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Books with author Karen Kaufman Orloff

  • I Wanna Iguana

    Karen Kaufman Orloff, David Catrow

    Hardcover (G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers, Sept. 9, 2004)
    Alex just has to convince his mom to let him have an iguana, so he puts his arguments in writing. He promises that she won't have to feed it or clean its cage or even see it if she doesn't want to. Of course Mom imagines life with a six-foot-long iguana eating them out of house and home. Alex's reassurances: It takes fifteen years for an iguana to get that big. I'll be married by then and probably living in my own house. and his mom's replies: How are you going to get a girl to marry you when you own a giant reptile? will have kids in hysterics as the negotiations go back and forth through notes. And the lively, imaginative illustrations show their polar opposite dreams of life with an iguana.
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  • I Wanna New Room

    Karen Kaufman Orloff, David Catrow

    Hardcover (G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers, Dec. 2, 2010)
    A hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Ever since their baby sister came along, Alex has been forced to share a room with his little brother, Ethan, and it's a nightmare. Ethan always breaks stuff, snores like a walrus, and sticks crayons up his nose. No hardworking, well-behaved, practically grown-up boy like Alex should have to put up with that!Writing letters to his mom convinced her to let him get his pet iguana, so Alex puts pencil to paper again, this time determined to get his own room. Though all of his powers of persuasion can't get his dad to expand the house, he does come through with a fun alternative to give Alex some space of his own.
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  • Talk, Oscar, Please!

    Karen Kaufman Orloff, Tim Bowers

    Hardcover (Sterling, March 1, 2011)
    A dog is a man's (and a child's) best friend--but it's tough when your best friend can only bark, yip, growl, and howl!Young readers will empathize with this sweet and funny story of a boy who begs his dog to talk. Tim Bowers' humorous pictures give a glimpse of what life might be like if dogs could crack jokes, chat on the phone, and even sing lullabies!
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  • I Wanna Iguana

    Karen Kaufman

    Paperback (Scholastic, Aug. 16, 2004)
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  • I Wanna New Room

    Karen Kaufman Orloff

    Paperback (Scholastic, Jan. 1, 2010)
    Ever since their baby sister came along, Alex has been forced to share a room with his little brother, Ethan, and it's a nightmare. Ethan always breaks stuff, snores like a walrus, and sticks crayons up his nose. No hardworking, well-behaved, practically grown-up boy like Alex should have to put up with that! Writing letters to his mom convinced her to let him get his pet iguana, so Alex puts pencil to paper again, this time determined to get his own room. Though all of his powers of persuasion can't get his dad to expand the house, he does come through with a fun alternative-a tree house!
  • Talk, Oscar, Please!

    Karen Kaufman Orloff

    Paperback (Scholastic, March 15, 2012)
    dog is a man's (and a child's) best friend--but it's tough when your best friend can only bark, yip, growl, and howl! Young readers will empathize with this sweet and funny story of a boy who begs his dog to talk. Tim Bowers' humorous pictures give a glimpse of what life might be like if dogs could crack jokes, chat on the phone, and even sing lullabies!
  • I Wanna New Room

    Karen Kaufman Orloff, David Catrow

    eBook (G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers, Dec. 2, 2010)
    A hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana. Ever since their baby sister came along, Alex has been forced to share a room with his little brother, Ethan, and it's a nightmare. Ethan always breaks stuff, snores like a walrus, and sticks crayons up his nose. No hardworking, well-behaved, practically grown-up boy like Alex should have to put up with that!Writing letters to his mom convinced her to let him get his pet iguana, so Alex puts pencil to paper again, this time determined to get his own room. Though all of his powers of persuasion can't get his dad to expand the house, he does come through with a fun alternative to give Alex some space of his own.
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  • Goodnight, Little Bot

    Karen Kaufman Orloff, Kim Smith

    Hardcover (Sterling Children's Books, Oct. 3, 2017)
    “Little Bot, it’s time for bed. Let’s get ready, sleepyhead.” A sweet goodnight story with a unique hero. Even little robots need their rest—and their parents tuck them in just like human mommies and daddies do. It doesn’t matter if young bots slip on their pjs over power packs and enjoy batteries for their pre-sleep snack; just like children, they love bedtime stories, hugs, a cuddly toy, and lullabies. This charming picture book is perfect for winding kids (and robots) down for the night.
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  • Miles of Smiles

    Karen Kaufman Orloff, Luciano Lozano

    Hardcover (Sterling Children's Books, April 5, 2016)
    When someone smiles, who knows where it goes? Baby smiles at Mommy, Mom keeps it for a while . . . and then passes it on. As the smile begins its joyful journey—moving from a first-grade class to a soccer team, from Gran to a garbage man, even to a puppy—it spreads happiness throughout the community, bringing everyone together. A sunny picture book guaranteed to make kids SMILE!
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  • I Wanna Go Home

    Karen Kaufman Orloff, David Catrow

    Hardcover (G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers, Sept. 25, 2014)
    Another hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana.Alex is not happy about being sent to his grandparents’ retirement community while his parents go on a fabulous vacation. What could be worse than tagging along to Grandma’s boring bridge game or enduring the sight of Grandpa’s dentures? But as the week goes on, Alex’s desperate emails to his parents turn into stories about ice cream before dinner and stickball with Grandpa. Before he knows it, Alex has made a surprising discovery: grandparents are way cooler than he thought! Masterfully balancing hilarity and heart, Karen Kaufman Orloff and Dave Catrow deliver a story sure to entertain kids and grandparents everywhere.
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  • Mystery at the Museum

    Karen Kaufman Orloff, Jamie Smith

    Hardcover (Peter Pauper Press, June 28, 2013)
    A motley group gathers at the museum to celebrate the unveiling of its newest dinosaur. But while the guests are distracted, the dino skeleton is disassembled and some of the bones go missing! Can junior detectives help Sergeant Sally work out this prehistoric puzzler? Yes! Simply slide the Nightlight Detective paper flashlight under each page to light up the clues as the story unfolds.Each nightlight scene page features clues kids can search for by sliding the paper flashlights beam between the acetate page and the dark backing, highlighting different parts of the museum.Charming, funny illustrations bring the lighthearted mystery to life.Interactive prompts involve children in the story as they search for evidence, follow footprints, and find the not-so-scary culprit!42 pages, including 8 see-through pages of nightlight mystery scenes.Covered wire-o binding lies flat, so pages are easier to explore.8-1/8 inches wide x 10 inches high.For ages 4 to 9.
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  • I Wanna Iguana

    Karen Kaufman Orloff, David Catrow

    eBook (G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers, Sept. 9, 2004)
    Alex just has to convince his mom to let him have an iguana, so he puts his arguments in writing. He promises that she won't have to feed it or clean its cage or even see it if she doesn't want to. Of course Mom imagines life with a six-foot-long iguana eating them out of house and home. Alex's reassurances: It takes fifteen years for an iguana to get that big. I'll be married by then and probably living in my own house. and his mom's replies: How are you going to get a girl to marry you when you own a giant reptile? will have kids in hysterics as the negotiations go back and forth through notes. And the lively, imaginative illustrations show their polar opposite dreams of life with an iguana.
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