Books with author Joe Bergeron

WARNING . . . Do not tell Donald Trump about this book! My name is Appleton, and I come from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster. I would like to thank J. Jack Bergeron for co-writing this book with me since as an extraterrestrial life form from another planet, I am not trained in audible communication. This book has been written because we have officially decided to reveal ourselves as having visited your planet. This should resolve all the controversies that have been going on for ages on Earth as to whether extraterrestrial life and UFOs actually exist. We tell the truth about the following topics: What Stonehenge, the Lockness Monster, Phoenix lights, and crop circles are about. What we know about DONALD TRUMP (This book will inform you if he was born on Earth). The truth about Noah's flood, Roswell incident, the Face on Mars, Bigfoot/Sasquatch, Barney and Betty Hill, Marshall Applewhite, and others. How humans got out of Africa. How humans migrated to the Americas. How the Egyptian pyramids and Great Wall of China were influenced. As of Nov 6th 2016 we guarantee that we have no more "representation" in the Democratic and Republican parties. Our technology is so advanced, it has allowed us to travel to heaven and back. All atheists should read this book. God has an opinion of this book, we're just not sure what it is yet. Many other topics are disclosed . . . here . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -> I would like to interrupt this dialogue. My name is Massage DeMessuer, and I am the extraterrestrial ruler from where Appleton comes from. I would like to thank Amazon publishing and J. Jack Bergeron for letting me interrupt Appleton's "alien invasion of Earth" in this description. We may be placing him under arrest to deal with his transgressions.

My name is Appleton and I come from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster. I would like to thank J. Jack Bergeron for co-writing this book with me since as an intelligent being from another planet I am not trained in audible communication. This book has been written because we have officially decided to reveal ourselves as having visited your planet. This should resolve all the controversies that have been going on for ages on Earth as to whether extraterrestrial life actually exists. We tell the truth about the following topics: How humans got out of Africa. How humans migrated to the Americas. How the Egyptian pyramids and Great Wall of China were influenced. What Stonehenge and the Lockness Monster was about. The truth about Noah's flood, Roswell, the Face on Mars, Bigfoot/Sasquatch and others. As of Nov 6th we guarantee that we have no more "representation" in the Democratic and Republican parties. Our technology is so advanced, it has allowed us to travel to heaven and back. All atheists should read this book. God has an opinion of this book, we're just not sure what it is yet.

Galaxy reading books are a wonderful collection of fiction, non-fiction, poetry and plays to capture the interest of every child, helping to develop a life-long love of reading. Two aliens, Peg and Pog, visit Earth in their flying saucer on their summer holiday. They learn a lot about our planet during their visit, but things go terribly wrong when they dress up as cats to try to blend in ... and discover that they really don't get on with an Earth creature called 'the dog'! Reading age: 5-6 years

On the distant planet Rral, a group of teenage friends chafe beneath the technological limitations imposed on their society by unknown forces of the past. They believe their birthright is the stars, but on a world where commerce is conducted by wooden sailing ships, how can they reclaim it?Then a strange streak of fire descends from the heavens...This is a young adult science fiction novel

This enjoyable keepsake is a wonderful holiday gift idea. It is the perfect gift for anyone who has ever worked or shopped at Walmart! KEEPING PAYROLL DOWN is always the most important underlying principle at Walmart. For some managers it is more important than safety, morality, ethics and legality. The numbers are staggering. With 1.5 million Associates earning an average pay of about $10 per hour, the basic payroll is $15 million per hour. Limiting raises to tiny amounts goes right to their bottom line. Associates are the “Lowest Common Denominator” in the Walmart profit equation. Every possible tactic is used against Associates during evaluations to limit raises. They structure the setting of the reviews to employ every psychological advantage. They like to use the element of surprise. The amount of a raise is determined before the review happens without any input, testimony or protest, from the Associate. I expected this sort of behavior from a large company vastly experienced in evaluating employees. After all, they perform over 2 million evaluations a year on Associates alone. But what I didn't expect were some of the sneaky and underhanded ways the managers accomplished their sworn duty to limit pay increases. And they did these devious things in ways that were difficult to detect and verify. After the dirty tricks they pulled on me during my first few evaluations, I realized I had to beat them at their own game. As the meager raises persisted, it became a quest to get the maximum raise at my next review. This is the true story of how I finally got Walmart to give me the maximum raise of sixty cents per hour. By exposing the dirty tricks Walmart uses to limit raises to cut payroll costs, I hope to give every Associate powerful tools to use at their future evaluations. Perhaps this documentation of my experience will help with the current efforts to improve the lives of the downtrodden and beaten Associates. And folks, if you've got a resentment against anyone, the best thing to do is to let it go. Your Walmart employment is just a chapter in the book of your life. Destroying innocent lives is wrong. We are all distant cousins. We are all related to each other. Mankind has been around for millions of years. We fought each other for millions of years. When someone said "Love one another," this was a new idea 2000 years ago. It is time for mankind to become civilized. We must remove violence and hatred from society. If not, we will all perish. Please don't hurt each other. Let it be. Only cowards attack vulnerable people. It takes real guts to be kind. Only the brave have the courage to be nice. Being nice and kind is hard to do; but it must be done.

To Sam Lyttle, the truth is like an elephant. It’s heavy, worrying and wrinkly. And when it’s sitting in your way, you can’t go under it or over it. But you CAN skirt round it… So Sam does, every now and then, tell the odd porky-pie, much to the annoyance of his family. But is there more to Sam’s occasional streeeetching of the truth than meets the eye? The first book in this laugh-out-loud series by author and illustrator Joe Berger. ‘… truly funny, with verbal, visual and fart jokes appealing not only to those who find reading heavy going.’ Nicolette Jones, The Sunday Times’ Children’s Book of the Week

Galaxy reading books are a wonderful collection of fiction, non-fiction, poetry and plays to capture the interest of every child, helping to develop a life-long love of reading. Two aliens, Peg and Pog, visit Earth in their flying saucer on their summer holiday. They learn a lot about our planet during their visit, but things go terribly wrong when they dress up as cats to try to blend in ...and discover that they really don't get on with an Earth creature called 'the dog'! Reading age: 5-6 years