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Books with author M. Joe King

  • Andrew the Great: The Heroic Story of Andrew Jackson That “They” Don’t Want You to Know

    M King

    eBook
    Who was Andrew Jackson?We see him every time an ATM spews out a bunch of $20 bills for us; and again and again when we spend those same bills. We hear or repeat his name, though perhaps not knowingly, whenever the well-known towns of Jacksonville, Florida or Jackson, Mississippi are mentioned; or any of the 14 towns and 22 counties throughout America which also bear his name. Beyond being the 7th President of the United States, this Andrew Jackson fellow sure must have been a man of some great accomplishment and significance -- and indeed he was.In addition to being able to identify his face on the most commonly circulated currency bill in America, and reciting the fact that he was a U.S. President, the “man-in-the-street,” assuming he was awake during his schooling years, would probably be able to tell you that Jackson, as a general during the War of 1812, was the hero who defeated superior British forces at the Battle of New Orleans. On the negative side of Jackson’s ledger, this same “average Joe,” will also tell you that Jackson, a slave-owner, tormented and terrorized the Indians by marching them off of their lands and westward on “The Trail of Tears.” (sniffle sniffle)But given Jackson’s status as an immortalized “super-hero” of American history – yet fast becoming a “super-villain” -- there has got to be more to his story than most people know. There has also has got to be a reason, other than simply the passage of time, as to why fewer and fewer people today even know about the heroic deeds which made him a legend. And there must also be a reason why so many young people have become more familiar with his alleged mistreatment of the oh-so-blameless and gentle “Native Americans” than anything else he did.Would you believe that the culture-defining “powers that be” which today control academia, banking, media and even entertainment are the direct linear business/political descendants of -- and in at least one significant case, the actual direct genetic descendants of -- the corrupt elites which the dauntless Andrew Jackson battled and defeated during his presidency? It’s true, and it’s one of the greatest stories no longer told. It is the true story of Andrew the Great. Enjoy.
  • 250 Fun Jokes for Kids! Short, Funny, Clean and Corny Kid's Jokes - Fun with the Funniest Lame Jokes for all the Family.

    Joe King

    language (, July 25, 2013)
    '250 Fun Jokes for Kids!' is a super funny and silly joke book for kids. With so many jokes to choose from, Kids can scroll through the joke book picking out their favorites and entertaining the family.A great way for beginners to start reading independently - and really enjoy it! Scroll up to Buy this book now.
  • Funny Stories: Funny Stories for Kids

    Joe King

    language (, Feb. 7, 2017)
    Are you tired of reading the same old fairy tales to your kids at bedtime? Are you tired of bed time stories being pages upon pages long? Are you tired of being so bored when you are reading to your kids, or having them read to you? Well, be bored no more! This collection of children's stories is designed with the whole family in mind. These stories are funny to read out loud to your kids, or even curl up with yourself if you are looking for a laugh. The best part is that you do not have to read twenty pages to finish a story. If you have five minutes, your child can have a meaningful bedtime story that will leave them giggling and full of wonder in order to ward off bad dreams. These stories are great for families that always seem to be in a hurry, but still want to spend time, and read with, their kids. These stories are full of easy to read paragraphs with just enough larger words to help build a child's vocabulary with tons of context clues and structure surrounding these words. So whether you are reading to your child, or your child is reading to you, there will not be that frustrating struggle that often happens when a large word is thrown in out of nowhere, interrupting the flow of the sentences and the structure of the paragraph. Sit back, relax, and enjoy a few good laughs with your little ones. Whether they are three or thirteen. People of all ages will enjoy these silly stories, and carry them with them wherever they go. Enjoy!
  • God vs. Darwin: The Logical Supremacy of Intelligent Design Creationism Over Evolution

    M King

    eBook
    ***169 Pages / 200+ Illustrations***Ever since its inception, the edifice of Evolutionary Darwinism has rested upon a foundation of sand, propped up solely by media hype, public ignorance and extreme intellectual bullying. With the release of 'God vs Darwin: The Logical Supremacy of Intelligent Design Creationism over Evolution', the bullies have met their match in the person of investigative author, M. S. King. In clear, concise and very easy to digest language, 'God vs Darwin' utilizes the basic rules of Socratic reason and logic to inquisitively press upon the multiple weak spots and classic logical fallacies of what King refers to as 'Unscientific Atheism.' Unique, informative, funny, well-researched and packed with illustrations, King's 'idiot-proof' devastation of 'Theoretical Science' will have the Unscientific Atheists scurrying back under the slimy rocks from which they believe our distant grandmothers slithered out from under. Most unique about King's work is the exposure of the bizarre psychological and political factors which served to enthrone Darwin as a false King. Says Patricia L. from Long Island: "King's excellent page-turning treatise makes a monkey out of Darwin and defines the Supreme Intelligence that moves the Universe; as best as we can understand it anyway. 5 HUGE Stars!
  • Knock Knock Jokes

