Books with author Kim Johnson

A superb collection of books which children will enjoy and want to read again and again.Aimed at children around 6 to 11 years old, Hop Step Jump is not a reading scheme, but aset of absorbing, child-centred stories, rhymes, riddles, songs and fact books, collected fromdiverse sources and excitingly illustrated in a variety of styles. The books are arranged atthree language levels: Hop, Step and Jump.All titles are set in the Caribbean and written by Caribbean authors.Sally's WayOne early morning in May, as Sally sat hunched underthe gushing water at the village stand pipe, she sangher multiplication tables to herself. "End of term examssoon, I feel a nervous wreck!"

This little book will save your life one day.This little book is a small collection of funny thoughts, amusing anecdotes, and telling quotes about Woman, or to be more specific, the subject is this: Man's Superiority to Woman.(To the politically correct girly men reading this: You read it correctly: S-U-P-E-R-I-O-R-I-T-Y)I know what you are thinking. You are asking yourself: How can a little book of amusing anecdotes and funny thoughts and so on and so forth about man’s superiority to woman save my life?Answer: It will save your life the same way that it saved mine.One day, not that long ago, a certain lady whose name I choose to forget, was driving me insane … making me angry and furious and pissy too … well, then, what did I do? Did I kick her in the butt, good and hard? Did I slap her in the face? Did I … do her great violence?Did I end up in jail doing 20 to life?No!Instead of doing great violence, instead of ruining my life, I picked up this little book that I had just finished writing. I read several of the anecdotes and quotes in this book. It made me laugh. It cooled me off.I survived to live another day.One day, dear sir, you too will be driven to near insanity by a woman of the female sex! Your wife! Or your mom! Or you sister, or whatever! Don’t off the biatch! Don’t slap her! Don’t kick her! Don’t rip her pretty little head from her shoulders! Don’t do it, dude!Pick up this book instead. Read a few of the quotes and anecdotes in this book.It will make you laugh. It will make you think. It will make you say, “Yes, sir, it’s true. Man is better than woman!” And you will feel better.It will save your life.Okay?You may thank me now.— H.H. JOHNSON

Mish The Mushroom Man is story for young children about self worth and what we think of ourselves, regardless of what others may think of us. Mish tries to be accepted by the other mushroom men in the forest, with the help of his loyal side kick Sidley the snail. His efforts are unsuccessful. It takes a forest catastrophe to make the other mushroom men see Mish for who he really is, a very brave and wonderful friend to all.

Meet Jasper Jones, or JJ (Jay-Jay) as he's known to his friends. Poor old JJ has had a tough start to his young life. His father, a talented professional footballer by all accounts, disappeared 12 years ago when he played in the inaugural Animal Football World Cup, played in the Amazonian rainforest in Brazil. JJ was born while his dad was away on international duty preparing for the tournament and has never met his father or known what really happened to him.This year, 2222, the tournament returns to Brazil and they have abolished the age-restriction rule, where you have to be 16 or over to participate, with the tag line for the tournament being, "If you're good enough, you're old enough". JJ, at just 12 years old, is desperate to follow in his father's footsteps and represent his country, England, in the tournament. National trials start in just a few months, JJ having signed up for them immediately after they were announced.

In order to get all the gifts out on time, even Santa sometimes uses Amazon Prime. Ever wondered about how all of those boxes being delivered daily relate to the magic of Santa? Its a well known secret that it would be impossible to deliver all of those gifts in one night. What you didn't know (until now) is that Santa ships some of his gifts out in advance to lighten the load. Keep the magic of Santa alive with this entertaining take on the Christmas shipping season.