The MESSAGE
Louis Tracy
Paperback
(CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Jan. 25, 2015)
âItâs fine!â said Arthur Warden, lowering his binoculars so as to glut his eyes with the full spectacle. âIn fact, itâs more than fine, itâs glorious!â He spoke aloud in his enthusiasm. A stout, elderly man who stood nearâa man with âretired tradesmanâ writ large on face and figureâbelieved that the tall, spareâbuilt yachtsman was praising the weather. âYes, sir,â he chortled pompously, âthis is a reel August day. I knew it. Fust thing this morning I tole my missus we was in for a scorcher.â Warden gradually became aware that these ineptitudes were by way of comment. He turned and read the weatherâprophetâs label at a glance. But life was too gracious at that moment, and he was far too wellâdisposed toward all men, that he should dream of inflicting a snub. âThat was rather clever of you,â he agreed genially. âNow, though the barometer stood high, I personally was dreading a fog three hours ago.â The portly one gurgled. âIâve got a glass,â he announced. âGevâ three punâ ten for it, but thereâs a barrowmeter in my bones thatâs worth a dozen oâ them things. Iâll back rheumatiz anâ a side oâ bacon any day to beat the best glass ever invented.â All unknowing, here was the touch of genius that makes men listen. Warden showed his interest. âA side of bacon!â he repeated. âYes, sir. Nothing to ekal it. I was in the trade, so I know wot Iâm talkinâ about. And, when you come to think of it, why not? Pig skin anâ saltâone of âem wonât have any truck wiâ dampâdoesnât want it anâ shows itâanâ tâother sucks it up like a calf drinkinâ milk. Iâve handled bacon in tons, every brand in the market, anâ you canât smoke any of âem on a muggy day.â âDoes your theory account for the oldâfashioned notion that pigs can see the wind?â The stout man considered the point. It was new to him, and he was a Conservative. âIâm better acquent wiâ bacon,â he said stubbornly. âSo I gather. I was only developing your very original idea, on the principle that ââYou may break, you may shatter, the vase if you will, But the scent of the roses will hang round it still.ââ The exâbaconâfactor rapped an emphatic stick on the pavement. Though he hoped some of his friends would see him hobânobbing âwith a swell,â he refused to be made game of. âWot âas scent got to do with it?â he demanded wrathfully. âEverything. Believe me, pigs have been used as pointers. And consider the porcine love of flowers. Why, there once was a pig named Maud because it would come into the garden.â Had Warden laughed he might have given the cue that was lacking. But his cleanâcut, somewhat sallow face did not relax, and an angry man puffed away from him in a red temper. He caught scraps of soliloquy. âA pig named Maud!... Did anybody ever hear the like?... Anâ becos it kem into a garden.... Might just as well âave called it Maria.â Then Warden, left at peace with the world, devoted himself again to the exquisite panorama of Cowes on a sunlit Monday of the townâs great week. In front sparkled the waters of the Solent, the Bond Street of ocean highways. A breath of air from the west rippled over a strong current sweeping eastward. It merely kissed the emerald plain into tiny facets. It was so light a breeze that any ordinary sailing craft would have failed to make headway against the tide, and the gay flags and bunting of an innumerable pleasure fleet hung sleepily from their staffs and halyards. Yet it sufficed to bring a covey of whiteâwinged yachts flying back to Cowes after rounding the East Lepe buoy. Jackyard topsails and bowsprit spinnakers preened before it. Though almost imperceptible on shore, it awoke these gorgeous butterflies of the sea into life and motion. Huge 23âmeter cutters, such as White Heather II, Brynhild and Nyria, splendid cruisers like Maoona, errymaid, Shima, Creole, and Britomart, swooped grandly into the midst of the anchored craft as though bent on selfâdestruction.