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Books with author Lizzy Burbank

  • Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 301 Hilarious and Funny Knock Knock Jokes

    Lizzy Burbank

    language (Grassroot Books, May 10, 2013)
    Knock Knock Jokes For KidsCalling All Kids! Lizzy Burbank presents Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 301 Hilarious and Funny Knock Knock Jokes!Knock, Knock.Who’s there?Rufus.Rufus who?Rufus falling, run away!Knock, Knock.Who's there?Mikey.Mikey who?Mikey is not working. Open the door.For her third “Jokes for Kids” book, Lizzy Burbank gives you 300 hilarious, knee-slapping knock-knock jokes for kids. These knock-knock jokes cover a range of categories and are super funny, with a dash of corniness at the same time (what knock-knock joke isn't a bit corny?!). As a mother and jokester extraordinaire, Lizzy knows what it takes to write a good joke and keep her children entertained and stimulated.This Knock-knock jokes book gives your kids the gift of gab; helping with memorization skills and giving them valuable conversation starters.This Knock-Knock Jokes Book includes:300 funny knock knock jokes, kid approvedA variety of categories, including knock on foods, knock on names, and knock on placesEach joke has been tried and tested to ensure optimal funninessJokes are neatly laid out with a Table of Contents to allow for quick and easy viewing
  • Jokes for Kids: 299 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids

    Lizzy Burbank

    language (Grassroot Books, Jan. 18, 2013)
    Jokes for Kids: 299 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for KidsThis Jokes for Kids Book offers 299 of the funniest jokes ever. Kid tested, Kid approved! These jokes are great to tell over and over and will have you rolling in laughter and impressing your toughest friends! Perfect for children ages 9 to 12.What did the square say to the circle? You look out of shape!.Doctor, I think I'm turning into a dog. I see. Sit and Roll over so I can take a look.You will get many clean jokes like these, which are great for the whole family. Perfect for long car trips and lazy sundays, this book will keep you entertained and your minds sharp! Laughter is the best recipe to cheer up a friend or brighten a day. This Jokes for Kids book will make sure you are armed with funny jokes for any situation and you'll easily be the funniest kid at school.Ensure you're the talk of the town with this Jokes for Kids book.In this Kids Joke Book you will get:299 of the funniest clean jokes for kidsKnock-knock jokes to test on your familyHilarious Sports jokesTongue Twister jokes to trick your friendsBONUS: A special category of clever jokes: Word Play jokes!Note from the Author“I've been telling jokes for years and growing up in school I was the class clown! Over the years, I've compiled this list of the funniest jokes for kids!”
  • Lisa The Time Traveler: An Exciting Mystery Story

    Lizzy Burbank

    eBook (Grassroot Books, Feb. 18, 2013)
    Lisa The Time Traveler: An Exciting Mystery Story for Children ages 9-12Lisa The Time Traveler is an exciting children's book for ages 9 to 12, about a girl who stumbles upon a time machine in hopes of saving her missing father Lisa was a normal, upbeat young girl who had great friends, a loving family and an exciting life as a student. However, this all changes when her father mysteriously disappears on her birthday. Lisa slowly discovers there is a curse against her family and she becomes determined to break this curse and reunite with her father. After much investigating, Lisa finds an enchanted Time Traveling orc, transporting her to dangerous places as she desperately searches for her father.This Children's Story Lisa The Time Traveler offers an enchanted read for children:An exciting mystery story for children ages 9 to 12, and even older childrenA diverse set of relatable characters, each interacting differently with LisaThe added element of Time Travel; Lisa travels to cities and towns throughout historyBONUS: An exciting ending in which Lisa confronts one of her foes face to faceNote from the Author, Lizzy Burbank “Being a mother of 2 children and a teacher for many years, I have always been writing stories for children and young adults. This is my latest mystery story and should be an exciting read for children ages 9 to 12”
  • Sharks for Kids: 24 Exciting Shark Pictures and Shark Facts for Kids

