Books with author Kara King

Kara King's controversial dating and relationship advice book, "The Power of the Pussy", shares 12 powerful secrets that will transform any woman into the type of strong, desirable woman that can effortlessly obtain what she wants from men; including the love, respect, and relationship she desires. In this book you'll learn valuable lessons that will teach you how to... -Flip the switch in your female brain, so you can beat men at their own game... -Have men lining up to date you and desperate for your attention... -Get over a divorce or break up, heal from a broken heart, and never be sad over a man again! -Become the type of woman that commands respect from men... -Get the proposal, the ring, and the man of your dreams! Get what you want from men and have the time of your life while doing it! This book has empowered women and dramatically changed their lives by changing the way they think about men and dating… and it can change your life too! DISCLAIMER: This book contains strong language, sexual content, and subject matter that may be offensive to some readers.

First Contact didn't go as expected. Now they own us.Earth has been conquered by a massive galactic empire, and its war machine needs soldiers. In a cruel twist of fate, fourteen-year-old Joe Dobbs accidentally ends up on a ship carrying Earth's children to an alien training planet. To make it out alive, he must survive an apathetic bureaucracy that sees humans as little more than spare rations. Meat with guns. Or, if they're really unlucky, servants.The oldest of the children drafted from humanity’s devastated planet, Joe unwittingly becomes the centerpiece in a millennia-long alien struggle for independence. Once his training begins, one of the elusive and prophetic Trith gives Joe a spine chilling prophecy that the universe has been anticipating for millions of years: Joe will be the one to finally shatter the vast alien government known as Congress. And the Trith cannot lie.…But first Joe has to make it through boot camp.For lovers of sci-fi thrillers, alien invasion stories, space opera, and sprawling first contact science fiction, this is an unforgettable post-apocalyptic epic about perseverance and survival in a harsh new world where humanity is just another item on the menu...PARASITE PUBLICATIONS ~ Character Sci-Fi

Q: What do you do if your nose goes on strike? A: Picket! This warts-and-all collection of human body jokes is full of horrible howlers and gruesome giggles. Get ready to gross out your friends with jokes about bad breath and pongy feet. But be careful... they may just laugh their heads off! ABOUT THE SERIES: Really Horrible Jokes taps into kids' fascination with all things yucky! Humorous full-colour cartoon illustrations accompany the gross jokes, giving the books a wacky, anarchic look. Readers will love to dip into this treasure trove of ickiness and share their new jokes with friends and family.

For fans of The Legend of ZERO series, as well as general alien science fiction, first contact, galactic empire, and space opera enthusiasts, WORLD GLIMPSES is a collection of three of Sara King's masterful short stories, giving you a look into two of her sprawling science fiction worlds. In Planetside and Opening Night at the Naturals Preserve, you get more background into the Ueshi and the Baga in her world of The Legend of ZERO. In Parasite, for which this edition is titled, you have the chance to read into some of the background and history of one Stuart, one the brilliant characters from King's Millennium Potion series.

Q: What is a sick joke? A: Something that comes up in conversation! From barmy biology to evil experiments, this collection contains the over 120 yucky science jokes. Young readers will delight in their silliness, complete with hilarious full-colour illustrations. Perfect for kids aged 7+. ABOUT THE SERIES: Really Horrible Jokes taps into kids' fascination with all things yucky! Humorous cartoon illustrations accompany the gross jokes, giving the books a wacky, anarchic look. Readers will love to dip into this treasure trove of ickiness and share their new jokes with friends and family.

Q: What did one maggot say to the other maggot? A: What's a nice girl like you doing in a joint like this? From farmyard animals to creepy crawlies, all your favourite creatures are included in this side-splitting joke book. Featuring over 120 stinky, slimy and silly jokes, as well as hilarious full-colour illustrations, this book is perfect for kids aged 7+. ABOUT THE SERIES: Really Horrible Jokes taps into kids' fascination with all things yucky! Humorous cartoon illustrations accompany the gross jokes, giving the books a wacky, anarchic look. Readers will love to dip into this treasure trove of ickiness and share their new jokes with friends and family.

THE OVERWHELMINGLY POPULAR #1 BESTSELLER!!! ****ONE OF THE HIGHEST-RATED MILITARY SCI-FI NOVELS ON AMAZON!!*** PARASITE PUBLICATIONS ~ Character Sci-Fi The Legend of ZERO begins the epic journey of 14-year-old Joe Dobbs in a post-apocalyptic universe following a massive alien invasion of Earth. The oldest of the children drafted from humanity’s devastated planet, Joe is impressed into service by the alien Congressional Ground Force—and becomes the unwitting centerpiece in a millennia-long alien struggle for independence. Once his training begins, one of the elusive and prophetic Trith appears to give Joe a spine chilling prophecy that the universe has been anticipating for millions of years: Joe will be the one to finally shatter the vast alien government known as Congress. And the Trith cannot lie.… But first Joe has to make it through bootcamp.

For fans of Science Fiction Adventure, Alien Sci-Fi, First Contact, Space Exploration, Military Space Fleet, and Space Opera comes MILLENNIUM POTION: WINGS OF RETRIBUTIONWarning: This book contains butt-kicking, space pirates, laser pistols, faster-than-light travel, more butt-kicking, shapeshifting aliens, a Grade-A bitch, an awesome space battle, additional butt-kicking, an amicable tapeworm, a compulsive smartass, a kick-butt ship, and explosions. Lots of explosions. If you're looking for a fun romp through space, this is it!Join Dallas York, Athenais Owlbourne, Stuart, and the crew of the Beetle in a heart-pounding adventure through government blockades, crooked politicians, mythical aliens, and immortal psychopaths. When a long-extinct alien is discovered to be hiding on the Beetle, its captain and crew are forced to launch a rescue mission, the likes of which the Utopia has never seen... Fans of the ZERO series will love this fast-paced, character-driven Adventure Science Fiction from Parasite Publications!ABOUT THE AUTHOR:Sara King was four years old when she wrote her first short story. And, while “Bob the Brontosaurus” and “Sammy the Snake” weren’t exactly enthralling reading material, she thankfully progressed to novels when she was 12. The world hasn't been safe since...

On a weekend visit to the flea market Jeremy Brown finds himself roped into helping the mysterious Mrs. Lu track down her missing Chinese Opera puppet. Whether it is facing down the intimidating Deno Jacobs, or finding clues in the most unlikely places (all while wearing and unexpected, unwanted accessory), Jeremy's wit, persistence, and uncanny sleuthing skills leave no doubt that he will solve this mystery!

MIA AND THE NEW VETERINARY CLINICMia is a lovely twelve years old girl. She has a caring and understanding family and a wonderful grandpa. His name is Max and he is a famous vet. Mia comes to start her new life with her grandpa Max in the small town. She loves all animals and she watches and helps her grandpa Max treat them. Max is a well-known vet all around the whole country and always desired to run a veterinary clinic in his hometown. So here the story continues...........JOIN TOGETHER TO READ THIS GREAT STORY!

On a weekend visit to the flea market Jeremy Brown finds himself roped into helping the mysterious Mrs. Lu track down her missing Chinese Opera puppet. Whether it is facing down the intimidating Deno Jacobs, or finding clues in the most unlikely places (all while wearing and unexpected, unwanted accessory), Jeremy's wit, persistence, and uncanny sleuthing skills leave no doubt that he will solve this mystery!