April Fools humor box set
Lee J. Isserow
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(, March 15, 2017)
An exclusive box set of four hilarious books, sure to put you in the mood for April fools!From scifi humor to supernatural comedy, kid-friendly silliness to a whodunit comedy, there's something for everyone who likes to laugh - and who doesn't like to laugh?!Here's a look at what's inside: Simon & Emily are Going to HellSimon & Emily are in love. They’re also damned to hell.Be warned: this is a story that requires lots of words to be told, lots of tangents, lots of sex, even more BDSM, and far too many expletives. Jane Austen, this is not.After an accidental murder, our 'heroes' find themselves trading souls for the devil.It's all fun and games, until their colleagues start disappearing, and a new man enters their life,vying for Emily's affection. But Simon's convinced that there's something up with the new guy - and boy is he right... In this story you’ll find Faustian deals, sex, expletives, comedy, sex, angels and demons, tragedy, expletives, humor, horror, laugh out loud moments and more expletives.And it’s funny, did I mention it’s funny?Also, the world ends and the heroes go to hell.**Spoiler alertI Hate Time TravellersA raunchy, bawdy scifi comedyFive years ago, everyone became a time traveller. Everyone except Luke, He lives in a world where practical jokes are up 60,000%, his roommate has 12-self orgies in front of him, and every potential girlfriend has dumped him for stuff he hasn't done yet. Luke suddenly finds himself meeting his future self - and from there, things get off the rails...Before he knows it, he finds himself on the run from a government agency, with no idea who he can trust - as everyone seems to want to imprison him and his future self, and slice the two of them up for experimentation. No wonder he hates time travellers...Murder By Natural CausesThree detectives trained in three disciplines face off against one another to solve a murder.Except this is no ordinary murder. George Walther Stott died of natural causes - albeit with a smile on his face. For even though he was passing on, he would have the last laugh...George Walther was the father of three children - three awful children.Each of whom was more loathsome than the last. The eldest insists his trophy wife stands on a trophy shelf. The middle child runs a sweaty sweat shop.The youngest child... he's an idiot who eats nuts he finds on the street.The only way one of them will inherit their father's massive wealth, is if they and their detectives solve the old man's 'murder'.Anthology of Comedy 1Two silly comedic tales, suitable for children old and young.LeprecolonyAfter accidentally killing a leprechaun, Steve and Jeff are beset upon by a legion of tiny emerald fellows, insistent on turning Steve's house into their new leprecolony. But things aren't all bad, because each of those leprechauns poops into a chamberpot of gold...Space: The Final PapierThe 1960s. A world before modern building materials. A world where man only dreamed of space exploration. A world in which everything was made from paper.The intrepid crew of the Good Ship Corrugated set off into the black in search of excitement and adventure. But what they bring back will change our world forever...