    Lizzy Burbank

    language (GrassRoot Books, Feb. 25, 2013)
    Sharks for Kids features 24 of the most Dangerous and Exciting Sharks, including Shark Pictures and Shark Facts!Sharks! Sharks! Sharks! Some of the scariest animals in the world, but also some of the most fascinating. Since the dawn of time, Sharks have captured our imaginations, played the villains in famous movies and have been the centerpiece of aquariums around the world. This picture book contains 24 of the most dangerous and fascinating Sharks, including an exciting picture and a detailed description of each shark.This is a great book for kids who want to learn about their favorite types of sharks and have fun at the same time. This Shark Book for kids gives a picture of each shark in their natural habitat and also provides a background on each type, including where they live, how big they grow, their temperament, and what they eat.This Sharks for Kids books will teach you all about your favorite sharks.Sharks included in this book are:Blacktip Reef SharkBlacktip SharkBronze Whaler SharkBull SharkCarribbean Reef SharkCat SharkGray Carpet SharkGray Reef SharkGreat White SharkHammerhead SharkLemon SharkLeopard SharkMegalodon SharkNurse SharkPort Jackson SharkSand SharkScallopped Hammerhead SharkSilvetip SharkThresher SharkTiger SharkWhale SharkWhitetip Reef SharkWobbegang SharkZebra SharkBONUS: This book is the perfect companion during Shark Week!
  • Jokes for Kids: 301 Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids

    Lizzy Burbank

    language (Grassroot Books, April 9, 2013)
    Who is at the top of the barn yard pop charts?Lady Baa Baa!In this second edition of Lizzy Burbank's Jokes For Kids you will find a whopping 301 laugh-out-loud funny jokes for kids.Expanding on her first Jokes for Kids book, this latest joke book has even more categories with tons of brand new and original jokes. These jokes are great to tell over and over and will keep your kids occupied with laughter! Just like the first edition, "Jokes for Kids: 301 Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids" is perfect for children ages 9 to 12.Ensure your days are filled with laughter with this Jokes for Kids BookKnock knock Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Go away I have a nut allergy! Lizzy's Second Kid's Joke Book offers:301 of the most hilarious clean jokes for kids<Tons of Knock-knock jokes to use on friendsPlayground Jokes and Circus JokesSports Jokes for the sports enthusiastHoliday Jokes to use throughout the yearDad Jokes perfect for father and sonGhost and Ghoulies Jokes, and MANY OTHERS!This book is packed to the brim with hilarious children's jokes like these, and will teach your kids to read while keeping them entertained for hours. Perfect for long car trips or rainy days, these jokes are great to be told time and time again.
  • Jokes For Kids: 301 Funny Holiday Jokes & Riddles

    Lizzy Burbank

    language (GrassRoot Books, July 28, 2013)
    301 Funny Holiday Jokes For KidsWho cuts Santa’s grass? Frosty the Mow manWhat music do pilgrims like?Plymouth rockWhy couldn't Dracula get a girlfriend? Cause he is a pain in the neckThe Funniest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Made For ChildrenIn Lizzy's Burbank's 4th Jokes for Kids Book, get ready to laugh out loud to over 301 hilarious, Holiday Jokes and Riddles. As a mother and jokester extraordinaire, Lizzy knows what it takes to write a good joke; how to keep her children entertained enough to not cause any trouble.Jokes for Every Major Holiday - Never Miss a Holiday Joke AgainChristmas JokesHalloween JokesThanksgiving JokesIndependence Day JokesValentines Day JokesHanukkah JokesNew Years Day Jokes
  • Knock Knock Jokes and More: 901 Hilarious Jokes for Kids

    Lizzy Burbank

    language (Grassroot Books, May 23, 2013)
    Knock Knock Jokes and More: 901 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (3-Books-In-1)Entertain Your Kids For Weeks! 3-Joke-Books-In-1What did the square say to the circle? You look out of shape!.Knock, Knock.Who’s there?Rufus.Rufus who?Rufus falling, run away!Over 900 Jokes For Endless FunMake learning a fun experience with this awesome jokes series made just for kids
  • Jokes for Kids: 299 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids

