Books with author M. T. Lott

2019 Gift Ideas | White Elephant Gift | Fun Gift for KidsFarting animals are funny!This farting animal coloring book for kids (of all ages) is just what you've been looking for, even though you probably didn't know it!Color pictures of farting meerkats, dogs, pandas, giraffes, hippos, horses, kittens and more!Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh.Enjoy!Be sure to SHARE your coloring creations on Instagram with #fartinganimals.And, if you like this book, be sure to check out all of my coloring books including:the FARTING MAGICAL CREATURES COLORING BOOK, andthe SUPER CUTE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK.

Best 2020 Gift Idea | Gifts for Kids | Funny GiftsThere is no doubt, farts are funny!And, what is funnier than farting magical creatures? I defy you to respond with an answer that makes sense!Enjoy this silly and funny coloring book featuring 24 magical creatures in their natural habitats. Each illustrationcaptures a creature in the act of passing gas. In addition, each picture contains an important "fact" relating to the magicalcreature and its flatulence. This is necessary information for any fart expert to know.Creatures in this book include:unicorndragonmermaidgnomeleprechauntrollgoblingriffinand more!The Farting Magical Creatures Coloring Book makes a great gift for kids, the best white elephant gift, an unexpected stocking stuffer, or just an awesome gag gift.Be sure to SHARE your coloring creations on Instagram using #fartingmagicalcreatures.So, grab your copy now. The magic of farts awaits you.Another fart coloring book from the unusual mind of M.T. Lott, illustrator of the original and perennial best-selling Farting Animals Coloring Book.

Monster farts are ... well .. monstrous!And, maybe a little embarrassing.Find out for yourself in this detailed, amazing, unconventional, astounding, and epic farting monster coloring book!Monsters caught in the act of blasting a fart include:zombiebigfootwendigochupacabraalienghostand many more!Be sure to share your finished works of art on Instagram using #monsterfarts Makes a great Halloween gift for kids and adults! Or a year-round gift for fans of funny monsters!Scroll up and grab your copy now!

A Christmas coloring book that will have everyone laughing and holding their noses!Inside the pages of this new holiday masterpiece, you will find 22 cute and funny illustrations, perfect for discerning coloring artists of all ages. Sillying farting fun includes pictures of:cute Christmas animalsSanta ClausGingerbread ManSugar Plum FairyChristmas ElvesSnowmanReindeerand more!Each illustration is included in the coloring book twice, for double the fun -- 44 coloring pages in all! Color them all yourself or share with a friend.The Farting Christmas Coloring Book makes a great gift, can serve as an icebreaker on a first date, and will help you win any white elephant gift exchange!Don’t be afraid. Pick up a copy today.***The Farting Christmas Coloring Book is the latest creation from the mind of M.T. Lott, the best-selling illustrator of the Farting Animals Coloring Book.

2020 Gift Ideas | Cute GiftsTwo questions:1. Do you love cute animals? 2. Do you love to color?If you answered “yes” to both of these questions, then you will enjoy this ridiculous and fun coloring book featuring your favorite super cute animals and their precious farts.Kids of all ages will enjoy coloring pictures of:pigletshedgehogsbaby squirrelsducklingsbear cubskittensslothsand more!Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh.Be sure to SHARE your coloring creations on Instagram using #fartinganimals.This book makes a perfect gift for children with discerning tastes, will be a hit at the annual white elephant gift exchange, and is sure to put a smile on the face of all but the most legendary curmudgeons.Enjoy!And, if you like this book, be sure to check out the FARTING MAGICAL CREATURES COLORING BOOK and the FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK!!!!!!!!

Ten-year-old villager Bartholomew Johnson is cursed, and so are the people around him.Why? He has no idea.All he knows is that he suffers from excess, uncontrollable fart gas, and his diet of dried kelp and mushroom stew is not helping matters.All of his friends except one, the loyal Stan Leaf, have abandoned him. They laugh at him and make jokes.His teachers make him sit inside a glass cube during class to prevent his fart gas from disrupting the learning of the other students.His life is sad.But, when his fourth grade field trip is announced, will he finally discover a place where he can fart in peace? Read the Diary of a Farting Villager to find out how Bartholomew learns to accept himself for who he is and make the most of his ... talents.