    M. Joe King

    language (Albert J., May 27, 2014)
    Get ready for 115 of the funniest Knock Knock jokes you're ever read!M. Joe King's Knock Knock Jokes is chock full of funny jokes that will have you (assuming you're around 8 years old, give or take) laughing yourself silly.If you think 115 hilarious jokes is not enough then you should definitely check out our 3 volume set, M. Joe King's Knock Knock Jokes Collection. It's got all these knock knocks plus a couple hundred more. It's seriously funny!
  • Funny Jokes: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

    Joe King

    language (, Jan. 28, 2017)
    Funny Jokes: Funny Jokes & Riddles for Kids In this book you will find tons of awesome jokes that will certainly keep your children laughing throughout the entire book! You may even find that these jokes make you laugh, too! While they are jokes for kids, it doesn’t mean the whole family won’t find the humor in these! You will find jokes from knock-knocks to riddles, “What would you get if…?” and more! All of these jokes are acceptable for kids of any age, and can certainly be enjoyed by anyone as well. This hand-picked selection of jokes is created to feature original and less-known jokes only, so you will not have to worry about hearing the same jokes over and over. It is definitely not your run-of-the-mill or average joke book! If you are ready for some laughs from our jokes and to want to share some fun memories with your family, then you are ready to dive in to the “Funny Jokes: Funny Jokes & Riddles for Kids” joke book! Enjoy!
  • The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever! by Joe King

    Joe King

    Paperback (Andersen Press, Jan. 1, 1760)
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  • Even More Knock Knock Jokes

    M. Joe King

    language (Albert J., May 27, 2014)
    Are you ready for 115 more of the funniest Knock Knock jokes you're ever read?!? If you liked King's first two volumes of Knock Knock jokes you'll love this volume just as much!M. Joe King's Even More Knock Knock Jokes is chock full of funny jokes that will have you (assuming you're around 8 years old, give or take) laughing yourself silly.If you think 115 hilarious jokes is not enough then you should definitely check out our 3 volume set, M. Joe King's Knock Knock Jokes Collection. It's got all these knock knocks plus a couple hundred more. It's seriously funny!
  • 500 Jokes for Kids! Joke Books for Kids

    Joe King

    language (, Aug. 27, 2013)
    '500 Jokes for Kids!' is a super funny and silly joke book for kids. With so many jokes to choose from, Kids can scroll through the joke book picking out their favorites and entertaining the family.A great way for beginners to start reading independently - and really enjoy it!This book is a double pack containing two joke books for kids: '250 Fun Jokes for Kids!' & '250 Jokes for Kids!' Scroll up to Buy this book now.
  • M. Joe King Knock Knock Jokes Collection

    M. Joe King

    language (Albert J., May 27, 2014)
    M. Joe King's Knock Knock Jokes Collection combines all 3 volumes of King's knock knock jokes into one humongous book of hilarious jokes.This collection features over 350 jokes organized in alphabetical order and will have you (or your kid's) laughing yourself silly for hours.M. Joe King's Knock Knock Jokes Collection is the ultimate collection of knock knock jokes. It's seriously funny!
  • More Knock Knock Jokes

    M. Joe King

    language (Albert J., May 27, 2014)
    Get ready for 115 more of the funniest Knock Knock jokes you're ever read! If you liked King's first volume of Knock Knock jokes you'll love this volume just as much!M. Joe King's Knock Knock Jokes is chock full of funny jokes that will have you (assuming you're around 8 years old, give or take) laughing yourself silly.If you think 115 hilarious jokes is not enough then you should definitely check out our 3 volume set, M. Joe King's Knock Knock Jokes Collection. It's got all these knock knocks plus a couple hundred more. It's seriously funny!
  • 250 Jokes for Kids! Short, Funny, Clean and Corny Kid's Jokes - Fun with the Funniest Lame Jokes for all the Family.

    Joe King

    language (, July 25, 2013)
    '250 Jokes for Kids!' is a super funny and silly joke book for kids. With so many jokes to choose from, Kids can scroll through the joke book picking out their favorites and entertaining the family.A great way for beginners to start reading independently - and really enjoy it! Scroll up to Buy this book now.