    Lizzy Burbank

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, March 14, 2013)
    Jokes for Kids: 299 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids What did the square say to the circle? You look out of shape!. This Jokes for Kids Book offers 299 of the funniest jokes ever. Kid tested, Kid approved! These jokes are great to tell over and over and will have you rolling in laughter and impressing your toughest friends! Perfect for children ages 9 to 12. Doctor, I think I'm turning into a dog. I see. Sit and Roll over so I can take a look. You will get many clean jokes like these, which are great for the whole family. Perfect for long car trips and lazy sundays, this book will keep you entertained and your minds sharp! Laughter is the best recipe to cheer up a friend or brighten a day. This Jokes for Kids book will make sure you are armed with funny jokes for any situation and you'll easily be the funniest kid at school. Ensure you're the talk of the town with this Jokes for Kids Book In this Kids Joke Book you will get: 299 of the funniest clean jokes for kids Knock-knock jokes to test on your family Hilarious Sports joke Tongue Twister jokes to trick your friends BONUS: A Special Category of Clever Jokes: Word Play jokes!
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  • Fart Fight: The Battle for Foxwoods Park

    Lizzy Burbank

    language (GrassRoot Books, Nov. 12, 2013)
    Hi, we’re Mike and Tommy, two twin brothers. We love to fart.And not just because it’s fun and makes everyone’s faces twist up all funny looking.We love to fart because it’s a way of life. Like a Buddhist or a teacher or a baseball player, we get up every morning to live our dream – to fart. Well not just to fart. To dazzle and baffle the world with the stinkiest farts known to man.We thought we were the best farters in school, until a kid named Gustavo showed up one day and started dropping the stinkiest silent but deadly farts anyone has ever gotten a whiff of!Anyways, when the bully Romano brothers start terrorizing the neighborhood, we realize we need to build a dream team of farters! Join as we build the All-Star team of farters and take on the Romano Brothers!
  • Jokes for Kids: 299 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids

    Lizzy Burbank

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 4, 2014)
    Jokes for Kids: 299 Funny and Hilarious Clean Jokes for Kids What did the square say to the circle? You look out of shape!. This Jokes for Kids Book offers 299 of the funniest jokes ever. Kid tested, Kid approved! These jokes are great to tell over and over and will have you rolling in laughter and impressing your toughest friends! Perfect for children ages 9 to 12. Doctor, I think I'm turning into a dog. I see. Sit and Roll over so I can take a look. You will get many clean jokes like these, which are great for the whole family. Perfect for long car trips and lazy sundays, this book will keep you entertained and your minds sharp! Laughter is the best recipe to cheer up a friend or brighten a day. This Jokes for Kids book will make sure you are armed with funny jokes for any situation and you'll easily be the funniest kid at school. Ensure you're the talk of the town with this Jokes for Kids Book In this Kids Joke Book you will get: 299 of the funniest clean jokes for kids Knock-knock jokes to test on your family Hilarious Sports joke Tongue Twister jokes to trick your friends BONUS: A Special Category of Clever Jokes: Word Play jokes!
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  • Fart Family: My Sister’s Deadly Farts

    Lizzy Burbank

    language (GrassRoot Books, Sept. 30, 2013)
    Once upon a time…there was a happy farting family - the parents, son, daughter, and grandparents all farting merrily together. Their house was the smelliest place on the planet! As time goes by, however, their daughter’s monster farts start becoming absolutely unbearable. No one can even breathe!Now, it’s up to the family’s brave son to figure out how to keep the daughter from suffocating the family with her dangerous moldy cheese farts!
  • Jokes For Kids: 301 Funny Holiday Jokes & Riddles

    Lizzy Burbank

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, June 4, 2014)
    301 Funny Holiday Jokes For Kids Who cuts Santa’s grass? Frosty the Mow man What music do pilgrims like? Plymouth rock Why couldn't Dracula get a girlfriend? Cause he is a pain in the neck The Funniest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Made For Children In Lizzy's Burbank's 4th Jokes for Kids Book, get ready to laugh out loud to over 301 hilarious, Holiday Jokes and Riddles. As a mother and jokester extraordinaire, Lizzy knows what it takes to write a good joke; how to keep her children entertained enough to not cause any trouble. Jokes for Every Major Holiday - Never Miss a Holiday Joke Again Christmas Jokes Halloween Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Independence Day Jokes Valentines Day Jokes Hanukkah Jokes New Years Day Jokes
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