A Fairy. A Dream. And a Bean Burrito.Annabelle, like all of her fairy friends, desperately wants to be a rose fairy when she grows up. But when things go horribly wrong at the Great Selecting ceremony, the fairy queen tells Annabelle she will have to spend the rest of her life as a . . . fart fairy!As Annabelle’s childhood friends distance themselves from her, Annabelle’s family -- especially her goofy brother, Fevrile -- tell her everything will be alright. But, she knows better than to believe them.This is the story of how Annabelle tries to escape her new life, breaking rules and friendships along the way. But, when catastrophe strikes, she is forced to embrace her identity as a Forgotten Fairy, leading her to a destiny more important than anything else in history.Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy is book one in the Forgotten Fairies series, designed for readers ages 5 to 105. ***The Forgotten Fairies Series, by M.T. LottHave you ever wondered if there were more than just flower and butterfly fairies?Are you getting bored with the same-old fairy stories?Are you wondering what real fairies actually do all day?If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the Forgotten Fairies series is for you.***And, be sure to check out my hilarious coloring books for kids: THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK and THE FARTING MAGICAL CREATURES COLORING BOOK.FARTING ANIMALS: https://www.amazon.com/Farting-Animals-Coloring-Book/dp/1539486125/MAGICAL CREATURES: https://www.amazon.com/Farting-Magical-Creatures-Coloring-Book/dp/1542366100/***INTERVIEW WITH M.T. LOTTHow did you create the character of Annabelle the Fart Fairy?I’m a dad, and my two kids -- one boy, one girl -- love silly and slightly gross stories. Think Captain Underpants type books. My daughter loved fairy books and movies when she was little. She would constantly ask me to tell her fairy stories before bed. When I ran out of cute fairy stories, I created the Annabelle character. I probably told her fifty stories before I thought, “Hey, this might make a good character for a book.”Did your daughter help you write the book?She was my beta reader, for sure. I also got a few ideas from her. Once I was stuck in part of the book and I asked her what she thought should happen. She had a great idea, and I put it in the book.When did you start writing books?I’ve written since I was in junior high school, but I never published anything. I was an off-and-on writer. Once my kids started reading, I thought about writing books for children, but I never had a good idea until Annabelle.What do you like to do for fun?Surfing, gardening, and hiking.

The ultimate funny gift for friends and family!Need the perfect gag gift?Want to win this year’s white elephant gift exchange?Interested in keeping track of your gas or know someone who is?If you answered yes to any of these questions, then M.T. Lott’s Fart Journal is the perfect book for you!M.T. Lott, the mad genius behind the best-selling Farting Animals Coloring Book, has created the perfect book to chronicle each and every fart released into the world. Inside you will find 110 pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest farts! Each page contains checklists, gauges, and writing space to allow the journal’s proud owner to thoroughly describe each and every fart he or she unleashes upon the world.Journal owners are invited to share their completed journal pages on Instagram using #fartjournal. It is time farting went viral. After all, a fart is nothing to be ashamed of, it is simply a natural bodily function.It's Fart-Tastic!

Looking for a cute and funny Easter gift?Want to add even more joy to your Easter egg hunt?Don't mind a few farting animals with your Easter eggs?Then the Hoppy Toots Easter Coloring Book is for you.This book has twenty cute, funny, and slightly gassy pages for you to color, as well as five cut-out cards you can use to wish a Happy Easter to your friends and family. (You can also download FREE PDF printables of the cards too. The download link is in the book!)Inside you will find cute Easter animals – bunnies, kittens, chick, and lamb – doing all sorts of fun things while releasing some … pressure.Coloring pages include:bunny holding flowerskitten in a dressbunny eating a cupcakelamb with tulipsbunny gathering Easter eggsand more!If you want to make Easter even more fun than it already is, be sure to pick up a copy of this Easter coloring book. It is perfect for giving to a child with an Easter basket or for having on hand to entertain your guests after the egg hunt is over.***********************************And, be sure to check out my other farting animals coloring books:The Farting Animals Coloring BookFarting Magical CreaturesSuper Cute Farting AnimalsMonster Farts Coloring BookThe Farting Christmas Coloring BookSweet Farts Coloring Book (Valentine’s Day-themed).

Why does a ghast have such farting problems?Todd is a young Minecraft ghast who has just spawned in the Nether and would like nothing better than to just chill and explore his new home. But, as he explores, he learns about his ... condition.Read this book to find out how a Todd discovered his farting issues and what he did about them. Learn about how his friends reacted to his stink and what he did when he met the dreaded Herobrine. This hilarious unofficial Minecraft book is great for fans of Minecraft and anyone interested in farts. I guarantee it!Makes a great gift, too...******************************************And, if farts are your thing, be sure to check out my series of Farting Animals Coloring Books!

A Fairy. A Dream. And a Bean Burrito.Have you ever wondered if there were more than just flower and butterfly fairies?Are you getting bored with the same-old fairy stories?Are you wondering what real fairies actually do all day?If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the Forgotten Fairies series is for you.Annabelle, like all of her fairy friends, desperately wants to be a rose fairy when she grows up. But when things go horribly wrong at the Great Selecting ceremony, the fairy queen tells Annabelle she will have to spend the rest of her life as a fart fairy!As Annabelle’s childhood friends distance themselves from her, Annabelle’s family -- especially her goofy brother, Fevrile -- tell her everything will be alright. But, she knows better than to believe them.This is the story of how Annabelle tries to run away from her life as a fart fairy, breaking rules and friendships along the way. But, when catastrophe strikes, she is forced to embrace her identity as a Forgotten Fairy, leading her to a destiny more important than anything in history!Annabelle, the Reluctant Fart Fairy is the stand-alone first book in the Forgotten Fairies series.