Life In A Heartbeat
D.T. MacKinnon
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(D.T. MacKinnon, Dec. 5, 2013)
Life In A Heartbeat1912 — the year the Titanic sinks, Dracula’s author, Bram Stoker dies . . . and Reverend Richard Collins swaggers into vampire, Dr. Charles Stark’s office with a plan to change both their fortunes.So what does happen when a greedy, off-kilter reverend imposes upon a self-absorbed, off-kilter vampire? A book deal among other things. But, as is so often the case when a man of the cloth and a creature of the night do business, somebody gets the short end of the stick . . . or does he?Excerpts: "Please . . . hear me out. I have saved the souls of many witches and several werewolves. I specialize in the truly lost-the blackest of souls. And your soul, Doctor, is blackest of all. It calls to me for salvation.""Not many men would be foolish enough to follow a vampire. You must have a very strong motivation to risk my . . . wrath. Why are you here? Pray do not insult me by telling me you wish to save my soul." "Imagine it? A reverend writes a vampire's life story. It would sell like mad. I would be . . . uh . . . I mean we would be rich." "Reverend, as a dedicated physician I feel that I must warn you that betraying a vampire would be extremely detrimental to your health.""Take heed from one who knows; it is the choice we make in a heartbeat that carelessly tumbles our lives like dice." "Once again, the die had tumbled and, once again, I was alone in the world.""Then what did you do?""I have been killing vampires ever since."