laugh your way through the apocalypse!

Like reading Poe on nitrous oxide.Have you ever wanted to escape? Ever wished you were a character in a story?Be careful what you wish for.I wanted that once, too.And now here I am. And it sucks.How did I get here?What did I do to deserve this?Trapped in the nightmarish world of Edgar Allan PoeSort of.Why are these tales so much worse than the originals?Why is everyone I meet so annoying? And what’s the deal with their wonky eyeballs?E is for Eyeball is what happens when you put works of public domain into the hands of an incompetent lunatic.Horrific. Hilarious. Ridiculous.You'll laugh till your eyes pop out.“A real mustn’t read.” -Every Critic EverGet your copy today!These books do not need to be read in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

To be published under Folklore and Juvenile Fairy Tales, code JUV012020 (per recommendation by your Editorial Evaluation person). An animal story for children about manners and respecting others. An African animal folklore story about manners and respecting others. In the Tale of a Baboon from Bostswana an unmannerly baboon does not honor his promise to the tortoise, leaving the tortoise alone in the jungle late at night to find his way home. The tortoise then plans a party with his many animal friends for the baboon to teach the baboon manners.Watch for the honey badgers, scary and fun.

Three tales so awful, they'll make you want to wash your mind out with soap."The best thing I've read since the Farmer's Almanac!" -Unreliable source Snow White and the mini golf course Frankenstein meets Soylent GreenAn avid reader trapped in an Edgar Allan Poe nightmare These stories aren't normal. Pick up your copy today and see why readers are calling it, "Ludicrous. Hilarious. Almost life-changing. Almost."Like a stew, where you don't know what's in it, you don't know why you're eating it, but you can't stop. You’ll even ask for thirds.Note: This series does not need to be read in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

Gorgeous new series of touch & feel books that parents and childrencan enjoy together.Baby Animals encourages little ones to look for kitten.Cut-through holes reveal touch and feel clues to the animal on the next spread!Lively design combined with photography of cutebaby animals and simple text makes these the perfect books for parents toread-aloud to babies and toddlers. Touch and feel areas on every spread willencourage little ones to engage and participate in the story!