The Motor Maids' School Days
Katherine Stokes
Paperback
(CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, July 20, 2014)
âGirls, in about ten minutes youâre going to have the surprise of your lives,â cried Nancy Brown, joining a group of her friends at the High School gate. âWhat is it, Nancy? Do tell us, please,â cried half a dozen voices at once. âNo, you must wait,â answered Nancy. âIf I told you what it was, I wouldnât enjoy seeing your faces when the thing happened.â âNancy, you have always got some mystery on foot,â put in her most intimate friend, Elinor Butler. âIs this one animal, vegetable, or mineral?â âFine or superfine?â âCan it speak?â âIs it as large as a house?â âDonât all talk at once,â exclaimed Nancy. âIâll tell you this much. Itâs animal and itâs superfine. Andââshe wrinkled her browsââand itâs mineral, too, I suppose.â âSuperfine? At least itâs a woman, then?â cried all the girls in a chorus. âYes,â laughed Nancy, who loved nothing better than to excite the curiosity of her friends to the utmost and then launch a genuine sensation into their midst. âDoes the superfine animal wear the mineral?â demanded Elinor. âNo, she doesnât wear it. Sheâs in it.â âIn it? How strange,â exclaimed another girl. âPerhaps itâs a lady oyster in her shell.â