Books with author Joi C. Spencer

Put the ME back in your MarriagE today! This parody of the #1 New York Times Bestseller contains 40 satirical dares that will not only spice up your marriage but burn it to the ground.Soon you’ll be hitting on each other again with any blunt instruments near to hand.John uses out of context Bible verses to justify the pet peeves that plague every relationship:“A day is like a 1,000 years to a man who has been asked to take out the trash” (2 Pet 3:8 sort of)“The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from nor where it is going. So it is with every woman that is asked where she would like to eat.” (Jn 3:8 sort of)Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyesBy following the advice contained in these pages you’ll soon reduce your marriage to a parody of its former self.John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.John lives with his family near Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.

This book is all about the red panda.Read all about their behavior and enjoy colorful pictures.Your children will learn more about Red Panda by reading this book.Included inside "Red Panda: Learn About Red Pandas-Amazing Pictures & Fun Facts"- The Life of the Red Panda - How Red Pandas Are Grouped - Meet the Red Panda’s Cousins - How the Red Panda Looks Like - Where They Live- How Red Pandas Clean and Groom Themselves- What a Typical Red Panda Meal Consists of - The Red Panda’s Social Life - Life in Captivity - How Cute Baby Red Pandas Are Made- The Cute Little Baby Pandas - Red Pandas in Cultures and Traditions - Natural Enemies of Red Pandas- Conservation of Red Pandas - Did You Know? - Fun Facts about the Red Panda - Popular Red Panda Celebrities - Testing What You Have Learned:Comprehension Questions- Comprehension Answer- Thank's

Take a journey back into the 60s 80s into little Itchy Maes childhood that is not to different from 8-13 year old children today. This story line will cover a young girls childhood being raised by a village of adults. It will also talk about school integration, gangs, bullying, blended families and inappropriate touching which developed the saying No more Fondling. Todays youth experience a lot of the same issues as youth did in the past. None the less the issues were swept up under the rug or kept as a family secret. In 2011 it is time to talk about these issues especially in the turn of events so many youth today are depressed, homeless and committing suicide due to these unfortunate issues. A few topics that may seem like old news to people can be found on any local news broadcast or newspaper that you can discuss as a current event. Take your time to explore how some things cant destroy a child, but build a protective force to help other children.

This book about frogs is designed for children 8 to 12 years of age. It’s filled with high-quality color photos and facts about frogs.Frogs are such fascinating creatures in so many ways. They don't drink water; instead, they absorb water through their skin. Interesting, isn't it?In the book, you will also find the Comprehension Test and answers.Some featured frogs include: What are they?​History of the WordsWhere It All StartedWhat Body Parts do They Have?How they MoveLife-Cycle of a Frog....

Up To Date (2017) And Easy To Follow GuideThis book contains a huge collection of questions that you can ask Alexa in the coming days, this book is what you need to rocket fuel your interaction with Alexa to ensure it goes to the next level. You will find all manner of questions here; both simple yet unknown to little known weird and hilarious questions...Here Is A Preview On What You Will LearnIntroductionAmazon Echo & Alexa: A Basic UnderstandingGetting StartedHow To Buy The Echo From AmazonHow to Set Up the EchoNote This LimitationSummoning AlexaThe Questions You Should Be Asking AlexaSmart HomeBasic CommandSpecial Media ControlsPlaying Spotify Music/Pandora Station/Radio StationPlaying An Audiobook/Reading A Kindle BookTime And DateShopping and To-do listsFood And EntertainmentAnd Much Much More.Bonus Questions!Space-Themed CommandsOther Cool Miscellaneous CommandsSo take action now and get this for only $0:99!

Wendell Drackenberger has a suspicion that he is different, but nobody in his life wants to admit it. When the truth is made embarrassingly public, Wendell is faced with some difficult choices for a thirteen-year-old. Dubbed the world's worst wizard, he is forced to pave his own way. The future seems bleak until one little lie launches this comical adventure of errors, uncertainty, danger and courage. Teaming up with new friends, robots, a gnome and a brain-intolerant zombie, he discovers how a secret skill might just make him the perfect wizard to save his village.

Wendell Drackenberger has a suspicion that he is different, but nobody in his life wants to admit it. When the truth is made embarrassingly public, Wendell is faced with some difficult choices for a thirteen-year-old. Dubbed the world's worst wizard, he is forced to pave his own way. The future seems bleak until one little lie launches this comical adventure of errors, uncertainty, danger and courage. Teaming up with new friends, robots, a gnome and a brain-intolerant zombie, he discovers how a secret skill might just make him the perfect wizard to save his village.

Put the ME back in your MarriagE today! This parody of the #1 New York Times Bestseller contains 40 satirical dares that will not only spice up your marriage but burn it to the ground.Soon you’ll be hitting on each other again with any blunt instruments near to hand.John uses out of context Bible verses to justify the pet peeves that plague every relationship:“A day is like a 1,000 years to a man who has been asked to take out the trash” (2 Pet 3:8 sort of)“The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from nor where it is going. So it is with every woman that is asked where she would like to eat.” (Jn 3:8 sort of)Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyesBy following the advice contained in these pages you’ll soon reduce your marriage to a parody of its former self.John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.John lives with his family near Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.

Snakes:Fun Facts & Amazing Pictures - Learn About Snakes This book about snakes is designed for children 8 to 12 years of age. It’s filled with high-quality color photos and descriptions of the world’s most well-known snakes.At the end of the book, you will find 10 questions with answers on the last page about snakes so you can test what you have learned. Some featured snakes include: The First Thing You Need to Know About Snakes Snake Body Parts Home Is Where the Snake Is Snake Ssssenssssessss Snake Movement Shedding the Skin The Mouth

Are you looking to learn more about Panda Bears? Giant panda are animals that live in China.The Giant Panda is a fascinating animal and the whole world loves panda bears.This book about the Giant Panda was written for children from 8 to 12 years of age,but it is also well suited to older children and adults who are interested in knowing a little more about these interesting creaturesHere are the chapters: - The Giant Panda - Sub Species of Giant Panda - Closest Living Relatives to the Giant Panda - Physical Description - Their Home or Habitat- How do pandas groom themselves?- Do pandas only eat bamboos? - Communicating with Other Pandas - Reproduction - Baby Cubs of Giant Pandas - Mythology and Folklore - Giant Panda Conservation Projects - Fun Facts about Giant Pandas - Giant Pandas in Pop Culture - Comprehension Questions- Comprehension Answers

Take a journey back into the 60's - 80's into little Itchy Mae's childhood that is not to different from 8-13 year old children today. This story line will cover a young girls childhood being raised by a village of adults. It will also talk about school integration, gangs, bullying, blended families and inappropriate touching which developed the saying "No more Fondling". Today's youth experience a lot of the same issues as youth did in the past. None the less the issues were swept up under the rug or kept as a family secret. In 2011 it is time to talk about these issues especially in the turn of events so many youth today are depressed, homeless and committing suicide due to these unfortunate issues. A few topics that may seem like old news to people can be found on any local news broadcast or newspaper that you can discuss as a current event. Take your time to explore how some things can't destroy a child, but build a protective force to help other children.