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Books with author John Grandits

  • Technically, It's Not My Fault: Concrete Poems

    John Grandits

    Paperback (Clarion, Oct. 18, 2004)
    An eleven-year-old boy named Robert voices typical—and not so typical—middle-grade concerns in this unique, memorable collection of hilarious poems. His musings cover the usual stuff, like pizza, homework, thank-you notes, and his annoying older sister. In addition, he speculates about professional wrestling for animals, wonders why no one makes scratch-and-sniff fart stickers, designs the ultimate roller coaster (complete with poisonous spiders), and deconstructs the origins of a new word, snarpy. A playful layout and ingenious graphics extend the wry humor that is sure to resonate with readers of all ages.
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  • Blue Lipstick: Concrete Poems

    John Grandits

    Paperback (Clarion Books, May 21, 2007)
    A 15-year-old girl named Jessie voices typical—and not so typical—teenage concerns in this unique, hilarious collection of poems. Her musings about trying out new makeup and hairstyles, playing volleyball and cello, and dealing with her annoying younger brother are never boring or predictable. Who else do you know who designs her own clothes and writes poetry to her cat? Jessie’s a girl with strong opinions, and she isn’t shy about sharing them. Her funny, sarcastic take on high school life is revealed through concrete poetry: words, ideas, type, and design that combine to make pictures and patterns. The poems are inventive, irreverent, irresistible, and full of surprises—just like Jessie—and the playful layout and ingenious graphics extend the wry humor.
  • Technically, It's Not My Fault: Concrete Poems

    John Grandits

    Hardcover (Clarion Books, Oct. 18, 2004)
    Offers the creative, imaginative, and weird thoughts of an eleven-year-old boy who, through a collection of poetry and fun illustrations, ponders the many things he sees and experiences in the world around him. Simultaneous.
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  • Blue Lipstick

    John Grandits

    Library Binding (Perfection Learning, May 1, 2007)
    In this irreverent companion to "Technically, It's Not My Fault," a 15-year-old girl named Jessie voices typical teenage concerns through poems that are inventive, irresistible, and full of surprises--just like Jessie--and the playful layout and ingenious graphics extend the wry humor. Illustrations.
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  • Blue Lipstick: Concrete Poems

    John Grandits

    Hardcover (Clarion Books, May 21, 2007)
    A 15-year-old girl named Jessie voices typical—and not so typical—teenage concerns in this unique, hilarious collection of poems. Her musings about trying out new makeup and hairstyles, playing volleyball and cello, and dealing with her annoying younger brother are never boring or predictable. Who else do you know who designs her own clothes and writes poetry to her cat? Jessie’s a girl with strong opinions, and she isn’t shy about sharing them. Her funny, sarcastic take on high school life is revealed through concrete poetry: words, ideas, type, and design that combine to make pictures and patterns. The poems are inventive, irreverent, irresistible, and full of surprises—just like Jessie—and the playful layout and ingenious graphics extend the wry humor.
  • Mermaid Coloring Book for Kids Ages 4-8: Beautiful, Unique Coloring Pages for Hours of Fun!

    Grandpa John

    Paperback (Independently published, Aug. 17, 2019)
    Your Favorite Grandpa Proudly Presents...A magical mermaid coloring book!Take a trip to the bottom of the ocean where these beautiful mermaids lie. Share the fun and magic of mermaids and their friends with a special child! With plenty of hearts, stars and other friendly critters, this makes for the perfect screen-free gift and allows for a child's creativity to flourish. About this special book:Beautifully illustrated coloring pages perfect for kids 4 to 8 years old.Every design is UNIQUE!Not too intricate and not too simple.Single sided pages to prevent bleed through and easy to tear off and stick on your fridge to display your child's awesome work!Large 8.5x11 inch pages with plenty of space to color!
  • The Travel Game by John Grandits

    John Grandits

    Hardcover (Clarion Books (2009-05-18), March 15, 1656)
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  • Encyclopedia of Walt Disney's Animated Characters: From Mickey Mouse to Hercules

    John Grant

    Hardcover (Hyperion, May 6, 1998)
    A full-color reference guide lists and provides portraits of the hundreds of Disney characters created for animated features throughout the years, from such famed characters as Mickey Mouse, Roger Rabbit, and Hercules to obscure figures in lesser-known works.
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  • Debunk It! Fake News Edition: How to Stay Sane in a World of Misinformation

    John Grant

    Paperback (Zest Books TM, Sept. 3, 2019)
    We live in an era of misinformation, much of it spread by authority figures, including politicians, religious leaders, broadcasters, and, of course, apps and websites. In this second edition, author John Grant uses ripped-from-the-headlines examples to clearly explain how to identify bad evidence and poor arguments. He also points out the rhetorical tricks people use when attempting to pull the wool over our eyes, and offers advice about how to take these unscrupulous pundits down. Updated to include a chapter on fake news, Debunk It serves as a guide to critical thinking for young readers looking to find some clarity in a confusing world.
  • Debunk It!: How to Stay Sane in a World of Misinformation

    John Grant

    Paperback (Zest Books TM, Jan. 1, 2015)
    We live in an era of misinformation, much of it spread by authority figures, including politicians, religious leaders, broadcasters, and, of course, apps and websites. With so much bogus information coming from so many sources, how can anyone be expected to discover the truth? In Debunk It, author John Grant uses modern, ripped-from-the-headlines examples to clearly explain how to identify bad evidence and poor arguments. He provides a roundup of the rhetorical tricks people use when attempting to pull the wool over our eyes, and even offers advice about how to take these unscrupulous pundits down. So if you're tired of hearing blowhards spouting off about climate change, history, evolution, medicine, and more, this is the book for you. Debunk It is the ultimate guide for young readers seeking a firmer footing in a world that's full of holes.
  • Alien Jokes For Kids: Funny Out of This World Jokes For Kids Of All Ages!

    Grandpa John

    language (Grandpa John Books, July 19, 2019)
    Your Favorite Grandpa Proudly Presents...Alien Jokes For KidsQ: What do you call an alien with muscles?A: A flex-tra terrestrial!A bunch of out of this world jokes! With cool illustrations to accompany the jokes. Guaranteed to give the parents a load of chuckles also as these jokes are extremely funny ( rather silly infact ).Good luck trying not to laugh!
  • Technically, It's Not My Fault: Concrete Poems

    John Grandits

    Hardcover (Clarion Books, Oct. 18, 2004)
    An eleven-year-old boy named Robert voices typical—and not so typical—middle-grade concerns in this unique, memorable collection of hilarious poems. His musings cover the usual stuff, like pizza, homework, thank-you notes, and his annoying older sister. In addition, he speculates about professional wrestling for animals, wonders why no one makes scratch-and-sniff fart stickers, designs the ultimate roller coaster (complete with poisonous spiders), and deconstructs the origins of a new word, snarpy. A playful layout and ingenious graphics extend the wry humor that is sure to resonate with readers of all ages.
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