Books with author Joe Schreiber

FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. Preferring to play with his band during a much-anticipated gig, Perry is forced by his mother to escort a quiet, socially awkward Lithuanian exchange student to the prom and is astonished to learn that she is actually an undercover assassin on a high-stakes mission in Manhattan. A first young adult novel by the author of Red Harvest.

Ferris Bueller meets La Femme Nikita in this funny, action-packed young adult novel. It's prom night--and Perry just wants to stick to his own plan and finally play a muchanticipatedgig with his band in the Big Apple. But when his mother makes him take Gobija Zaksauskas--their quiet, geeky Lithuanian exchange student--to the prom, he never expects that his ordinary high school guy life will soon turn on its head. Perry finds that Gobi is on a mission, and Perry has no other choice but to go along for a reckless ride through Manhattan's concrete grid with a trained assassin in Dad's red Jag.Infused with capers, car chases, heists, hits, henchmen, and even a bear fight, this story mixes romance, comedy, and tragedy in a true teen coming-of-age adventure--and it's not over until it's "au revoir."

When a terrible beast threatens the peace of the eastern lands of Britain, and all attempts by the Fisher King to save his realm, his lands and his people fail, he is left with no choice but to count on the courage of King Arthur's knights.The Wild Boar of Corbenic: an adventure in the times of King Arthur is an adventurous tale of knighthood; a never before told quest of the Knights of the Round Table, full of wonder, magic, and love."In the morning, the King wished them Godspeed, and the six rode down to the castle of Corbenic, in the realm of the Fisher King, upon the eastern coast far from Camelot. The courier and the two squires rattled with excitement of setting out on a real quest; but deep in their hearts, they felt terrified of what they heard about the boar monster..."Cover art: "None durst approach nigh for fear of being torn to pieces", by Frank T. Merrill, 1910 Source: A Knight of Arthur's Court or the Tale of Sir Gawain and the Green Knighthttp://d.lib.rochester.edu/camelot-project

Annabelle is a sensitive, happy little girl with a spirit of adventure. She is curious and enjoys her daily walks with her Fairy Godmother. She is forever asking questions about whatever captures her attention. Wise Fairy Godmother Abrianna has just the way of answering that makes her think. Hmm. She guides Annabelle with a gentle hand as she discovers new insights and helps Annabelle see things from another perspective. She awakens Annabelle's compassionate nature as they talk while taking a stroll. This book is for those with imagination who see things not readily apparent to others. It is along the lines of The Little Prince who had adventures and was a bit of a stranger being around those that didn't understand him. Annabelle is a sweetheart who feels for other people/children. She is a wise old soul in a child's body. I believe sensitive people will appreciate the awareness and lessons she learns along her path to use in their own life. Even though it's a children's book, I feel it will appeal to the Innerchild within. I hope parents, teachers or friends will read this book to children and start a conversation about seeing the world through different lenses as a way to bring people together. It is Annabelle's plan to have a Tea Party inviting those who might not have any friends. Annabelle learns many lessons as they stroll along the path of desserts and each one is delicious.

When videogame obsessed Pete Watson discovers his dad is not only a super-spy but has been kidnapped and is now trapped inside a video game, he has to use his super gaming skills and enter the game to rescue him. Will he be able to save his friends and family and the entire world from giant mechanical cockroaches and a massive cyber attack set to take down the world's network? And if he succeeds, who will save Pete from his massive crush on Callie Midwood? From the comedic mind of Joe Schreiber (Lenny Cyrus School Virus, Au Revoir Crazy European Chick, Perry's Killer Playlist), comes an action-packed Alex Rider-meets-Greg Heffley middle grade romp that grabs readers by the funny bone and doesn't let go! Illustrated throughout with black and white comic drawings by Andy Rash.

It seemed so logical at first. Fourteen-year-old Lenny Cyrus had loved Zooey Andrews since third grade. All the boy genius needed to do to win her heart, surely, was shrink down to the size of an amoeba, ooze into a gelatin capsule, and have his friend Harlan slip it (him!) into Zooey’s Diet Coke. Told in three voices, this fantastical middle grade novel takes Lenny deep into Zooey’s loud, splashing innards, where a talking astrovirus named Astro has a bad attitude about white blood cells (“self-righteous pus-bags”) and aromatic hormones disco dance. The question is, will Lenny and Zooey survive his crazy experiment in nanotechnology?

Lucky is a feature film shot in Santa Clarita, CA on the Blackmagic 4K cinema camera. It’s a wonderful drama about a boy named Peter (Gabriel Schreiber) who is bullied by a group of neighborhood boys. When he finds a stuffed toy that comes to life in his wild imagination, Lucky becomes his best friend, teaching him how to fight and be true to himself. This is the magical tale of a young boy who learns to stand up for himself. The feature film Lucky is set to be released on Amazon Prime Video in 2019. Cover Image Background Provided by Creative Commons. Flickr user - RCabanilla

Ten years after the events recounted in Heartstone, enemies threaten Elinala's peace by threatening its chief architect--Derrick of Loneoak Island. Not only does this conspiracy have roots in the mysterious Shadow Empire, but the conspiracy also has a far more terrifying goal--to force Derrick into reawakening heartstone. The conspiracy's method? Destroy everything Derrick loves. Once again, ancient evils threaten to destroy Elinala, but this time the greatest evil may be caused by Derrick himself. Exactly what the Shadow Empire wants.