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Books with author Larry Lawdley

  • Under the Sea: A Collection of Jokes for Kids of Every Age

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Jan. 26, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of hilarious sea creature jokes that are perfect for kids (or adults) of any age.Below is a sample of jokes from the book for you to enjoy.Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?A: With ten-tickles.Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?A: Because they’re shellfish.Q: How do shellfish get to the hospital?A: In a clambulance.
  • Tons of Fun: A Collection of Elephant Jokes for Kids of Every Age

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Feb. 17, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of hilarious elephant jokes that are perfect for kids (or adults) of any age. Below is a sample of jokes from the book for you to enjoy. What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?The police made him bring it back.Who lost a herd of elephants?Big bo peep.Which animals were last to leave the ark?The elephants, since they had to pack their trunks.
  • Horse Jokes for Kids of Every Age

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Feb. 19, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of hilarious horse jokes that are perfect for kids (or adults) of any age. Below is a sample of jokes from the book for you to enjoy. What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough stirrup. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks. Why did the foal cough?Because he was a little horse.
  • Arctic Animals: A Collection of Jokes for Kids of Every Age

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Feb. 18, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of hilarious arctic animal themed jokes that are perfect for kids (or adults) of any age. Below is a sample of jokes from the book for you to enjoy. What do whales like to chew?Blubber gum. What has five flippers and three tusks?A walrus with some spare parts. What is the narwhal’s favorite TV show?Whale of Fortune.
  • Tricks and Treats: Halloween Jokes for Kids

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Oct. 1, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of Halloween jokes that are perfect for children (or adults) of any age. This includes a large variety of jokes about skeletons, pumpkins, ghosts, werewolves, witches, vampires, demons, monsters and much more!Below are a few samples from the book for you to enjoy:How do vampires like to have their food prepared?In bite sized pieces.Why do cemeteries always have a fence surrounding them?Because everyone is dying to get in.Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Dayscare centers.
  • Clean Jokes for Kids

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Oct. 9, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of clean jokes that are perfect for children (or adults) of any age.Below are a few samples from the book for you to enjoy:What do you call a snail with a housing problem?A slug.Why did the soldier smell like salt and pepper?He was a seasoned trooper.What kind of stories does the ship captain tell his children?Ferry tales.
  • Fish Jokes for Kids of Every Age

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Feb. 17, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of hilarious fish jokes that are perfect for kids (or adults) of any age. Below is a sample of jokes from the book for you to enjoy. What did the sardine call the submarine?A can full of people.What is a knight’s favorite fish?A swordfish.Which sea creatures come calling at Christmas?Coral singers.
  • Frog Jokes for Kids of Every Age

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Jan. 26, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of hilarious frog jokes that are perfect for kids (or adults) of any age.Below is a sample of jokes from the book for you to enjoy.Q: What do you end up with if you cross a snake with a frog?A: A jumprope.Q: Why are frogs so happy?A: They just eat whatever bugs them. Q: How does a frog win a gold medal?A: In the long jump.
  • Beary Funny: A Collection of Bear Jokes for Kids of Every Age

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Feb. 18, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of hilarious bear jokes that are perfect for kids (or adults) of any age. Below is a sample of jokes from the book for you to enjoy. Why couldn’t the bear go to university? He didn’t have the proper koalafications. What do you call a polar bear on thin ice?An ice breaker. What do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear.
  • Australian Animals: A Collection of Jokes for Kids of Every Age

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Feb. 19, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of hilarious Australian animal themed jokes that are perfect for kids (or adults) of any age. Below is a sample of jokes from the book for you to enjoy. What do you call an overweight platypus?A fattypus. What kind of music do kangaroos prefer to listen to?Hip hop. Who brings presents to baby crocodiles on Christmas? Santa Jaws.
  • Day at the Circus: A Collection of Jokes for Kids of Every Age

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Feb. 16, 2016)
    Enjoy this collection of hilarious circus themed jokes that are perfect for kids (or adults) of any age. Below is a sample of jokes from the book for you to enjoy. Where does the lion at the circus sleep at night?Anywhere he wants to.Why did the clown wear loud socks? So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep. Why did the elephants get thrown out of the circus pool?Because they kept dropping their trunks.
  • Who’s There?: The Ultimate Collection of Knock Knock Jokes

    Larry Lawdley

    language (, Feb. 14, 2016)
    Enjoy the ultimate collection of hilarious knock knock jokes that are perfect for kids (or adults) of any age. Below is a sample of jokes from the book for you to enjoy. Knock, KnockWho’s there? IvorIvor who?Ivor good mind not to tell you who I am now. Knock, KnockWho’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya guess who it is yet? Knock, KnockWho’s there?OzzieOzzie who?Ozzie you later. Knock, KnockWho’s there?AtchAtch who?God bless you. Knock, KnockWho’s there?AmahlAmahl who?Amahl shook up.Knock, KnockWho’s there?ButterButter who?Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain.Knock, KnockWho’s there?AtchAtch who?I should leave, I didn’t realize you had a cold.